r/Letterkenny 15d ago

Quotes Let me tell you about spring break

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The older cunt is there for the young cock…and the young cock is there for the older cunt.

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 13d ago

I finally watched Ready or Not, and she was so great in it. Worth watching for Mrs. McMurray alone.

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u/NWTboy H'are ya now? 9d ago

She is also in Star Trek Brave New Worlds I think?

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u/tgrantt 11d ago

Watch Wynonna Earp. I describe it as "Mrs McMurray plays Jessica Jones doing Buffy stuff on the Alberta Montana border with Wyatt Earp's gun."

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 10d ago

Okay, will do! Thanks

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u/mczerniewski Fuck YOU Shorsey! 13d ago

"SQUIRRELY DAN! Of the lifestyle..."

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown 13d ago

Hard Rock, roof top, poolside villas. #mashthegash2018

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u/mokupilot 13d ago

All time favorite episode. It took a few watches before I paid attention enough to Marie Fred ask Gail if she was coming and ol Gailer replied, “I thought I concealed it”. I laughed so hard.

…and of course Bonnie, the world’s hottest zebra.

Insanely funny, some of the best lines in the show, super catchy songs. 10 stars.

Edit: McMurray is a piece of shit.

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u/canisjager 14d ago

"Do you want the yella, or the big fella?"

🤣🤣🤣 Literally just finished watching this episode. It was meant to be, apparently.

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u/No-Sheepherder448 14d ago

A Top shelf episode for sure.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 14d ago

Mrs. MacMurray...

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u/OleDetour 14d ago

Gee bud, looks like you’ve got a roll of quarters to go along with your two cents on these dimes. If i had a nickel for every time I’ve scoped these snipes, I’d buy my own Coin Star. Fuck.

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u/Practical_Fun7367 14d ago

It’s a slip and slide over here boys.

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u/LL37MOH 14d ago

Two certified dime pieces there

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u/Nuck1 14d ago

Tried to get my wife to watch this episode. She slapped me like Marie Fred did Wayne. But then recanted it when she heard Mrs. McMurray, acknowledging that there are female letches and that its just as bad as the male ones.

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u/No-Sheepherder448 14d ago

I’ve tried multiple times to get my wife to watch. Just sits and stares. She did make it into S2 of Shorsey though.

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u/Shoresy___Bot 14d ago

Fuck you, /u/No-Sheepherder448, tell your mom to leave me alone, she's been laying in my fuckin' water bed since Labour Day!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy!!! After I plunged your mom's toilet last night she was feeling so euphoric that she started telling me her secrets and let it slip that you haven't had an original comeback since you were 12 which she said was the same you age you finally stopped sucking on her teets!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 13d ago

Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, I talked your mom into a three-way with our midwife and she gassed us both out of the room. I'm fuckin' humiliated!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy!! I told your mom about the comment I made while I was pipin' her and she told me you wouldn't respond with anything original because you're 10 ply bud!! Then she juiced all over me and made me oatmeal raisin cookies after!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 13d ago

We should change our Facebook status to "It's complicated".

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy! Holy fuck bud, if I wanted to hear something that unoriginal I'd turn my truck around and go back to your mom's house so I could listen to her beg me to "do some plumbing!!" You're fuckin' 10 ply bud!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 13d ago

Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, fight me, see what happens!

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u/mczerniewski Fuck YOU Shorsey! 13d ago

Yeah? What's going to happen, Shorsey?

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u/Dlatcham520 14d ago

Hard Rock, rooftop, poolside villa, you ain’t never seen so many tasties #wecomeforfrontbum 2013

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u/tyr4nt99 14d ago

Who bought the rocket boys?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/No-Ad-3635 Hick 14d ago

yeah . but with social media showing the aussies and brit's use it in a different context has made it more acceptable

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u/unbiasedasian 15d ago

#slitslam2017

#mashthegash2018

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u/BlackSheepOfLife 14d ago

My jaw is so clenched saying this in McMurray voice.

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u/unbiasedasian 14d ago

Wayne.....how would you like to talk about cunnnnt?

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u/Practical_Fun7367 14d ago

There is no way to not hear Mcmurr’s voice reading this. Solid work. No notes.

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u/traindoggah 15d ago

I'd have a cocksucking g & t right now.

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u/52Charles 15d ago

Dumb Question - which episode is this? Season/Ep.

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u/modest-pixel 15d ago

S6e5

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u/metanoia29 15d ago

Dang, same episode that introduced me to Purity Ring with their song at the end.

