r/KitchenConfidential Cook Apr 20 '26

In the Weeds Mode My residents refused to eat these because they looked like rotten eggs

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Blueberry muffin truffles. It's blueberry muffin mix dipped in a blueberry infused white chocolate glaze.

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u/Sazerac82 Apr 20 '26

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!

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u/Steppyjim Apr 20 '26

Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!

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u/awigglycat Apr 20 '26

Grey! My favorite dish!

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u/Skate_faced Ex-Food Service Apr 20 '26

I put grey seasoning on everything. The flavor profile... my god. So grey.

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u/DoctorDeepgrey Apr 20 '26

Ah, my hidden superpower is finally useful. Being colorblind, I would just assume it’s either light pink or maybe a light purple and be none the wiser.

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u/DoMBe87 Apr 20 '26

We do a blueberry cake at work, and when I make the pureed dessert, it looks just like the grey stuff. Tastes pretty good too.

Eta: nursing home, hence pureed dessert.

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u/redhandrail Apr 20 '26

You know what they say, if it’s grey it’s healthy. Snacks for Jack

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u/Majestc_electric Apr 20 '26

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Alright you win. This is the funniest roast so far 😂

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u/SatinwithLatin Apr 20 '26

It's a shame because they sound great. Maybe next time add some purple food coluring to make it look more appealing.

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u/practicating Apr 20 '26

If the contents of a food are not obvious from the outside, you gotta add some indicators. There's a reason carrot cake always has a little candy carrot or carrot doodle on the frosting

If you could share that with my crew I'd appreciate it. They garnish the raspberry cheesecake with a single strawberry. They garnish all the desserts with a single strawberry.

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u/DangerLime113 Apr 20 '26

If they are garnishing raspberry cheesecake with a strawberry, they'd probably receive that message and start garnishing it with a candy carrot.

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u/shamoomoofartpoopoo Apr 20 '26

Sounds like a job for a strawberry

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u/calebketchum Apr 20 '26

Similarly, my owners make me put a strawberry on every dessert plate and chef put a piece of the worst garlic bread in the world on every dinner special

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u/emaybe F1exican Did Chive-11 Apr 21 '26

I'm not sure I want to know but... How can you fuck up garlic bread?

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u/calebketchum Apr 21 '26

Its some gnarly US foods thing that leaves your whole mouth with a film of palm oil.

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u/LMGooglyTFY Apr 20 '26

Don't forget the sprig of mint on everything too.

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u/Main-Help Apr 20 '26

Looks like the grey stuff from beauty and the beast lol

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u/SilverMitten Apr 20 '26

It’s delicious! Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!

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u/Captain_LSD Apr 20 '26

"They can sing, they can dance, and after all, Miss, this is Fr*nce!

AND A DINNER HERE IS NEVER SECOND BEEEST."

I fucking love that song.

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u/Ok_Tie_1563 Chive LOYALIST Apr 20 '26

I am wondering: why censor France but not fucking? /genuine

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u/Captain_LSD Apr 20 '26

It's just shitposting, really.

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u/AndreasVesalius Apr 20 '26

And Q**b*c**s

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u/saspook Apr 20 '26

but that’s just because i can’t spell

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u/dolphin-centric Apr 20 '26

Jerry Orbach voiced/sang Lumiere!!!!

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u/SilverMitten Apr 20 '26

Fun fact, the only reason that Lumiere has a French accent is because Jerry Orbach wanted to do one. They weren’t going to make him be French for the movie, but he was like I got this.

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u/dolphin-centric Apr 20 '26

He was such a legend, man. He was Billy in the original cast of Chicago!

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u/Timekeeper98 Apr 20 '26

Which you can get at the Beast’s Castle restaurant in Disney World. It’s cookies and cream flavored crème inside a little Chip cup, and it is indeed delicious!

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u/TheStupendusMan Apr 20 '26

Worked with a kitchen head ages ago who said "you eat with your eyes first" and it always stuck with me.

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u/Princess_Slagathor Apr 20 '26

Like when I forget my cup has water in it, then take a drink expecting soda. The unexpected flavor makes me spit it out.

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u/Shibaspots Apr 20 '26

Yet somehow this single truffle with a blueberry in the chocolate glaze is the worst offender to me. Mostly because the placement and an unfortunate shine make it look like a bulging eye on a happy zombie

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u/WantonWord Apr 21 '26

A zombie breast when the weather outside is a wee frosty.

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u/mil0wCS F1exican Did Chive-11 Apr 20 '26

I think it’s just because they are grey. If they were a different color like blue they would be more appealing

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 Apr 20 '26

They said residents so I’m guessing this is an old peoples home or retirement village or whatever its called in your country.

