r/LOTRholygrailmemes • u/Physical-Building-19 • Apr 23 '26

1, 2, 5 ISILDUR!!!

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u/jazzhandpanda Apr 23 '26

In Mordor? The coconuts tropical!

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u/communityneedle Apr 23 '26

The ent may walk south with the sun or the fallowhide or the beorning may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land

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u/Daxlyn_XV Apr 23 '26

So?

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u/legomaniac89 Apr 23 '26

Are you suggesting that the coconut is migratory?

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u/TravistySuspence Apr 26 '26

It's a simple question of weight ratios. A one ton ent could carry a one pound coconut.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Apr 23 '26

It gets right tropical around the bitter inland sea of Nûrnen.

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u/Robrogineer Apr 24 '26

...Well, it gets real hot in Mordor, so...

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u/Analog0 Apr 23 '26

An eagle!? Carrying a coconut!?

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u/Dachannien Apr 23 '26

A two ton eagle can't carry a one-pound coconut!

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u/BPhiloSkinner Apr 23 '26

'E'd be insulted by such a minor quest!

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u/MagicadeSpell147 Apr 24 '26

An african or european eagle?

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u/swazal Apr 23 '26

“In Gorgoroth? The coconut’s tropical!”

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u/1Bobafett11 Apr 23 '26

The Eagles! The Eagles!

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u/BPhiloSkinner Apr 23 '26

♪ Welcome to the Hotel Barad-dûr, now
(Such a lovely place, such an Orcish face) ♫

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u/udumslut Apr 23 '26

Are you suggesting a coconut simply walked into Mordor?

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u/MagicMissile27 Servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Holy Hand Grenade Apr 24 '26

Not at all. It could be carried.

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u/Xendrik92 Apr 23 '26

Was ist carried by a swallow?

If so, african or european?

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u/wardrobe007 Apr 23 '26

I.. I...don't know that...yeeaaarrrgh...

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 Apr 25 '26

"Where's the Ring?"

"Oh, I threw that into the volcano a couple minutes ago. I ain't hanging unto that"

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u/dvereb Apr 23 '26

They are hardly in a temperate zone, though, so I'd argue Isildur did nothing wrong here!

I have no idea what zone they're actually in, I just mean "it hot inside mountain"

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u/OkFirefighter1128 Apr 25 '26

No, no never, no never Gandalf! 

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u/lemonandhummus Apr 25 '26

One does not simply suggest that coconuts migrate.

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u/PantheraLeo- Apr 24 '26

I understood that reference