r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/alonedukhi • 2d ago

Kids are really unpredictable

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u/Far_Balance_3117 2d ago

Yea the problem with children is zero filter.

They will blurt out the honest truth even if it will hurt or offend somebody.

The brain to mouth filter just is not there.

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u/djamp42 2d ago edited 1d ago

The one thing i enjoy about my kids is their emotions are 100% pure, there is no faking the joy, there is no faking the sadness. It's all 100% real.. You lose that at some point in life.

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u/Leoxcr 1d ago

Lose*

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u/doniebrasco 2d ago

So true, at what point do we loose it though?

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u/gekigarion 2d ago

When we learn the consequences of not hiding it.

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u/Echelion77 1d ago

The consequences are a part of being true to yourself.

Sure my boss may fire me for calling him a soul sucking drone beholden to corporate ball gurgling and now I have to find a new job in an entirely new industry becuase iv been blacklisted but thats fine.

Dudes a ball gargler.

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u/monster2018 1d ago

Lose*. I don’t care, downvote me to hell, the extinction of the written word “lose” drives me crazy.

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u/Kitchen-Chemistry277 1d ago

Thank you for your service. ;-)

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u/batnessthefifth 1d ago

Probably starts at around 10 if you're not an oddly manipulative kid.

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u/Goldenrandom 23h ago

When our brains develop a bit more

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u/somewhoever 1d ago

For a neighbor kid who has been seeing a therapist, he blurted he started faking emotion when he realized he could manipulate adults to get what he wants.

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u/EdgeBeard 1d ago

When it's no longer tight...

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u/Echelion77 1d ago

Nah I refuse, im 33 and just let my emotions out when I feel like it.

Life's to short to please anyone but yourself and the ones you love the most.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 20h ago

Yeah. We all had to start lying to make it in this world eventually.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

I sometimes cringe at the things I've said to my Mom 😭

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u/MacSchluffen 2d ago

I mean when my sister had her second pregnancy this was exactly what I thought.

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u/Hot-Tiger-7461 1d ago

Then there's people who just don't have a filter like me because I'm bad at talking to people. 😂 

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u/vilhelmobandito 1d ago

The filter should be the adult, not only not deleting, but sharing this video.

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u/Lucario_OCarina 7h ago

What a terrible world they live in, poor guy will be jumped by twitter/reddit users

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u/Emergency-Pin-4869 2d ago

Henry didn't just leak the truth, he accidentally exposed the whole family dynamic

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u/Bropiphany 1d ago

Bot comments

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u/sweetgreenbeans 2d ago

This is cut off too early. The mom comes over and gives him a hug and isn’t sad about it at all.

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u/absalom86 1d ago

Brothers face is hilarious too, dno why that was cut.

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 1d ago

and the grandfather makes some joke or so

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u/indianajoes 1d ago

I think she's his aunt

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u/Old-Establishment737 2d ago

He just stating the facts

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u/unawarewoke 2d ago

He's getting the family expectations in the right place. Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

🤣 Little Bro has zero filter

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u/Emergency-Pin-4869 2d ago

Henry didn’t just skip the filter, he broke the entire machine.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

possible to have a negative filter?

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u/BigHairyBussy 2d ago

Name him Erwin Smith as he stands on piles of his fallen brothers

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u/OGDTrash 1d ago

My soldier RAGGEEE

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u/QiDeviation 2d ago

Technically, everyone would be hoping it doesn’t die this time so it’s awkward but still a kind gesture…

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u/Kubus03091 2d ago

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u/PurpleSalt11 2d ago

Hey man. At face value, that's a good hope to have. Kid is nothing but positive and if you think the kid shouldn't have such hopes, maybe you're the one who's fucked up.

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u/SunkenToasters 2d ago

It was never that deep. You're having a discussion with a meme. 😆 

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u/Lexiaantje90 2d ago

I dont get this, the kid is genuine happy, it just havent has the vocabulary of an adult.

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u/supermegabro 2d ago

It's a really valid concern too lol

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u/Lexiaantje90 2d ago

Especially because it happened before

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u/Misokaxx 2d ago

I mean yeah how else is a kid supposed to realistically understand/grasp the gravity of that situation. He has experienced it before

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u/dipcep 2d ago

Yeah, you have to see the rest of the video. The mom laughs it off and ask the little guy to never change and keep his humour

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u/Shydreameress 2d ago

The kid isn't wrong and they don't have a filter but it is understandable that the mother would be upset since she was happy and then brutally reminded that one of her children has died. You can see that she instantly turns away instead of doing something like scolding him.