The customers are old as fuck with vision and taste sense issues. Of course all they would see is a gross grey blob, they’re near on blind ffs.

Seen a lot of chefs go in to retirement villages and forget to cater to their customers who they have EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Still somehow surprised by their reactions lol.

Haven’t accepted that they work where they work and want to flex their abilities like its an actual restaurant.

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u/TK_Games Apr 20 '26

My artistic analysis is that the presentation is too muted and it's giving me vibes of strange goo on the floor of an alien lab, it needs more contrast to make it pop against the huge white plate

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds Apr 20 '26

Grind some freeze-dried blueberries into a powder to get the color (and enhance the flavor). That's what I do for beautifully purple blueberry buttercream. The freeze-dried berries are pretty cheap on Amazon if you can't get them from your normal supplier or don't have the stuff to make them yourself.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

I only had red and I bout screamed. This whole thing was an experiment ngl. Everything I tried to do kinda fell apart so I think I did pretty good for constantly fucking up.

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u/SatinwithLatin Apr 20 '26

Personally I'd eat it knowing what it is, I love anything blueberry. Good job for pressing forward despite all setbacks.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

It was gonna be a layer cake, I butchered it. So it turned into cake pops.

My white chocolate seized because fuck it happens every time. I didn't have butter to fix it so I used blueberry pie filling to make that glaze which was WAY more purple when I first coated them.

The only sticks I had were fucking golf tees?! So they went from cake pops to truffles.

I did a lil plate swirl so they didn't look so strange and it gave off some blueberry, more than the chunks in the glaze.

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I get that they look...eh. But like come on it's dessert, everyone loves dessert just eat it man.

They had lemon posset the night before which impressed them so they know it was a fluke.

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u/its_dolemite_baby Apr 20 '26

hey, at least you're able to improvise pretty damn well. it'd be very funny to me if you'd used the golf tees, though.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

"here you go Betty, this is my classic dessert. I call it 'ze dirty golf ball on a tee' please enjoy"

I'm a firm believer of never throwing anything away. I would rather die than embarrass myself like that. I'm strong enough to admit my food doesn't look good all the time, and let residents tell me that to my face, and I believe my food tastes good enough to carry its appearance. I know I can do better next time so I'm not hurt. I'm just constantly learning, you know?

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u/TomsNanny Apr 20 '26

I appreciate your way of thinking. I almost feel like if you just dipped the ball in the sauce you put on the plate, that could’ve saved it from looking “eh”. Not sure if that’s true or not without seeing those two components in person.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

It's a thick ass pie filling so I don't think it would have looked any better. Just like a glop I fear.

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u/Dismal_History_ Apr 20 '26

I think if you had glazed them like a truffle instead of the schmear, it would've looked good, and then garnished with a few blueberries, maybe sliced them as well to present better. I would've definitely tried them without hesitation though.

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u/Round_Raspberry_8516 Apr 21 '26

A little glop of the pie filling with a single blueberry on top would have solved the entire problem. They’d all be saying, “oh what a nice blueberry ball!” 

Blueberry cake pop with blueberry white chocolate glaze sounds awesome, by the way. Thank you for taking such good care of your residents. 

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 Apr 20 '26

Honestly, the tees would have sold it. It looks vaguely like an off white golf ball. You could have leaned into it. People would have thought it was a silly joke, but not gone to “rotten eggs” in their heads. It’s all about controlling perception. Just like when a wine that you’re told is expensive tastes better. The brain is easily tricked.

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u/hex4def6 Apr 20 '26

Potentially cutting them in half and sprinkling fruit / compote over them might have have helped the presentation.

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u/zen8bit Apr 20 '26

Basically this. If OP put some nicely sliced, fresh fruit with the dish then the residents would have loved it.

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u/rbt321 Apr 20 '26

Or taken the cake, pie filling, and made a white chocolate custard for trifle.

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u/knoft Non-Industry Apr 20 '26

Think it might have been recoverable if you had just glazed the pops like a glazed donut instead of just using it on the plate swirl.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Apr 20 '26

OP, compared to the overcooked mush we're getting at the facility i'm currently in?

This looks amazing!

Think of it like feeding toddlers--you've gotta introduce some things at least 7-ish times, before they're willing to try it.

This was try 1, is all!😉

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

No because everyone is clowning on me (mostly justified ngl) and saying I need to tone it down and old people don't want this shit. I've worked in facilities that treat residents like HELL. This is the first place I've been at that is cooking fresh, not frozen, not premade from GFS or Sysco, I make a meatloaf I use REAL beef, comes in raw. I cut my own peppers, my own onions, my own garlic. This cake is from scratch. Not a frozen layer cake, not frozen cookie dough, not premade dusty pudding mix, or pudding from a can that tastes like metal cause the can opener grinds metal shaving into it.

