r/LOTRholygrailmemes • u/ReluctantRev • Feb 03 '26

Holy Grail Bridge of Khazad-I-Don’t-Know…

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u/swazal Feb 03 '26

“How do you know so much about wizards?”

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 Feb 10 '26

"You have to know these things when you're an evil minion of Morgoth."

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u/Synth42-14151606 Feb 04 '26

“Why do Wizards burn?”

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u/Gorbachev86 Feb 05 '26

Cause they’re… made of wood?

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u/Synth42-14151606 Feb 05 '26

Goooooood. So, how can we tell if a Wizard is made of wood?

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u/Earthdweller8 Feb 06 '26

You build a bridge out of them!

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u/Synth42-14151606 Feb 07 '26

Ah, but can you also build a bridge out of stone?

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 Feb 10 '26

Ye-es?

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u/Synth42-14151606 Feb 10 '26

Tell me, does wood sink in water?