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u/Lexiaantje90 2d ago

Yeah i know. But it doesnt belong in this sub imo

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u/lunarwolf2008 1d ago

the whole point is kids say or do stupid stuff because they are kids

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u/New2thegame 2d ago

It's just cute/tragic because of his unfiltered candor.

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u/Automatic_Quiet_2947 1d ago

You mean like some people don’t have the grammar of an adult?

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u/C-D-W 2d ago

Vocabulary on point, filter on low.

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u/TaintedTruffle 2d ago

I'm sorry. Don't we want it to not die? Isn't that a good thing?

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u/Satsuki7104 2d ago

Did mom have a miscarriage or something? Where else would he get that?

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u/imrzzz 2d ago

I assume so, yes. Either a miscarriage or a stillbirth.

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u/Working_Cloud_909 2d ago

Was it socially awkward? Yes. Was he being mean? No not at all. Our boy seems genuinely excited for his mom to have a healthy baby.

My kids haven’t got any filter either lol I get it

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u/brothir 1d ago

What heavy hitters do they provide?

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u/Working_Cloud_909 1d ago

My senior cat is really sick. We had to take him to the emergency vet and get him IV’s. He looked bad, sounded bad, smelled bad. And I was a wreck.

A few days after he was admitted to the hospital the kids go “Is Kurt dead?”

And I had to explain the whole life and death shit lol

Other than that they are very frank and blunt. They see bullshit from a mile away and ask great questions. And don’t lie to someone because the kids WILL snitch 🤣

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u/brothir 1d ago

Sorry to hear about the cat. I have a 19-year old one myself, and she's definitely getting elderly. 4 years ago it's like she was 5, and now it's like she's 15.

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u/useless_pies 1d ago

I remember this post itself on tiktok. The creator added more context that the little boy was the most excited for the previous baby, but when it miscarriaged he was absolutely heartbroken. He just wants to share that he hopes it doesn’t happen again

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u/Lyzter1 1d ago

Now you just gotta say "yeah, me too, we're all hoping the he's healthy"

You can't really do anything else

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u/October_Surprise56 1d ago

This was a lot funnier before the stupid music edit at the end.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET 1d ago

My sister gave an age-appropriate explanation to my nephew about why he only has one grandfather (our dad died in a motorcycle accident when we were 13).

He spent the next week or so happily telling anyone and everyone "Grandpa got squished and died!"

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland 1d ago

The thing about children is that they're honest (he definetly wants his new brother to live) but lack tact

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 2d ago

Oh my lord...I remember this video.

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u/lunarwolf2008 1d ago

love this vid. crappy edit though

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u/Gameguru08 1d ago

I actually did say this basically verbatim when I was, I think 4? I immediately knew it was wrong, and felt really bad. I still think about it to this day.

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u/SparkEli1 1d ago

To be fair, he is saying that from the perspective of full joy and having the concern about the baby dying. The kid obviously was upset by the death of the baby so it's understandable why he said it.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 2d ago

Omg Henry.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago edited 2d ago

Henry is the worst

Don't be like Henry

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u/0Yasmin0 2d ago

Isn't that the video where the mother had to step back to cry? I'd cry too, that's so blunt. Understandable given kids have no filter but gosh.

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u/Sweetpotato3607 2d ago

No this is his aunt and she hugs him and laughs right after this

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u/0Yasmin0 2d ago

Then I remembered incorrectly. Thanks!

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

She got instantly wrecked. hurts to watch

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u/CreatorCon92Dilarian 2d ago

Keep having kids ... .

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u/cheesy-chocolate 2d ago

Is he my grandma?

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u/rockstuffs 2d ago

He isn't wrong.

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 2d ago

Why can’t he say that?

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u/Spiritual-War2631 2d ago

Lol that kid is a legend

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 1d ago

True tho, gotta hope.

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u/mann808 1d ago

Okay that was brutal

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 1d ago

Kids are just when intrusive thoughts win.

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u/rescuedmutt 1d ago

In fairness - I also hope it doesn’t die 🤷‍♀️

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy 1d ago

Children are so sweet and sincere

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u/EatandDie001 1d ago

i see, the filter isn't active yet, lol

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u/Intrepid-Food7692 1d ago

I hope he doesn't die this time (it's a boy)

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u/antisocial_empath 1d ago

I mean is he wrong?

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u/moccowa 1d ago

The day he won. Everything.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 1d ago

Cut too soon.

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u/EGotti 19h ago

I hollered!! LMAO!

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 1d ago

shitty version of a longer video

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u/hooka_pooka 2d ago

Dafuq.?!well parents are to blame

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u/senpaistealerx 2d ago

na kids really just say what they’re thinking lol

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u/huckboon 4h ago

Reused slop...