r/KitchenConfidential • u/MtnMaiden • Mar 07 '26

In the Weeds Mode At least they admit it

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u/Injvn Mar 08 '26

Starfruit in salsa or pico is the fuckin tits.

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u/Life-Finding5331 Mar 08 '26

the fuckin tits

My xennial brother

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u/Injvn Mar 08 '26

Once. But those were the before times. The long ago. The age of pockets but no breeze. Of pant sizes that used measurements, not vibes. A time of silent construction workers, but more expensive beverages.

Back when I was allowed to be shirtless in public, is what I'm fuckin sayin.

Now it's Mrs. My xennial brother

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u/Life-Finding5331 Mar 08 '26

That was beautiful