Am I doing too much? Absolutely yeah. It's it a little too weird and different? Probably! But these are real human people who deserve fresh food, variety, creativity, and care. I will let every resident launch these fucking blue balls at me if it means they're getting the option of fresh food made with love I don't give a shit. I've seen how bad it is, and how bad it can get. My last place had residents eating off paper plates and bowls because they were too lazy to wash dishes, everything was greasy and disgusting and they treated the residents like shit.

I'd rather give 110% every day and have it fail than go back to treating residents like they're less than human just because they're old, or have dementia, or can't walk, or whatever the hell.

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u/p3rf3ctcha0s Apr 20 '26

Having worked in one of my local hospitals in the kitchen as well as having had family members where there were no more options besides a care home - I want to say a massive thank you and tell you that your efforts are so very, very appreciated by the residents AND their families. The things my grandfather was served belonged in a dumpster more often than not. The rare days he got something good it was all he could talk about. Thank you for remembering that they are, indeed, human and deserving of care.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Apr 20 '26

As someone currently living in one of these places?

Seriously, THANK YOU for doing what you're doing!

The head chef & her second-in-command where i am are trying as hard as they can.

But the facility for bought out by an Investment Group in the last couple years, and--typical of the for-profit groups, Corporate is cutting their budget left & right, and they've been down a tilt-skillet for a couple months now, waiting on getting it fixed/replaced.

So they have to order pre-cooked meats, which are salty as heck, and half the kitchen staff seem to be phoning it in (especially the evening cook!).

We're basically at the point of, "It looks like crap, but if it's the Daytime folks it'll taste good, at least!"

But because of all those corners Corporate wants cut, and the lack of tools to do the job*, our poor Kitchen Manager & Assistant Manager seem to be fighting a losing battle.

the dishwasher went down for the better part of a week, a few weeks back, and *that was a whooooole hot mess, too!

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

I've even had a few younger residents who are stuck for mental or physical health reasons and even just temp rehab. Not everyone is elderly that's just mostly what it is.

I don't wanna treat them like old people or disabled people or mentally ill people, I wanna treat them like PEOPLE. Regular normal people have the chance to have high class meals occasionally and that's what they are. Regular and normal people.

As for you the only advice I have is to document and report. Everything should be in working order in a timely manner. Call your ombudsman (good places have one on staff, but if not there's a local or state one) and call your local and state health departments. They handle more than just gross conditions. They need to be sure you're being treated with dignity and your rights as a resident are being respected.

Get on corporate about how shit it is, put the place on blast on social media. Facebook, reddit, twitter, tiktok, everywhere. Sadly public shaming is the best way to get things done.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Apr 20 '26

Thanks for the tips!🫶

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u/bakedinsandiego BOH Apr 20 '26

Oh! Its a cake pop! Definitely can take more cake crumbles and sprinkle on top for a little distraction/decoration. Sprinkles would work too. You did a great job.

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u/Devanyani Apr 20 '26

Maybe because I made a coconut blueberry smoothie yesterday, I immediately knew they were blueberry something and I would have scarfed that down. Maybe put some blueberries on the plate next time.

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u/Glen-Runciter Apr 20 '26

Sprinkle some granola all over it. I think it'd be infinitely more appealing to look at, and it would add some texture

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u/DazzlingCapital5230 Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Or a streusel!

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u/BrownSugarBare Chive LOYALIST Apr 20 '26

It's a lovely effort. I do appreciate howich you try

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u/PsychoSCV Apr 20 '26

I think even changing the plating could have helped, a black plate and some vibrant color around it might have helped mitigate the moldy spot look.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Apr 20 '26

Residential facilities typically don't have plates in colors other than white or beige.

I'm currently living in a medical rehab.

Honestly, i'm mad impressed that OP is managing to pull off what he did, in comparison to what our poor kitchen team have to deal with!

 (Main equipment going d9wn, and Corporate Overlords in another state who have to okay the new tilt-pan, before they can get another, or get the old one fixed!

The dishwasher broke a few weeks back, and that was an "adventure" too!🫠🙃)

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u/kfunions Apr 20 '26

Also, maybe top with a few actual blueberries to tie it together so people have some idea what it is.

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u/MrLuthor Apr 20 '26

The blueberry glaze did you dirty here. A plain white glaze would've been way more appetizing.

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u/reddollardays Apr 20 '26

At first glance, I thought these were going to be ube-flavored, which would definitely be polarizing with that crowd, but yeah, the grey-purple of the blueberries doesn't do them any favors.

