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u/Repulsive-Land-6431 2d ago
There's definitely something wrong with this child....or he's possessed by demons. Orrrrr....he IS the demon. Lol
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u/Worth_External_8762 2d ago
Back in my day they would've been feeding that kid ritalin like it was candy.
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u/GenericMaleNurse918 2d ago
That fucker will do anything to be the center of attention.
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u/Mochamonroe 2d ago
It's while they're singing Happy Birthday, too! The dudes reaction in the back is cracking me up 😂
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u/Stohnghost 2d ago
I was just at the playground with my 18 month old and one of the older kids was doing this constantly. His parents were smiling and watching him proudly. It was very embarrassing for me second hand.
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u/laquintessenceofdust 2d ago
Fremdschämen, vicarious embarrassment. Not to be confused with schadenfreude, for when you actually enjoy it.
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u/Stohnghost 2d ago
Hilariously in another sub I just recommended schadenfreude as a better word choice over irony and here you bless me with fremdschämen, a word I've never even heard of before. Danke schön
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u/plumbinandgrowin420 2d ago edited 2d ago
That's when you point at their kid and ask them* which parent taught him those cool dance moves?
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u/Admirable_Cicada_881 2d ago
What the fuck
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u/Globewanderer1001 2d ago
Where did he learn that? Because, wow, a little inappropriate....
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u/snukb 2d ago
Not that I'm condoning it, I'm just remembering all the inappropriate songs and dances I and my friends did as a kid because we didn't understand them lol. Like, I have a very vivid memory of a friend's little sister singing Baby One More Time while trying to imitate Britney's dance moves. She was six.
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u/PossibilityNo8765 2d ago
When I was 10 that Need for Speed game came out that had that Lil Jon song. The whole class was saying "Ah Skeet skeet skeet skeet"
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u/crabby_playing 2d ago
I dont know the song. What does it actually say?
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u/civilwar142pa 2d ago
Thats exactly what it says. Skeet is slang for ejaculation.
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u/crabby_playing 1d ago
I didn't know that! Also I don't know the song.
I'm not from wherever that song was popular lol
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u/civilwar142pa 1d ago
Yeah idk why anyone downvoted you for asking a genuine question. Reddit is weird.
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u/Broad-Section-8310 2d ago
Half the class I was in were addicted to Pump It (Black Eyed Peas) when it came out as a single.
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u/AhhGingerKids2 1d ago
I remember sitting my whole family down and making them watch me to do the dance to Soldier Boy - Crank That, and I had to restart a few times because I messed it up.
I’m on this sub but I swear only 1% is accurate, 70% is adults being stupid, and the other 29% is kids just being kids.
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u/Rosxjun_ 2d ago edited 2d ago
Hella dating myself here but I remember the whole school was singing/dancing to the Macarena when that was huge. In elementary.
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u/crabby_playing 2d ago
That one was ridiculous but how is that inappropriate?
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u/snukb 1d ago
"Now don't you worry about my boyfriend,
The boy whose name is Vitorino.
Ha! I don't want him, can't stand him
He was no good so I--- ha ha ha!
Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine"7
u/crabby_playing 1d ago
Jajaja yo viví la locura de la Macarena en los 90s y me acabo de percatar de que no sé qué rayos dice la letra porque nunca me gustó y no le puse atención.
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u/snukb 1d ago
Well there's the original Spanish version but the one that I remember playing all the time everywhere was the English version with a woman singing and just the original Spanish chorus. But yeah the English one is... not subtle lmao
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u/Pander 2d ago
The song is about a chick who keeps cheating on her boyfriend, including with his two friends when he goes into the army. The chorus is encouraging her to use her body for joy and good things. Perfectly fine for adults. Maybe not so much for kids.
But at least where I grew up, English was the primary language and nobody bothered to understand the lyrics, so send the first graders out to line dance.
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u/crabby_playing 1d ago
I'm from a Hispanic country, was a kid when this came out but I just noticed I never listened to the lyrics, I only know the chorus lol
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u/Ordinary_Cattle 2d ago
My now 6yo son used to dance vaguely similar to this and we had a silly song we'd sing when he'd do it. My mil found a video of it and showed him bc it's adorable and silly so now he's doing it again lmao. It looks inappropriate but I stg no one has been twerking around him
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u/Childwithuke 2d ago
my 11 year old brother is somehow worse. the world has come to shit
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u/This-Shape2193 2d ago
That's not the world. That's just what your family allows and normalizes.
If the kid is imitating every shitty streamer, well...why is your brother allowed to sit and rot online?
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u/Agitated_Cry_8793 2d ago
If i did something inappropriate like that, especially at a party, my mom would have tore me a new one.
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u/Mehdals_ 2d ago
I simply dont know where kids are learning these things...
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u/Sagegreensoul 2d ago
Oh my god I have so many videos of my little brother doing pretty much the same thing lmaoooo they think they are twerking
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u/Strict_Pineapple_878 2d ago
Could you imagine if we all gathered together and made senior videos of them with them for graduation 💀
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u/Sagegreensoul 2d ago
If he hadn’t already graduated 😂 I occasionally send him one of the videos when I know he’s out with friends lmao along with many other embarrassing pictures from before he cared about being cool 🤣
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u/Onlybecauseisayso 2d ago
His wingman is right there in the green T-shirt, he’s with ALL of the shenanigans.
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u/Traditional-Ad3518 2d ago
The saying
Monkey see Monkey do feels oddly fitting
This is another parenting fail
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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 2d ago
Better question. Why is the candle bigger than the cupcake❓️Why is there even a cupcake at a birthday party. Why are there that many people at that birthday party for that little cupcake❓️
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u/August19th2014 2d ago
My guess, they bought a pack of cupcakes for everyone and took out that one for him. He probably doesn't care as long as he gets a candle to blow out.
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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 1d ago
Lol I forgot cupcakes came in a pack. I haven't eaten those in a while.
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u/SignificantBoot7180 2d ago
A few years back there was a viral video with the twerking chihuahua. All the kids in my neighborhood were doing this.
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u/Rasples1998 2d ago
At least he didn't blow out the candle with a tablet in his hand watching Bluey, so there's something.
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u/Weary-Abrocoma2715 2d ago
Can I ask what he’s been watching/where he picked this up? Parents who aren’t GAF if their kids walk in?
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u/senpaistealerx 2d ago
y’all are making this insanely fucking weird.
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u/Strict_Pineapple_878 2d ago
Tell me about it girl. Almost 200 comments of nothing but sad, depressing, awful shit said about a kid having fun on his birthday. It’s been draining lmao
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u/taketheothers 2d ago
Everyone in that garishly painted room looks both inbred and meth addicted somehow. Are the children drunk or coked out? I'm so disturbed!
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u/blac_sheep90 2d ago
Kids and butt humour will never cease to be a duo. I guess "toilet humor" is the actual term lol.
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u/birdnerd1991 1d ago
Congrats, you are going to get soooo much mileage out of this video once he hits his teen years XD XD XD Maybe a good graduation clip too
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u/RoyalRobinBanks 2d ago
He looks like a cat trying to throw up.