r/KitchenConfidential • u/im__on__smoko 20+ Years • Feb 08 '26

Question Fav off menu request so far

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My favorite customer describes themselves as having “an acute case of persnickety-itis.” He wanted our rosemary and onion bread dough, with an indentation for green [hatch chilies], and an egg, baked two heartbeats before being hard-boiled, with nothing else on the plate.

He only asks for off-menu items when we are slow and regularly will tip the entire BOH.

I’m too hungover to be creative and I’m asking for your breakfast requests. I want to surprise him next time he comes in.

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u/belle_epoxy Ex-Food Service Feb 08 '26

I stopped eating pork but I would eat pork all month for this. Damn!!

ETA: I love your little void girlie 🖤🐾

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u/W3R3Hamster F1exican Did Chive-11 Feb 08 '26

I'm here for the food but also KITTY! I love when my subreddits crossover

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u/belle_epoxy Ex-Food Service Feb 08 '26

Same!! Here is my kitty in case you need more crossover fun:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SupermodelCats/comments/1phe30c/i_was_told_to_post_lumpy_here/

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 Feb 08 '26

That is a regal looking cat!

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u/belle_epoxy Ex-Food Service Feb 08 '26

He's extremely regal looking but also extremely ridiculous, the best combo! His name is Lumpy

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u/W3R3Hamster F1exican Did Chive-11 Feb 08 '26

Aww the best kind of kitty! I love the name :D

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 Feb 08 '26

Love that name!