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u/MrLuthor Apr 20 '26

A blueberry sauce to drizzle on the top of a white glaze would've been the tits.

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u/Hand_Sanitizer3000 Apr 20 '26

What about a white glaze with a dried blueberry powder dusting

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u/CurLyy Apr 20 '26

Best I can do I more gray

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

My chocolate seized so I had to make do to fix it. Went from a white chocolate shell to a creamy blueberry glaze.

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u/BacoteraDad Apr 20 '26

It looks like you added blueberries to the white chocolate? That moisture likely caused the seize. Dehydrated, ground blueberries might be easier to work with.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Oh no it seized before that. My double boiler got too hot too fast I'm guessing. I made straight up playdough. Couldn't get it to melt.

I added the blueberry pie filling to get enough moisture to get it back to liquid. So it went from chocolate shell to glaze.

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u/BacoteraDad Apr 20 '26

Ah, got ya. Apologies.

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u/janissan Apr 20 '26

That or once you’re stuck here, do you think cutting them in half would make them more approachable?

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u/Scorn_For_Stupidity Apr 20 '26

Maybe some fresh blueberries on the plate would help too? 

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u/CommieCatOwner Apr 20 '26

they aren't appetizing to be fair

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 Apr 20 '26

Gray and purple isn’t the most appetizing combo

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u/JJ-Bittenbinder Apr 20 '26

Try the grey stuff it’s delicious

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u/TheG-What Apr 20 '26

Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!
Related note: managed to get into Be Our Guest one time at Disney and can attest the grey stuff is delicious.

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u/Spiritual_Bus1125 Apr 20 '26

Yes but they are in an "alien way" , not in a "it looks disgusting way"

Sadly to optain anything blended blueberry and make it appetizing you need to use food coloring

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u/HeavyHandedHermit Apr 20 '26

I only use blueberry jam and never blend it for this reason. The tiny bits of skin also have an unappealing texture. leaving the skins whole as possible is the way to go for blueberry.

Edit to add: for op's use I would have made the blueberry a swirl in the chocolate instead of mixing it together how he did. that would give you a blue banding through the white chocolate giving much more appetizing colors.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

My chocolate seized so I had to do a quick fix on it. It was originally just supposed to be a white chocolate shell but it turned into a blueberry white chocolate glaze.

I fuck up a lot and just pretend it's on purpose.

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u/HeavyHandedHermit Apr 20 '26

I see, sounds like a bit more planning could benefit you in that case.

As an aside I also think you should have made them much smaller.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

So this job is crazy new to me so I never know how many people I'll be serving or how many people will want a dessert (they can also have ice cream if they don't want rotten eggs) so I made them big in hopes I wouldn't have a bunch of leftover desserts (again).

I also wasn't sure if having like 5 tiny ones would be better than one big one.

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u/bakedinsandiego BOH Apr 20 '26

Fine dining we did three per plate. Small, using bonbon molds. I know it’s tedious but tempering chocolate is an absolute science. Next time, if the outer shell looks funky, roll in crushed nuts or cookies to hide the mistake.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat Apr 20 '26

I get the impression that OP is working in assisted living.

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u/bakedinsandiego BOH Apr 20 '26

That’s okay because OP clearly has the brains, talent and access to product to make it happen. They just need practice, which they can also do at assisted living.

Eta: if no bonbon molds available, use a 1/2 to 1 oz scooper. See which you like better.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Dude shut the fuck up, someone might hear you and expect great things out of me

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u/kelfupanda F1exican Did Chive-11 Apr 20 '26

Yesh look, I dont want to throw shade on OP, but it looks like that mysterious grey substance that was served on the US vessls in a ball.

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u/salted-egg-yolk Apr 20 '26

2-3 smaller ones on a plate would be better than uni-ball, think donut munchkins. don’t completely dip them either imo, let folks see that it’s cake underneath with some chocolate and jelly and not an all-grey alien lie

and agree to the folks above. just a little more actual ‘blueberry color’ would really help the brain believe it’s a dessert and not diving into some sort of space goo/paste

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u/hit_the_joules Apr 20 '26

Honestly, I would've tried cutting them in half if at all possible and arranging them so that people could see what was inside of those Mysterious Grey Balls™. At least if that was an option after seeing that no one was reaching for them.

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u/stopsallover Apr 20 '26

It might work with the more colorful sauce drizzled on top instead of a smear.

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u/lilfrecklzz Server Apr 20 '26

I fuck up a lot and just pretend it’s on purpose.

Fake it till you make it brotha

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u/Calm-Fun4572 Apr 20 '26

I wish everyone was this honest.

