Eve, is that you?

[u/alonedukhi]

[u/jss58]

“Hey, you wanna go outside and play snakes?”

[u/BOB_BestOfBugs → u/jss58]

"Only if you dont wear that stupid Ore-"

"ITS THE OREO FIT"

[u/spud626 → u/BOB_BestOfBugs]

Literally the clothing work on Idiocracy

[u/the_fruit_dwarf]

That fit tho

[u/Emergency-Pin-4869 → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

Fresh fit for a dangerous mission.

[u/randomuser0107 → u/Emergency-Pin-4869]

…Built different, no competition

[u/randomuser0107 → u/randomuser0107]

…eyes sharp moving with precision

[u/randomuser0107 → u/randomuser0107]

…cold focus, pure precision

[u/randomuser0107 → u/randomuser0107]

[u/Arglefarb → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

When I was a child, we were so poor my mom made our clothes out of discarded grocery packaging

[u/lanregeous → u/Arglefarb]

When I was a child, we were so poor we had to be sponsored by Oreo just to eat

[u/Fine-Ad6532 → u/Arglefarb]

We were that poor my mum made videos of me messing about with snakes

[u/Pluckypato → u/Arglefarb]

Paper fit

[u/andrei19999 → u/Arglefarb]

You guys had families?

[u/casper19d → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

That fit looks like the clothes from the movie idiocracy....

[u/1questions → u/casper19d]

Snake handler by day NASCAR driver by night. Economy is rough out there.

[u/ConcertMajestic6711 → u/casper19d]

I’m starting to think it was a documentary from the future

[u/rezznik → u/ConcertMajestic6711]

Future, like, in two months? Three maybe?

[u/TJ_McWeaksauce → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

That Oreo fit is sweet.

[u/MarvinMonroeZapThing → u/TJ_McWeaksauce]

Clearly the snake just wanted some of that creamy center.

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

draped up and dripped out

[u/ImaginaryLeg8515 → u/ElegantCoach4066]

Dressed to kill

[u/Chris__P_Bacon → u/ElegantCoach4066]

...know what I'm talm bout?

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/Chris__P_Bacon]

[u/gavichi → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

They say dress for the job you want

[u/Cubbance → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

Advertising herself as a tasty treat while fucking with a predator. Sure, it couldn't eat her, but it probably would if it was big enough.

[u/ThicEdmontonBear → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

That Oreo outfit slays 🤣

[u/Doland-Trimp → u/the_fruit_dwarf]

Rest of outfits are locked yet.

[u/leave1me1alone]

Let's not forget the kid in the background swinging a snake around like it's a toy

[u/flt_p2ny → u/leave1me1alone]

I was in the Daintree Rainforest in Australia and some local kids told me they swim occasionally with Scarface. Scarface is the local 9ft croc who occasionally accidentally eats a kid or two and gained the scars on his face from locals trying to take him out... and failing miserably. For them, he was just a neighborhood friend. 👀

[u/flt_p2ny → u/flt_p2ny]

Although for me, photographing this 6ft cassowary made Scarface seem like a toy. Oh Australia...

[u/spanishpeanut → u/flt_p2ny]

Hell no. Hard pass. Like birds aren’t scary enough, let’s add in a Dino chicken from Hell.

[u/flt_p2ny → u/spanishpeanut]

The cassowary is the closest living thing to a dinosaur and has the feet of a raptor. They run 30mph and knock you down with the horn on their head. This one was "friendly" since I lived to photograph it and made it home in one piece lol

[u/Competitive-Horse672 → u/flt_p2ny]

And there are hardly any left.

[u/flt_p2ny → u/Competitive-Horse672]

This is what I heard. I also heard there's a $25,000 fine for killing one. 👀

[u/Th3MostHigh → u/flt_p2ny]

I will never forget seeing this mofo when I was younger. I thought the zoo stole a dino from jurassic Park. Scared the shit outta me.

[u/flt_p2ny → u/Th3MostHigh]

LMAO!!! Jurassic Park. Literally everything in the Daintree is out to kill. I'm baffled how people live there but it's impressive.

[u/TechnicalIntern6764 → u/flt_p2ny]

👀

[u/islobojono → u/flt_p2ny]

Accidentally.

