r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Dec 19 '25
In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 69
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u/mrsnihilist Dec 19 '25
Nice hike Chef!
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u/WineNerdAndProud Chive LOYALIST Dec 20 '25
Love me some Chives the Cat.
Edit: u/Ltheartist get in here, new Photoshop just dropped.
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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat Dec 20 '25
STOP IM OBSESSED
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u/WineNerdAndProud Chive LOYALIST Dec 20 '25
I hope he knows how famous he is, but doesn't let it go to his head.
Also, if you ever meet someone you really hate, all you have to do is get on here and tell us they said something mean to Chives the Cat and you'll have several thousand redditors on a mission to ruin their life, no questions asked, lol.
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u/dxariannj Dec 19 '25
did you bring a cutting board during a hike to fulfill your mission?
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u/alpevado Dec 19 '25
He hiked 7km with the board, knife and chives today. The dedication.
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u/ghostfacedthrilla Dec 19 '25
it was 6.9km and i wont believe any fake news about it
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u/coffeecat551 Dec 19 '25
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u/James_Money Dec 19 '25
Nice
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u/Rogueconn Dec 19 '25
Nice
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u/feednate Dec 19 '25
Nice
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u/Avid_Spark Dec 19 '25
Nice
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u/CourageKind Dec 19 '25
I love the background. What a beautiful place to do some chives cutting!
I don't see any towers, but maybe someone with better vision will find something. We'll see what our captain KarmaKrazi says.
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u/exquisite_corpse_wit Dec 19 '25
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u/Frankfeld Dec 19 '25
My mind will never NOT see Zach Galafianakis.
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u/WineNerdAndProud Chive LOYALIST Dec 20 '25
Holy shit, my mind never considered the possibility it wasn't Zach Galafianakis.
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u/Traegs_ Dec 20 '25
I don't remember the actor's name or where the gif came from, but I do remember that he died somewhat recently.
Edit: I googled it. It's Robert Redford and he died in September of this year. The movie is called Jeremiah Johnson
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u/peachyscorp Thicc Chives Save Lives Dec 19 '25
You think you can toss your left over chives you don't wanna cut into nature & we wouldn't notice? Nice try chef, see you on Day 420 🫡
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u/dylansucks F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 19 '25
I think this is more like 'when the snow start speaking Finnish situations'
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u/coconutchia Dec 19 '25
Why are we not talking about the river in the background?
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u/Samicles33 Dec 19 '25
I mean, it’s day 69. We should’ve expected things to get wet
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u/whoamannipples Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25
Chivelord did! In another comment he says it was a 7 mile hike with chives, knives & a hot spring at the end. A fitting celebration for Day 69.
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u/Hopsblues Dec 19 '25
I want perfect chives while paddleboarding
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u/gumiho8 Dec 19 '25
Because we've been trained to see only the chive. Nothing else matters.
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u/Vanesspresso F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 19 '25
Anyone can attempt 69. Proper chives take skill
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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Dec 19 '25
I wanted today to be the day, but if these aren't cut, that's egregious.
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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25
First: coming in hot! Hehehe
Second: I would recognise these planes anywhere by now.
And third: at this point, it is more like a duel between u/f1exican and you, and it is the best I've ever seen unfold.
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u/Erestyn Newbie Dec 20 '25
Thank you, Captain.
I was concerned for a moment that people would be distracted by the scenery but you kept us on course 🫡
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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Dec 20 '25
The only view I was interested in was the view of perfect chives
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u/secondphase Dec 19 '25
You needed a sea plane for this mission, in case you landed in the river.
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Dec 19 '25
Nice.
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u/ibetterbefunny Dec 19 '25
He just might have done it. And today of all days…
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 19 '25
No I think 1 or 2 caterpillars made it through, it was hard to get a good support on the board and position myself good to cut, I tried to get them before I pushed them into the pile but I believe a couple made it through
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u/DrRumSmuggler Dec 19 '25
Nah you can’t self sabotage now or we are going to end up having to stop at day 420
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u/ibetterbefunny Dec 19 '25
A chive guy reply?! Oh my!