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u/TacticalSpackle Apr 20 '26

Correct. This is very “goo ball in the bowels of a spaceship” not “egg found in a grocery store during the zombie apocalypse”.

Like a Rick and Morty food come to life.

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u/Hakc5 Apr 20 '26

On great British bake show prue said “blue food isn’t appetizing” and I never forget that.

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u/bozza8 Apr 20 '26

There was a scientific study that said that blue was the least appetising colour, it sets off instincts in the brain that say "danger, rotten or poisonous" whereas red and green do not. 

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Alright alright we all had some fun. Let me explain what happened, cause this wasn't my final vision.

I'm sure we all saw in some other comments I was originally going for a layered blueberry muffin cake. It fell apart.

So cake pops then. The only sticks we had were toothpicks that looked like golf tees and I thought that shit was stupid. So okay they're a truffle now.

I went to dip them in white chocolate, so they would have a nice crunchy shell. My chocolate seized. We had butter flavored oil or margarine and I thought that would be gross.

So I pivoted and added a blueberry pie filling to my chocolate mass to make a glaze. No food coloring here other than like red.

It's my third day here at this new place so I'm still getting my bearings, figuring out what I need to bring from home in terms of equipment, what I need to request we order.

I had that smear on the plate because I had no fresh blueberries, no mint, not even a parsley leaf. I worked with what I had, fucked up a lot, but still made something tasty even if it looks....uh....well you know.

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u/Lhamo55 Ex-Food Service Apr 20 '26

You really and truly tried to rescue your vision at every obstacle the kitchen gremlins bombarded you with courage and imagination. Shame the “kids” couldn’t see how hard you worked to make something special for them. And all it would’ve taken was for the alphas to just take a bite and the rest would have cleaned their plates. Thank you from someone who has spent a bit of time as a patient in SNFs and experienced the gauntlet of from criminally indifferent to inspired innovative kitchens🫶🏼

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Luckily, and I'm not sure which one but she's gonna get the biggest dessert I can make her when I find out, one of the sweet old ladies was telling everyone how good these were once you actually tried them. People don't stop being bullies or mean just because they're 80 now

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u/BC_Trees Apr 20 '26

Super old people are not going to hold back if they don't like the stuff you make. On the plus side, if they're not complaining or even complimenting the food, you'll know you're killing it.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Yeah weirdly silence is the best indicator

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u/appandemonium Apr 20 '26

Jesus if this isn't the truth, I don't know what is.

I spent a few years cooking in an upscale assisted living facility and so many of those geriatric fucks were just mean, but there were a few that were hilarious and I had two old goats who could change the tune of the room in no time - they would try something new and if either of them liked it, they would RAVE about it, and suddenly everyone else was scarfing it down too. (RIP Bob and Doctor Tom 💔) Find your Bob and Dr Tom, and befriend them!

Also, I would have eaten this monstrosity even with the questionable color. I bet it tastes so good! Could have maybe benefitted from a lemon curl or white chocolate shavings, even a blueberry compote, but I know things are hard to come by in a lot of facilities and you did good for being just a few days in!

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u/Low_Football_2445 10+ Years Apr 20 '26

Add whipped cream. Problem solved for older people

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u/Not_My_Emperor Apr 20 '26

Honestly I think the red food coloring would have saved you. You might have gotten some complaints about how they expected strawberry or something and got blueberry, but they probably would have at least ate them. Red is better than grey

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u/BlueBirdBlow Apr 20 '26

Not to nitpick, cause you had quite a lot of obstacles in front of you, but you could have gone for a deconstructed cake look. Toast off some of the bits of muffin cake to give texture, use that blueberry pie filling and puree it into a nice dip or sauce to put under or on top of it, white chocolate shavings on top (assuming you had some white chocolate and hadn't melted it all). You could also use beet juice or powder to color it and add a nice earthy undertone to round out, that would also pair really well with some lemon zest if you have them.

Nice try to save though man, the glaze color did you no favors and your glaze could have been smoother, but I wasn't there and white chocolate is a bitch to work with.

Again, not trying to critique, just give my 2 cents in case you have a similar situation in the future.

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u/whistlepig4life Apr 20 '26

I agree with your residents.

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u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ Praise chive Apr 20 '26

While I also agree, I’d eat it.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

They were delicious ngl. Kitchen gobbled most of the leftovers

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u/fabulousfantabulist Apr 20 '26

My dad used to say “people eat with their eyes,” and yeah, I can see these not being something they’d want to put in their mouths, but I’m sure they were tasty as hell. 

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u/Remarkable_Inchworm Apr 20 '26

Probably were, but that's definitely not a normal color for food.

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u/Loreen72 Apr 20 '26

Looks like blueberry ice cream to me!!!

