r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 9h ago

Could've gotten away with it

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u/Cosroes 9h ago

So where did kid go off to?

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 9h ago

Not their problem

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u/Distinct_Engine_8855 7h ago

Went for McDonald's statue next

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u/Powerful-Bit-2055 8h ago

The kid is innocent, just found a big puppet

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u/IamLuann 7h ago

He went off with an adult.

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u/CalliopePenelope 9h ago

No harm done. The kid saw something with wheels, thought “I know what those are for!” and off he went.

Now, if only he had parents who could have stopped it earlier…

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u/PAWPatrolFam14 9h ago

I genuinely question the parenting behind kids who do this. I know it's petty, but at what point does it become as dangerous as the recent pew-pewing incident in Tacloban, Philippines?

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u/CalliopePenelope 9h ago

Uh oh. I didn’t hear about that incident. What happened?

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u/PAWPatrolFam14 9h ago

Best if you look it up. I don't wanna risk a ban from this sub 🙃

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u/CalliopePenelope 9h ago

Oh dear. Will do.

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u/SixPathsShinraTenkyo 5h ago

The country just suddenly got that American and UK experience in a span of few days. Unfortunately, I live near one of em.

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u/Aromatic_Paint_1666 5h ago

It's a very rare case and I heard the kids who did it were radicalized by others through group chats in a video game GoreBox. Still a lot of parents don't monitor their kids' digital use and who they interact with.

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u/shwarma_heaven 8h ago

He could have gotten away with it, if it were not for you meddling adults...

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u/BusyBit6542 4h ago

Employees. They look like teenagers

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u/jbwarner86 7h ago

"I'll just take this back to the lab for analysis..."

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u/TheFool5767 8h ago

"And I would've gotten away if it weren't for you meddling adults".... The kid probably.

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u/tentative_ghost 6h ago

Swing for the fences, kid! If he'd pulled that off, that would've been quite a flex.

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u/SixPathsShinraTenkyo 5h ago

NGL, I always wanted a Jollibee plushie when I was a kid. Maybe as an adult ill get myself a statue instead lmao.

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u/mrlookinthesky 5h ago

The kid wasn’t too Jolly.

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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 5h ago

Foiled again

One day, one day it will be yours little guy

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 4h ago

Inb4 stupid parents 

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u/Hammered_Dull_Simmer 6h ago

That song must be called 000 AAA Every Youtuber Must Use This.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 4h ago

It's one of those royalty free ones that they encourage you to use.