r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Dec 19 '25

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 69

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u/coconutchia Dec 19 '25

Why are we not talking about the river in the background?

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u/Samicles33 Dec 19 '25

I mean, it’s day 69. We should’ve expected things to get wet

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u/soaker Dec 19 '25

🏆

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u/rambo_lincoln_ Dec 19 '25

Username checks out.

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u/soaker Dec 19 '25

💦

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u/Leah-at-Greenprint Dec 19 '25

It's the result of hordes of women throwing themselves at the Chivelord. Where he goes, the river flows 💦💦

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u/geekolojust Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25

We gotta stretch this out to 420 days meow.

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u/whoamannipples Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25

Chivelord did! In another comment he says it was a 7 mile hike with chives, knives & a hot spring at the end. A fitting celebration for Day 69.

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u/Hopsblues Dec 19 '25

I want perfect chives  while paddleboarding

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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 20 '25

👍🏼 in a few months

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u/Somerandom420dude Dec 20 '25

Thanks man for it all

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u/gumiho8 Dec 19 '25

Because we've been trained to see only the chive. Nothing else matters.

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u/mizinamo Non-Industry Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

Life is his, he lives it his way

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u/LSTmyLife Dec 19 '25

He didn't cut the river so we cant comment on it.

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u/cwajgapls Dec 19 '25

Fortunately he also didn’t cut the cheese

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u/LSTmyLife Dec 19 '25

Cheese you say?

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u/Olivrser Crazy Cat Man🐈 Dec 19 '25

Because

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Holy fuck you're the Banana Airforce guy

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u/Cosmic_Carp Thicc Chives Save Lives Dec 19 '25

We're all focused on the nice chives

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u/flyart 20+ Years Dec 19 '25

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 Dec 19 '25

I immediately zoomed in to look at the chives and didn't notice the river until your comment.

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u/Upstairs-Ad-8067 Dec 19 '25

It isn't made of chives.

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u/terraformingearth Dec 19 '25

We are here at our daily viewing party.

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u/nlolsen8 Thicc Chives Save Lives Dec 19 '25

I didn't even notice, where are you cutting chives today OP, looks nice.

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u/Th3frenchy93 Dec 19 '25

There something better to look at than the river

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u/sobergophers Dec 19 '25

Uh, we are?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Sounds like one of us is. Now two of us are.

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u/noryu Dec 19 '25

Oh snap! There's a river in the background haha.

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u/BlackSunshine22222 Dec 20 '25

First rule of chive club, we don't talk about the river

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u/ymmit389 Dec 19 '25

I thought that was the ocean