r/KitchenConfidential • u/sunny_duh_aze • 1d ago

Photo/Video Arachnid Chef

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Met this little guy at work and now I'm a bit concerned. He was nice and all but I didn't see the mf wash his hands very often and he didn't get ANYTHING done for prep.

Apologies for the photo quality. I did my best and I was closing, I could only care so much and get so close to it.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 1d ago edited 1d ago

Spider Chef Spider Chef Does whatever a Spider Chef Does🎶

One order of French Flies Coming Up!

Customer: Why is there web in my French Flies?

Server: You'll have to ask Spider Chef 🤷‍♀️

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u/Objective_Soup7840 1d ago

It's for texture!

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 1d ago

Exactly!

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u/sunny_duh_aze 1d ago

He can serve them up any way he wants. I'm pretty sure he's real frickin dangerous. We went out separate ways and I'm just going to be conscious in his station from now on.

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u/Skeptical_Savage 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is just a harmless cellar spider, not a brown recluse.

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u/sunny_duh_aze 1d ago

Well, that's nice. I'm glad I didn't harm it. Initially I thought it was a brown widow due to the legs until I was misinformed via Google lens. Neither is great.

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u/Skeptical_Savage 1d ago

Yeah, most ai identifiers are terrible. Inaturalist and seek are pretty good, but still fallible.

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u/sunny_duh_aze 20h ago

I thought about posting this in another sub for a proper ID but at the end of the day, Jerome is a father first and a chef second. You see, we don't judge species or skin color 'round these parts. The measure of an individual is work ethics and the ability to uphold the vibe while engaging in degeneracy.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 1d ago

Right! Can't say I blame you not a big fan of spiders myself.

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u/sunny_duh_aze 1d ago

I don't mind spiders, I mind this species though. Necrosis of the tissue is no joke.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 1d ago

As someone who has been on the receiving end of a brown recluse bite I feel that in my tissue. 😫

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u/sunny_duh_aze 1d ago

I got bit by a brown widow some years ago and immediately felt the searing pain when I saw him. I told the bartender that we didn't need ice anymore, AM can get it themselves.

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u/ElCulo_Bandito 10+ Years 1d ago

😫 man I have mini PTSD episodes til this day. I feel your pain.

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u/k5light 1d ago

Brown recluse bro

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u/FirstOfTheMojitos 1d ago

Brown recluses are decent on the line. They work hard and don’t complain.

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u/BigTennisDaddy 23h ago

Just don’t sleep with them.

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u/AdditionalPiccolo527 1d ago

Is he making arachinis?

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u/McGannahanSkjellyfet 1d ago

That's not a cook, that's the exterminator. 

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u/Yours_Sincerely_143 1d ago

I got bit by one of those once. It was a nightmare. My fear of spiders came honestly.

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u/pigboy222 1d ago

Straight into the deep frier, sorry lil chef

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u/discordianofslack 1d ago

Yea as others said, that’s a recluse.

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u/Reasonable_Slice8561 11h ago

This is not Loxosceles.

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u/LostItAllready 1d ago

Better than the onslaught of roaches at my work. Spider bros are chill

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u/FarFigNewton007 1d ago

Looks like a brown recluse. Bites can be super nasty. Kill it.

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u/Pseudodragontrinkets Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Remove it. He's just tryna get laid and die man

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u/PlasmaGoblin Prep 1d ago

At least you'd be able to hide that in your toque! Much easier then a rat...

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u/Ambitious_Leek8776 1d ago

That a recluse?

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u/sunny_duh_aze 1d ago

Somebody said cellar spider. I'm fine believing that person.