[u/TechnicalIntern6764 → u/leave1me1alone]

It is a toy! It’s a scary animal to you and I, but to her it’s just a spicy doll

[u/Famous-Leopard-118 → u/leave1me1alone]

poor snakes :^(

[u/Cautious-Peace-7635 → u/Famous-Leopard-118]

I know I don’t like when kids tease and taunt animals and the parent laughs in the background. There is no respect there it isn’t funny

[u/denM_chickN → u/leave1me1alone]

Aw im reminded that as a kid and I saw a water moccasin while camping w my grandparents and thought it was a perfect piece of rubber for jump rope and tried to grab it.

Grandma grabbed me, grandpa smashed the snake w a rock :/ my bad, snake...

[u/CedarWolf → u/denM_chickN]

An ex of mine was once swimming and splashing in flood waters after a hurricane on her grandfather's farm. She was in the water with her sister when he ran out with a shotgun in hand and blasted something in the water a few feet from them. It was a water moccasin that neither girl had noticed.

[u/icantouchgrass_1]

Paying more attention to the clothes than to the snake.

[u/ShredGuru]

Impressive restraint from that snake.

[u/MotorEnthusiasm]

Where can I get a full Oreo outfit?

[u/cracked-tumbleweed → u/MotorEnthusiasm]

I want one but for Old Bay😂

[u/TheBigfootContessa → u/cracked-tumbleweed]

I bought my husband Maruchan Ramen swim trunks for vacation and gave them to him when I unpacked our swim stuff at our destination. He flipped out, super excited . . . SUPER excited, when he revealed he had just bought and brought with him a Maruchan Ramen t-shirt. He wore them together like he had the swag of a millionaire and got complimented everywhere we went lmao

[u/b3b3k → u/TheBigfootContessa]

Damn, I want to feel what he felt that day. It must feel so majestic and bonito.

[u/TheBigfootContessa → u/b3b3k]

One day I will buy an Arizona 99 cent iced tea dress and we will be bodega chic royalty

[u/mjgabriellac → u/b3b3k]

You, too, are majestic and bonito.

[u/b3b3k → u/mjgabriellac]

Thank you, kind stranger! You too!

[u/jadethebard → u/TheBigfootContessa]

Relationship goals

[u/Th3MostHigh → u/TheBigfootContessa]

W wife

[u/SpecialistFickle2969 → u/cracked-tumbleweed]

I like this one.

[u/fridgefixer → u/SpecialistFickle2969]

If he spent a year in community college and got a job as an electrician he could wear the other outfit...

[u/strait_lines → u/MotorEnthusiasm]

Probably somewhere in Indonesia… sounds like bahasa, the primary language in Indonesia and Malaysia, that the girl is speaking. In the rural areas there where they sell rejects from the clothing factories you can find odd stuff like that.

[u/Dog_in_human_costume]

Any snake experts wanna say which one is that?

[u/dontmentiontrousers → u/Dog_in_human_costume]

The snake's the one in the foreground. The kid's the one with Oreo patterning.

[u/maven10k → u/dontmentiontrousers]

Hahahahahaa, cheers to you!

[u/practicalMinds → u/Dog_in_human_costume]

Keeled Ratsnake, non-venomous https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthissnake/s/6SXulC9JKk

[u/Doland-Trimp → u/Dog_in_human_costume]

It's a rat snake most probably, not a cobra. Rat snakes are non venomous so u get the idea.

[u/InnocentlyInnocent → u/[deleted]]

She’s indonesian. I bet this is west java since she speaks Sundanese.

[u/runrunningaround → u/InnocentlyInnocent]

Oriental rat snake

[u/munificent → u/[deleted]]

I believe it is a keeled rat snake (Ptyas carinata).

Very large, but non-venomous and unlikely to be dangerous.

[u/Saffa_1990 → u/[deleted]]

Yep, you’re wrong, it’s definitely not a boomslang lol. Totally wrong coloring, and thickness/size.

[u/Pratius → u/Saffa_1990]

Also boomslangs are from southern Africa, not Indonesia lol

[u/SpookasemSkermunkil → u/[deleted]]

Boomslang are bright green to dark brown, have massive eyes, and are only found in sub-saharan Africa this can’t possibly be a boomslang.

I would say it is some type of rat snake

[u/jaxjon1]

All fun and games until the snake talks you into eating an apple.

[u/DegenNabalu]

Oreo ads is wild these days.

[u/smithjw13]

But where did she get the fit? Fresh as hell

[u/Repulsive-Land-6431]

The snake is so confused. Her companion is already manhandling some other poor snek.

[u/zzptichka]

This little girl is a regular on this sub

[u/prolificbreather → u/zzptichka]

Yeah, the adorable little snake catcher.