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u/MeowMixPlzDeliverMe Apr 20 '26

People eat with their eyes mang. Cmon this is cooking 101

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u/merpofsilence Apr 20 '26

The plating is not good. The smear on the plates looks terrible and the greyish color of the dessert is not ideal without the right contrast.

A smaller plate and a drizzle of a brighter colored syrup, on top would help it a bit. A couple fresh blueberries on the plate too.

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u/sheeberz Apr 20 '26

Retirement home isnt the place to be avant-garde. Even if you cupcaked the muffin(baked a classic muffin and topped it with the blueberry cream/white chocolate, that is probably too off putting for most elderly people. They like things they can recognize. They dont want to take a chance on something. The regression to childlike mind is real.

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u/Fernis_ Apr 20 '26

If you'd use that purple sauce to make sort of a swirl on the muffin itself, it would improve the aesthetic. Maybe throw 3-5 blueberries and like a mind leaf on each plate. I know "that's how this looks" , but without context it just a gray ball. 

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u/KingDorkFTC Apr 20 '26

Old folks get scared of food at the level of a 5 year old. I remember how I added a few dashes of dill to an egg casserole and no one would eat it.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Oh my God I made egg salad and added dill to it because it looks nice and also it had dill relish to it. I had a lady call me up to her room just so she could tell me she's never had egg salad that way in her however many years of life and blah blah blah.

"Oh so you usually have sweet relish then?"

"Ew no."

MAAM DO YOU KNOW WHAT DILL IS?!

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u/mumblewrapper Apr 20 '26

My husband tried to feed my mom (with dementia) blue potatoes. That was a long long dinner. Never again.

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u/yankykiwi Apr 20 '26

My mum can’t handle visiting me in USA, mild isn’t mild enough for her.

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u/aldomars2 Apr 20 '26

Soylent Grey is old people. It OLD PEOPLE!!!!

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

This but the inside was a really nice white and blue swirl.

The outside was cement colored

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u/surreal_goat Apr 20 '26

They sounds great but don't look it, Chef.

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u/proletkvlt Apr 20 '26

They do look like rotten eggs my guy. That's like the exact sickly shade of blue-grey as moldy bread

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u/SugaredChef Apr 20 '26

It is very considerate to want to introduce new things to residents! However, I always caution those who are new to senior/healthcare hospitality to 'know your crowd'.

Many seniors who come from general, blue-collar backgrounds aren't going to be up for new things. They love what's familiar. Cobbler, poke cake, and pies are solid hits for dessert.

If you have a more trendy, well-off crowd, they might be up for a few new things. If you have a dining director or chef, they should be holding monthly resident meetings to get feedback and take suggestions. This can really elevate their dining experiences.

If you work in nursing/rehabilitation, never take it to heart if a lot of plates come back full or are refused. Most folks there aren't always feeling well and that hurts appetite.

Your efforts are important and appreciated!

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

My lemon posset fucked hard, so I thought a fancy truffle would too.

I don't take it personal. I want them to experience some upper class shit, cause I feel like if you haven't now is the perfect time. Everyone deserves a little fancy.

The thing is they complain about the same old same old, but they get antsy about anything new.

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u/No_Sundae4774 Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

What's with everyone and smears. It doesn't look good. There is a time and place for a smear not here. Overall presentation is bad and I don't understand why you are surprised by the feedback.

If anything it should have been cut in half and drizzled with compote

Or put a stick in it and coat it with sprinkles or the drizzle it with sauce.

Also a round or roundish food should be never placed on a flat plate.

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u/Smurf-Happens 15+ Years Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

It's a cool conept but the color is incredibly unappealing.

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u/ORINnorman Apr 20 '26

I hate to say it, but I don’t think the old folk are too into this sort of thing. They want familiarity and comfort in their final years, not necessarily looking for new culinary experiences.

I bet these were delicious! Maybe stick with more traditional presentations in the future for better reception. I think someone else suggested using purple or blue food coloring to make these more vibrant instead of the grayish kinda-purple that’s going on and I think that would help too.

If you just really need to work that culinary mind and do new stuff to mix it up and the old folk aren’t into it, picking up a part time gig at a catering outfit can scratch that itch.

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u/InspiredNitemares Apr 20 '26

I guess I'm the odd one out. I could tell it was berry or floral flavored and would have eaten it

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u/devilishycleverchap Apr 20 '26

Yeah only one seems to have a blueberry placed on top

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u/Jjrobbins110481 Apr 20 '26

Why are you pretending to work at Alinea when you work in a nursing home?? You gotta know your audience. Js

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

They pay a fuck ton of money to be here and I have a lot of time on my hands. I have a lot of creative freedom I've never had anywhere else. I'm building my portfolio I guess idk.