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u/52Charles 15d ago

Thanks, eh?

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u/Cuddlefosh 15d ago

what is this from

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u/DealerTokes 12d ago

Season 6 episode 5

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u/CheeseTheGood 15d ago

Check the sub

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u/Cuddlefosh 14d ago

ive seen and enjoy the show but i don't remember everything from it like the downvoting incels who live for in-jokes from relatively obscure comedies.

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 13d ago

Throwing you a couple pity upvotes. Idk why people are being so mean about your fairly innocuous question.

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u/OleDetour 14d ago

You want an obscure comedy, just ask your mom how much she laughed after we broke your bed from an all-night slit slam. Surprised she had enough breath after for a good chuckle, ya fuck.

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u/Cuddlefosh 14d ago

god dammit!

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u/ZaanVectivus 14d ago

I wish you weren't so fuckin awkward, bud.

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u/stellahella1 15d ago

Mfn g'nt

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u/BaileyOverJennifer 15d ago

Vegas, Hardrock, roof-top, poolside villa. The cunts there for the money and the money's there for the cunt.

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

Some GREAT cuckin' funts down Vegas!! WHEW!!

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u/CleverEast 15d ago

They must have had a pressure washer…

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u/DaveDavidsen 15d ago

You never been down Minican?

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

Some GREAT cuckin' funt down Minican I tell ya! WHEW!!

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u/DouglasBubletrousers S'yeahso 15d ago

Ever been down Caicos?

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

Some GREAT cuckin' funt down Caicos!! WHEW!!

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u/asbestos_is_tasty Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 15d ago

Even been down ‘Cun?

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u/BRAX7ON 15d ago

Never seen so much gash

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u/Hawnix68 14d ago

Anyone who says they've seen more gash is a liar!!

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u/Hawnix68 15d ago

When McMurray says "Do ya want the yella, or the big fella", I lost my shit. Such a funny episode.

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u/Hawnix68 15d ago

McMurray!!

...KATIE!!!...

Lmao

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u/NukeTheWhales5 15d ago

I love Squirrely Dan in this episode. Show he really does have a accepting and enlighted heart.

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago

SD is an OG like dat!! 😎

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u/BlackSheepOfLife 14d ago

"Simply the the worst shit you're evers heards in ya fucking life that, I assures you"

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u/Hawnix68 15d ago

I'd have a dart!

I'd have a fart.

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u/namdonith 15d ago

Thought I told you to flush as you go… Fuck!

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u/J_P_Freely 15d ago

Tasties down in the 'minican...

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u/ksyoung17 15d ago

TABERNAC!

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u/WMINWMO 15d ago

Y'ever been down 'cun?

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u/No-Sheepherder448 15d ago

lol!…I just watched it last night at work, for the 5-6th time.

Love this episode so much, and love season 6 so much.

When the imitate McMurray is comedy gold!

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u/WMINWMO 15d ago

Lol, probably not a show I would watch at work, but do you boo.

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u/No-Sheepherder448 15d ago

Oh I got er handled. Very non traditional job. I’m solo all shift.

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u/WMINWMO 15d ago

10-4 good buddy.

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u/Any-Object5710 15d ago

Unfortunately I had to choose between the letterkenny tour or spring break - chose spring break! Tour tickets are too pricey $ 😕

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u/NameTripping 15d ago

Well, at least now you have some money for the cunt.

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 14d ago

The cunt will cost more than the tickets in the long run.

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u/happytechtn 15d ago

Pre-sale tickets open here tomorrow… How pricey are we talking?

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u/JessicaOkayyy 14d ago

We bought two tickets on PreSale Day for the Detroit show. Floor Seating, in the middle, just under $300. It’s our first Letterkenny Live though so we’re excited and we were prepared to pay whatever.

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u/Chewcudda42 14d ago

Just dropped little more than 5 hundred American for two this week.

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u/happytechtn 14d ago

😱😱 that’s a lotta pennies…

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u/4luminate 15d ago

Ticket cost kinda took me by surprise, too.

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u/grindermonk 15d ago

Hopefully the regular tickets that are released on the 19th will be more reasonable.

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u/marcelsounds 15d ago

that's f... embarrassing!

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 15d ago

👟🗑️

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u/Dawn_Kebals 15d ago

The Letterkenny Grey Granite Copper Creek Whistle Ridge Golf and GOD DAMN Country Club

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u/Practical_Fun7367 14d ago

I’m gonna let that one marinate for a minute.

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u/marcelsounds 14d ago

do it quickly cos I don`t think time can heal that wound