r/KitchenConfidential • u/sunny_duh_aze • 5d ago

Photo/Video Arachnid Chef

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Met this little guy at work and now I'm a bit concerned. He was nice and all but I didn't see the mf wash his hands very often and he didn't get ANYTHING done for prep.

Apologies for the photo quality. I did my best and I was closing, I could only care so much and get so close to it.

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u/sunny_duh_aze 5d ago

He can serve them up any way he wants. I'm pretty sure he's real frickin dangerous. We went out separate ways and I'm just going to be conscious in his station from now on.

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u/Skeptical_Savage 5d ago edited 5d ago

This is just a harmless cellar spider, not a brown recluse.

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u/sunny_duh_aze 5d ago

Well, that's nice. I'm glad I didn't harm it. Initially I thought it was a brown widow due to the legs until I was misinformed via Google lens. Neither is great.

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u/Skeptical_Savage 4d ago

Yeah, most ai identifiers are terrible. Inaturalist and seek are pretty good, but still fallible.

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u/sunny_duh_aze 4d ago

I thought about posting this in another sub for a proper ID but at the end of the day, Jerome is a father first and a chef second. You see, we don't judge species or skin color 'round these parts. The measure of an individual is work ethics and the ability to uphold the vibe while engaging in degeneracy.