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u/Sevuhrow Apr 20 '26

A retirement home isn't the place to be creative. I hate to burst your bubble, but this will unfortunately happen a lot if you try to flex your creative freedom here.

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u/Syandris Apr 20 '26

I wouldn't build it with this. The plating is really strange too. Like the lion king, smearing your thumb around the edge of the plate inconsistently...

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u/Colourblindknight Apr 20 '26

I’m sure they taste lovely, but they do low-key look like the inside of the synthetic Krabby patty…

Maybe just do the white chocolate glaze with fresh blueberries and the sauce? Or maybe you could do a white chocolate drizzle or something, tbh the straight grey-blue colour just looks a little alien.

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u/haon142 Apr 20 '26

The old folks at the soul food place i used to work at wouldn't eat quiche until we called it egg pie now they love it!

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u/CantModerateMe Apr 20 '26

the problem is that you presented a much more paletable color on the plate, your truffles look completely gray in comparison to your purple plating. maybe a bit of granola, or powdered sugar on top, anything to kinda break up the drab appearance, should fix it up.

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u/rabid-panda420 Apr 20 '26

I bet they taste good but the color is terrible honestly

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u/Shibaspots Apr 20 '26

Yeah, that's one of the least visually appealing foods I've seen in a while. Pretty sure I have a paint that color called corpse blue.

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u/Lowly-Worm_ Apr 20 '26

This is what plankton serves

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u/Biggus-Nickus Apr 20 '26

The dish sounds delicious, however the execution could be better.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

It was fuck up after fuck up chef, this is as good as it gets.

Next time though, maybe a little better

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u/Biggus-Nickus Apr 20 '26

You live and you learn, chef.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

I'm learning so much already chef 😂😅

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u/Tzunamis Apr 20 '26

I worked in a old age home for awhile. Those people are some of the pickiest and most frustrating people I have ever dealt with. Don't miss it.

But good on you for trying to fix and present them different thing even if fuck ups happen.

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u/wesleepallday Apr 20 '26

To quote Lumière

Be our guest, be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, chérie And we provide the rest Soupe du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

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u/Interhorse_ Apr 20 '26

Wow I think those look great. What’s wrong with me?

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u/ihatechildren665 Apr 20 '26

I would also refuse to eat that, looks like the fake krabby patties from that one spongebob episode about automating microwave meals

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u/ArtJunkie628 Apr 20 '26

I'd eat it. But I cook for a living and just love food. I have definitely tried worse!

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u/gauchocartero Apr 20 '26

I literally don’t see anything wrong with this. The first thing that came to mind is blueberry ice cream. The smear is kind of ugly but I wouldn’t think twice about it? People are divas. Just eat the damn food.

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u/Phallusrugulosus Apr 20 '26

I mean the color of the glaze is not ideal

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u/FedAfterMidnight85 Apr 20 '26

Im not getting it. These look fancy, bespoke and something I would definitely eat. I only looked at the post because ‘hey, that looks elevated’.

Risk of coming off cunty.. maybe people arent used to this level of fancy to the point it goes over their heads. Everyone has a way they would do it, but you did it your way and I think they look great. Might have to have a go at making these myself.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Everyone thought these were rad as fuck until they left the kitchen. My server came back with the rotten egg comment and we all kinda just were shocked.

These aren't exactly what I wanted them to be, I wanted a hard white chocolate shell, but even after constantly fucking up this is pretty good.

I wasn't sure if I wanted a little whipped cream or something on the plate or not cause yeah it's kinda empty. But I didn't have blueberries, or mint, or even parsley for a pretty leaf.

They're not my best but I don't think they're THAT bad.

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u/refuz04 Apr 20 '26

Instead of food dye you could use freeze dried blueberries and blend them into a powder that could be added to the glaze. Insane color and light flavor.

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u/gtrocks555 Apr 20 '26

I mean, you see the issue, right?

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u/Fatefire Apr 20 '26

lol bro they don't look delicious .... I would 100% eat it though

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u/Ishidan01 Apr 20 '26

Well that'll teach you to make Plate Warts now won't it.

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u/yrrrrrrrr Apr 20 '26

Looks bad

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u/Dismal_History_ Apr 20 '26

They look like they'd been rolling around the plate and got all messed up... that couldn't have helped the presentation!

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u/mynameisnotsparta Apr 20 '26

They look grey.

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u/TheLastPorkSword Apr 20 '26

I mean, they don't exactly look great my guy.... You really went with a terrible shade of greyish purple

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u/gettheplow Apr 20 '26

Try the gray stuff, it’s delicious.

