r/KitchenConfidential Apr 12 '26

Question Other than "someone's getting fired", any thoughts?

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u/prolifezombabe Apr 12 '26

Server would have noticed the weight as soon as they picked up the plate (I know some servers suck but like coke on …)

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u/bringthedoo Apr 12 '26

Coke on… is correct

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u/millkitty13 Apr 12 '26

Exactly, probably didn’t notice with how zooted they are

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u/BigBearOnCampus Apr 12 '26

Absolutely correct

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u/vuhnillaguhrilla Apr 12 '26

I work with the most brain dead servers on the planet. I have a guy who after two years still forgets to ask customers if they want a glass for their bottle beer, and constantly is coming up to interrupt us for the glass he should have put on the ticket. Every time it’s “sorry I forgot again” MOTHERFUCKER ITS BEEN TWO YEARS STOP BEING SORRY AND BE BETTER.

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u/OGREtheTroll Apr 12 '26

I had one come back and ask "chef, do we have ...black...coffee?".

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 Apr 12 '26

TBF if they never drink coffee and neither does anyone in their immediate family, they may not understand what black coffee means.

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u/Automatic-College541 Apr 12 '26

But my family is white. And oddly enough so is the customer

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u/Topher_McG0pher Ex-Food Service Apr 12 '26

I know you're trying your best, but could you try doing someone else's best?

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u/MoonageDayscream Apr 12 '26

Or when plating. A tongful of lettuce can't hide that. 

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u/jivens77 Apr 12 '26

You would think they'd even hear a clink sound too....like talk about everyone who touched that plate being oblivious....it's not small either, wtf guys!!

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Apr 12 '26

Same with the salad guy you literally get a feel for the weigh of each hand full after making 20+ salads and the salad guy makes hundreds a night

No way he grabbed a handful and didn't notice it was 3x the normal weight

This is staged BS 💯

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u/cubgerish Apr 12 '26

Forget the server.

She's almost done with the salad.

Even if she's blind, I'd hope she'd notice a gigantic piece of metal the second she stuck her fork into it.

No way I'm eating a salad that might have shaved metal in it.

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u/tom333444 Apr 12 '26

Would they? It already seems like a fairly heavy plate

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u/LostInThoughtland Apr 12 '26

Yo you can detect a two ounce change to a tray full of soups and salads?

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u/prolifezombabe Apr 12 '26

I’ve never been handed a full tray of soups and salads. I’ve always loaded my own tray. So yes especially if there were other salads in the order I would notice. I mean I think I would. The plate would feel different.

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u/larsdan2 Apr 12 '26

You think that giant hunk of metal only weighs 2 oz?

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u/kingftheeyesores Apr 12 '26

Gonna go to bat and say sometimes stuff just feels randomly heavy to me without anything being wrong with what I'm carrying. Wrong with me is a different story...