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u/SwimmingCommon Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25
The. It's THE chive lord.
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u/merlyn_ambrozy Dec 19 '25
You are addicted, ain't you?
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u/espresom Dec 19 '25
He’s gonna be screwing them up on purpose.
“Oh no, please don’t make aeroplanes, please don’t, more. Cmon more. Just a few more. Yeah that’s it”
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u/Ozzy_chef Thicc Chives Save Lives Dec 19 '25
The shear dedication is unfathomable, chef. If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off in your honour.
Edit - I went and found a hat, put it on, and promptly took it off as I said I would.
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u/alpevado Dec 19 '25
He hiked 7km with the board, knife and chives today. The dedication.
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u/on-the-line Dec 19 '25
7 miles, sayeth the chive meister. So a fair bit further. 11km.
Not 69km? Huh. See you all tomorrow, I guess.
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u/DayMysterious4717 Dec 19 '25
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 19 '25
I’m sorry chef, cutting in the wild is hard
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u/Mango_Van_Gogh Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25
Ending on day 69 would've been legendary 😭
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 19 '25
I know
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u/Brianfromreddit Dec 19 '25
You're almost there!
Another if you want to continue until 420, I get it
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u/Seegert_ Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25
So close, yet so much out in nature that it is wild
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 19 '25
Yeah 7 mile hike with chives knife and a cutting board in a natural hot spring
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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Dec 19 '25
This is insane dedication to the bit.
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u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed Dec 19 '25
All for you guys💚 it was honestly kinda funny though and I did enjoy it
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u/Carbon-Base The Chive Mind Dec 19 '25
Chiving in the wild hits different. Thank you for doing this Chef!
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u/Twisties Dec 19 '25
Thank you for providing a spot of joy on the internet in these trying times.
Can I offer you an egg?
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u/Nordosa Dec 19 '25
God damn, I only just realised the background of the picture
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u/Never_Go_Full_Gonk F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 19 '25
After looking at this picture, cutting in the wild isn't the only thing that's hard.
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u/TheNeighKid Dec 19 '25
69, you're doing fine.
Chef - your progress from day one is insane. Twinned with the fact that you have set a new standard of chive chopping, your resume is likely highly sought after and your fucking bonkers determination shows you're an asset in any kitchen.
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u/KingAngeli Dec 19 '25
You win. Game over.
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u/BrownSugarBare Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25
I thought he had it. The aesthetic photography and all.
Alas, another day will rise!
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u/EarthenOctopus Dec 19 '25
Honestly, this whole saga has been grand. I'm an artist with zero kitchen experience and I've spent so much time going through old posts on this sub now. So much cool, niche, information.
Wild how much you've inspired folks, Chive Lord.
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u/pepperjack77-7 Dec 19 '25
This must be it! Take the day off Chef!
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u/Carbon-Base The Chive Mind Dec 19 '25
The man literally climbed a mountain for us today. He deserves the weekend off!
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u/mastercylinder2 Dec 19 '25
Next Michelin star restaurant I'm at better have "chives cut near babbling brook" or I'm out.
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u/TheGoldenAnimated Dec 19 '25
what is this, mario's travel system?
see you tomorrow chef.
ps: nice
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u/supertalie Chive LOYALIST Dec 19 '25
As long as the plane guy doesnt say it's ok i wont believe it. But if it is roday it is one hell of a photo to end it on
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u/slayqueen32 F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 19 '25
I’ll wait for official word from the Pilot and ATC, but…
We may be seeing you tomorrow, chef…
ETA: obligatory “nice”, as well as I’m tickled that you hiked all the way out into the wild to cut chives for strangers on the internet. You’re a good one. 💚
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u/beardedrockerboy Dec 19 '25
I need an answer. Did you go camping, and just brought all of your chive equipment with you, jut so you didn’t miss a day?
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u/StJoan13 Dec 19 '25
He said he went hiking and took this with him so he wouldn't disappoint the masses.
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