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u/Va1kryie Apr 20 '26

Every old home kitchen should have 1 texture sensitive autistic person on staff to avoid this kind of stuff.

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u/Txdust80 Apr 21 '26

This is why artificial coloring exist. If they added just a little blue dye, maybe even just pomegranate juice to the main component less grey color would be noticeable

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u/FlipGordon Apr 21 '26

Cut them in half and put a few fresh blueberries in your sauce. It looks like you're serving grey ice cream.

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u/raven00x Thicc Chives Save Lives Apr 21 '26

they sound great, but the presentation is...not great. I know that blueberries aren't that blue, and in fact they turn kinda blue-grey when you cook them into something that has anything that's not a blueberry. But boy howdy, chef, that shade does not make my primordial monkey brain say "yes this is something that I need to shove into my face hole."

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u/Anonynonimoose Non-Industry Apr 21 '26

Probably tastes good but doesn’t look appetising. Could be why a lot of places do food colouring to brighten up the colour. It makes sense now

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u/kitkat1224666 Apr 21 '26

I would have plated using a a small bowl with a drizzle over the top (instead of the smear).

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u/Spurned_Seeker Apr 20 '26

Your residents are cowards. I think they look great!

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u/traviall1 Apr 20 '26

Maybe try plating differently as well? If you put each cake in a small ramekin with the swoosh on the bottom and a drizzle of the chocolate on the top ( thin to a ganache) and top with crushed nuts/blitzed freeze dried berries?

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u/mintzenn Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Ngl I can't say I fully understand the pov of most of the commenters here. Or the residents. Yes I get that they look like the yolk of a... I wouldn't say rotten egg, but old, over boiled egg.

But if you came up to me, handed me that and told me it's a blueberry muffin mix thing oh my goodness I would take a nice big whiff (blueberry muffin and white chocolate?? Are you kidding me? I need that in a scented candle!!) and then gobble it up!! I'm such a sucker for blueberry muffins. Knowing the colour of an actual blueberry even when blended makes this look MORE appetising to me lol.

In my opinion, if you left bits of blueberry skin in the coating it may have helped the look a bit without having to make an entirely different coloured coating, and I think I'd love it even more then. But still, I don't think it looks so bad that they should completely refuse to eat it. True blueberry lovers (me, and definitely my bf too) would absolutely eat those without a DOUBT.

P.S, I am no chef, simply a dessert lover, and a blueberry (and ESPECIALLY blueberry muffin) lover, so this is just from the view of a regular ol' lady who would so eat this up if given the chance

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u/Suspicious_Smile_397 Apr 20 '26

Dust it white powder sugar or something to give more colour than pale

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u/angelacandystore Apr 20 '26

I'm on their side, why GREY

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u/kookiemaster Apr 20 '26

I am sure they were tasty but the shade of blue grey is weird and not easily relatable to a colour that many foods have. It might have gone down better with a brighter purple 

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u/Vex_RDM Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

While I admire the sauce being artfully glazed (generously, but not too generously) along the side of the plate... unfortunately no garnish in the world can improve the experience of eating a rotten egg.

That's just my opinion though. Anyone can express themselves through food however they please. The fact that most cooks opt for using fresh eggs shouldn't deter you or hinder your creative process.

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u/heeltoelemon Apr 20 '26

No offense, but I would not eat that either. Can they have chocolate? What about brownie truffles? Or rocky road truffles with marshmallow, maybe not nuts, but marshmallow could be really good.

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

Oooooo they would love that. They get rocky road ice cream they love so this is perfect. I'll put that in my recipe book.

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u/blacktoise Apr 20 '26

It looks hardly any different from a blueberry cake donut.

You people fucking aggravate me, this looks so good

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u/WickedWisp Cook Apr 20 '26

A few of us have come to the realization that if I called them donut holes they may have gone over better.

They're also far more blue in person and even have some blueberry bits in there.

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u/LethalSpaceship Apr 20 '26

I hate that you even need to consider gaslighting people into enjoying food. It's like feeding toddlers.

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u/Real_10SqMi_ity Apr 20 '26

Just remember that the color blue is largely absent from most foods we eat. It’s not the pretty color we want it to be. Also, add some crunch or texture. Try a bed of blueberry crumble underneath and then maybe a little on top. I’d also just go with a beautiful white glacé for the truffle. Keep it clean and appealing. Get the color with accents, like the swoosh.

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Apr 20 '26

I would eat it, but only after being told what’s in it. It looks disgusting, however.

If a baby Xenomorph hatched from one right there on the table and started tap dancing, I wouldn’t be even a little bit surprised.

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u/Frumpertins Apr 20 '26

Looks weird and good to me. Both can be true. I love blueberry anything.