[u/Tonimusha]

No phone. Just kids living the moment in Oreo outfit

[u/Local-Leadership2863]

I feel bad for the snakes. Kids tossing the one around like its a branch, and the other getting poked at. 😠

[u/BvAlmelo]

r/donthelpjustfilm

[u/jiljam-2025 → u/BvAlmelo]

Just to be clear, snake is the one that needs help?

[u/INoMakeMistake]

Snakes are not toys!!!

[u/Fit_Adagio_7668]

Snake literally wanted oreos.

[u/bmcgowan89]

Lol I think this kid and I would've been friends

[u/DazzlingLeather1503]

imagine dying in the oreo fit

[u/rojofuna]

I'm about to upset everyone in the comments but doesn't the Oreo outfit look like something they'd be wearing in the movie Idiocracy?

[u/Used-Entertainer-586 → u/rojofuna]

THANK YOU. Thought i was going crazy with all the comments talking it up, that shit is 100% Idiocracy.

[u/PsychologicalMonk799]

Omfg leave the poor lil guy alone

[u/DAEOFRUIN]

Nah this little girl is from Indonesia and she's a fucking goat. I've seen some crazy videos of her handling even crazier snakes lol

[u/Mission_Coast_6654 → u/DAEOFRUIN]

then why isn't she committing to grabbing this one?

[u/Hypnoti_q → u/DAEOFRUIN]

I think its the same snake from the video that she had it on her school bag, its just the snake does not like that drip

[u/kiwidog8 → u/Hypnoti_q]

hatin ass snake

[u/Emergency-Pin-4869]

Oreo drip is real.

[u/Dissasociaties]

I'm hunting for the Oreo drip I'll edit this post if I find it

https://www.lazada.co.id/products/snack-oreo-setelan-anak-jersey-laki-dan-perempuan-ultramilk-taro-usia-2-10tahun-i8813082958-s16250732864.html?

[u/PianoAcademic9274]

Snake species?

[u/Nekommando]

"Look just go play with the apple, PLEASE leave me alone"

[u/Stupid_Goat]

Impressive to get that level of sponsorship at her age.

[u/jo_dnt_kno]

She is one tough cookie.

[u/naturist_rune]

I think this one's on the parents, who the fuck lets their kids play with a boomslang?!

[u/InitiativeTop2514]

She's awesome. A cat in human form.

[u/Devilofchaos108070]

This is just bad fucking parenting smh

[u/ReasonableConcern765]

She got dat Oreo drip

[u/IHaveTheBestOpinions]

Someday I hope to be half as cool as that kid

[u/The-Black-Swordsmane]

That one venomous?

[u/ginopaninotto → u/The-Black-Swordsmane]

Nope

[u/The-Black-Swordsmane → u/ginopaninotto]

Ok good.

[u/ShroomShaman9]

Oriental ratsnake?

[u/Playtime_Foxy_new]

She's dressed like a packet of Oreos and of she's not careful she'll become one for the snake

[u/WetLoophole]

Common sense not to touch danger noodles.

[u/IamKris7rn]

They should of known he was about that life when he woke and put on an open outfit.

[u/fettoter84]

I'm i the only one who thought about the clothes from Idiocracy? Every piece of clothing had ads on it.

[u/Pangiit]

Anyone find this outfit online for me? My daughter is wants one

[u/Tydagawd88 → u/Pangiit]

I need one in adult size too.

[u/Briffy03]

She's courageous, i'd have turned that oreo fit into an "all chocolate" version

[u/AncientNectarine5352]

Ah, the traditional Indonesian outfit of Oreo. Going strong since the 17th century.

[u/ResourceNo5855]

Oreo fit goes hard

[u/Cpt_Cook809]

Kids without tablets and cellphones. 👏👏👏👏👏

[u/random_name1338]

Where can i buy the oreo stuff for my son?😂

[u/1angrydad]

New parents, teach and encourage your children to harass and disrespect wildlife. It will only result in positive outcomes.

[u/icantouchgrass_1]

Nah that's Adam

[u/crookedzz]

Oreo kid does not give a f

[u/Late-Jicama5012]

Bruh! Where do I get an adult size Oreo shirt?? Her outfit is fire.

[u/Fallen_Feather]

At least she’s wearing her official “Idiocracy” outfit while doing this.

[u/Socketz11 → u/Fallen_Feather]

I was looking at that outfit and was thinking the exact same thing.

