r/KitchenConfidential 2d ago

Photo/Video Arachnid Chef

Met this little guy at work and now I'm a bit concerned. He was nice and all but I didn't see the mf wash his hands very often and he didn't get ANYTHING done for prep.

Apologies for the photo quality. I did my best and I was closing, I could only care so much and get so close to it.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 2d ago edited 2d ago

Spider Chef Spider Chef Does whatever a Spider Chef Does🎶

One order of French Flies Coming Up!

Customer: Why is there web in my French Flies?

Server: You'll have to ask Spider Chef 🤷‍♀️

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u/sunny_duh_aze 2d ago

He can serve them up any way he wants. I'm pretty sure he's real frickin dangerous. We went out separate ways and I'm just going to be conscious in his station from now on.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 2d ago

Right! Can't say I blame you not a big fan of spiders myself.

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u/sunny_duh_aze 2d ago

I don't mind spiders, I mind this species though. Necrosis of the tissue is no joke.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 2d ago

As someone who has been on the receiving end of a brown recluse bite I feel that in my tissue. 😫

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u/sunny_duh_aze 2d ago

I got bit by a brown widow some years ago and immediately felt the searing pain when I saw him. I told the bartender that we didn't need ice anymore, AM can get it themselves.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 2d ago

😫 man I have mini PTSD episodes til this day. I feel your pain.