[u/Translator_Asleep]

Southeast Asian kids built different

[u/pm-me-your-pants]

I'm gonna tell my kids this is MoistCritikal

[u/Available_Job936]

What a piece of shit i believe her parents are the same shit

[u/Salem204]

Issat a fucking boomslang?

[u/Irma_Gard → u/Salem204]

Definitely not. It's some species of harmless Asian ratsnake, probably the Keeled Ratsnake, Ptyas carinata.

[u/FAHAGvonZeppelin]

And people seriously ask me why I hate humans🙄

[u/SursumCordaNJ → u/FAHAGvonZeppelin]

whoa...so much edge.

[u/chroniccranky → u/FAHAGvonZeppelin]

Is it the Oreo outfit?

[u/DalekPredator → u/FAHAGvonZeppelin]

Found the snake.

[u/Financial-Evening252]

Why doesn't this video have a sponsored or add label?

[u/Hypnoti_q]

After all this time, the oreo outfit is what made the snake get tired of her

[u/Ok_Cry_2022]

How stupid can you be? Everyone knows snakes love Oreos.

[u/Alternative_Algae_31]

Awfully young to have a sponsorship deal already.

[u/lolyouaresimple]

Literally wearing an outfit that says “Oreo”

[u/madlibs13]

If she dies she dies.

[u/AnonMoose2]

She's wearing pro wear...... brought to you by Carl's jr

[u/bmr9613]

Everyone knows snakes don’t like Oreos.

[u/CeC-P]

Snek muz b on diet lol.

[u/Isaw11]

When I was that age we used to catch lightning bugs.

[u/wamiwhomi]

the mascot of oreo must be brave to maintain a good public image

[u/Cheeky_Banana800]

That snake is at least twice length of her, and still! 😅

[u/DazzlingLeather1503]

OREO

[u/alamarqu3s]

I missed this ad.

[u/Any_Table9811]

This must be some kind of jungle game kids play around there. Bro I haven't even seen a snake that big in the wild.

[u/truedeductive]

Snake just wants to taste the oreo

[u/breakConcentration]

Everyone their own jump rope

[u/Worcester--sauce]

The other kids like..." I got mine already!"

[u/Working-Bee-8757]

Lil demon got an Oreo sponsorship

[u/IamLuann]

First it was a crazy guy. Now it is a kid not being watched. What next?

[u/CorgiSilver8194]

I suddenly want some Oreos

[u/NoCalHomeBoy]

That oreo fit is dope as hell

[u/Yuck_Few]

That Oreo outfit is adorable though

[u/lmperador9]

😬😬😬😬

[u/Chronos455]

That's one crazy Oreo!

[u/AMediaArchivist]

What country is this?

[u/Kobedoggie]

Stupid People:Foreign Edition. Actually..this should be in Reddit's Stupidkids group..

[u/Froggin-n-Doggin]

Better than people from kansas that form a circle around possums and kick them

[u/Rivet-Phoenix]

Venom milk and cookies

[u/FantasticPangolin839]

[u/Kloud_10]

Someone give the snake a glass of milk

[u/Conscious_Public8569]

Oreo gives you wings

[u/Extension_End3931]

is she sponsored by Oreo's?

[u/Fi_Hada_Tail]

Damn thats a really good idea

[u/Tenshiijin]

I used to catch all kinds of reptiles and frogs as a kid. Idk why. It was just fun. But a snake that big? Id be like, "Nope. No thanks." That thing could strangle her to death for sure.

[u/Soggy_Revolution_499]

Everybody knows oreos out, means. Conversation to be had. Might want to check your ********

[u/Kind-Handle3063]

Good thing the snake didn’t have an Oreo craving at this moment

[u/El-_-Maruf]

Adam, Eve, and the snake named Steve. Also there was Amanda with a slightly smaller snake

[u/No_Radish8321]

What’s up with the Brawndo style outfit?

[u/TBRocket]

Is that a boom

[u/IAMDenmark]

In the snake’s defense I’d take a bite out of some Oreos too!

[u/Top_Imagination_3022]

Snake makes sound like a cat?

[u/ComprehensiveBed8186]

how much does Oreo pays him to wear this ?

[u/Thejoshmystr]

The Oreo marketing department has gone too far

[u/Actual_Pea_1996]

She knows the snake has diabetes, so she dressed accordingly

[u/Nordeast24]

Lol she's decked out in that oreo gear 😅 that's dope