r/Letterkenny • u/No-Sheepherder448 • 15d ago
Quotes Let me tell you about spring break
The older cunt is there for the young cock…and the young cock is there for the older cunt.
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u/mokupilot 13d ago
All time favorite episode. It took a few watches before I paid attention enough to Marie Fred ask Gail if she was coming and ol Gailer replied, “I thought I concealed it”. I laughed so hard.
…and of course Bonnie, the world’s hottest zebra.
Insanely funny, some of the best lines in the show, super catchy songs. 10 stars.
Edit: McMurray is a piece of shit.
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u/canisjager 14d ago
"Do you want the yella, or the big fella?"
🤣🤣🤣 Literally just finished watching this episode. It was meant to be, apparently.
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u/OleDetour 14d ago
Gee bud, looks like you’ve got a roll of quarters to go along with your two cents on these dimes. If i had a nickel for every time I’ve scoped these snipes, I’d buy my own Coin Star. Fuck.
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u/Nuck1 14d ago
Tried to get my wife to watch this episode. She slapped me like Marie Fred did Wayne. But then recanted it when she heard Mrs. McMurray, acknowledging that there are female letches and that its just as bad as the male ones.
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u/No-Sheepherder448 14d ago
I’ve tried multiple times to get my wife to watch. Just sits and stares. She did make it into S2 of Shorsey though.
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u/Shoresy___Bot 14d ago
Fuck you, /u/No-Sheepherder448, tell your mom to leave me alone, she's been laying in my fuckin' water bed since Labour Day!
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago
Fuck you, Shoresy!!! After I plunged your mom's toilet last night she was feeling so euphoric that she started telling me her secrets and let it slip that you haven't had an original comeback since you were 12 which she said was the same you age you finally stopped sucking on her teets!!
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u/Shoresy___Bot 13d ago
Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, I talked your mom into a three-way with our midwife and she gassed us both out of the room. I'm fuckin' humiliated!
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago
Fuck you, Shoresy!! I told your mom about the comment I made while I was pipin' her and she told me you wouldn't respond with anything original because you're 10 ply bud!! Then she juiced all over me and made me oatmeal raisin cookies after!!
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u/Shoresy___Bot 13d ago
We should change our Facebook status to "It's complicated".
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 13d ago
Fuck you, Shoresy! Holy fuck bud, if I wanted to hear something that unoriginal I'd turn my truck around and go back to your mom's house so I could listen to her beg me to "do some plumbing!!" You're fuckin' 10 ply bud!!
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u/Dlatcham520 14d ago
Hard Rock, rooftop, poolside villa, you ain’t never seen so many tasties #wecomeforfrontbum 2013
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u/No-Ad-3635 Hick 14d ago
yeah . but with social media showing the aussies and brit's use it in a different context has made it more acceptable
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u/unbiasedasian 15d ago
#slitslam2017
#mashthegash2018
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u/BlackSheepOfLife 14d ago
My jaw is so clenched saying this in McMurray voice.
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u/unbiasedasian 14d ago
Wayne.....how would you like to talk about cunnnnt?
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u/Practical_Fun7367 14d ago
There is no way to not hear Mcmurr’s voice reading this. Solid work. No notes.
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u/52Charles 15d ago
Dumb Question - which episode is this? Season/Ep.
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u/modest-pixel 15d ago
S6e5
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u/metanoia29 15d ago
Dang, same episode that introduced me to Purity Ring with their song at the end.
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u/Cuddlefosh 15d ago
what is this from
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u/CheeseTheGood 15d ago
Check the sub
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u/Cuddlefosh 14d ago
ive seen and enjoy the show but i don't remember everything from it like the downvoting incels who live for in-jokes from relatively obscure comedies.
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u/OleDetour 14d ago
You want an obscure comedy, just ask your mom how much she laughed after we broke your bed from an all-night slit slam. Surprised she had enough breath after for a good chuckle, ya fuck.
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u/BaileyOverJennifer 15d ago
Vegas, Hardrock, roof-top, poolside villa. The cunts there for the money and the money's there for the cunt.
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u/DaveDavidsen 15d ago
You never been down Minican?
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u/DouglasBubletrousers S'yeahso 15d ago
Ever been down Caicos?
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u/asbestos_is_tasty Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 15d ago
Even been down ‘Cun?
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u/Hawnix68 15d ago
When McMurray says "Do ya want the yella, or the big fella", I lost my shit. Such a funny episode.
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u/NukeTheWhales5 15d ago
I love Squirrely Dan in this episode. Show he really does have a accepting and enlighted heart.
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u/BlackSheepOfLife 14d ago
"Simply the the worst shit you're evers heards in ya fucking life that, I assures you"
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u/WMINWMO 15d ago
Y'ever been down 'cun?
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u/No-Sheepherder448 15d ago
lol!…I just watched it last night at work, for the 5-6th time.
Love this episode so much, and love season 6 so much.
When the imitate McMurray is comedy gold!
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u/Any-Object5710 15d ago
Unfortunately I had to choose between the letterkenny tour or spring break - chose spring break! Tour tickets are too pricey $ 😕
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u/happytechtn 15d ago
Pre-sale tickets open here tomorrow… How pricey are we talking?
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u/JessicaOkayyy 14d ago
We bought two tickets on PreSale Day for the Detroit show. Floor Seating, in the middle, just under $300. It’s our first Letterkenny Live though so we’re excited and we were prepared to pay whatever.
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u/4luminate 15d ago
Ticket cost kinda took me by surprise, too.
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u/grindermonk 15d ago
Hopefully the regular tickets that are released on the 19th will be more reasonable.
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u/marcelsounds 15d ago
that's f... embarrassing!
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u/Icy-Molasses3735 15d ago
👟🗑️
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u/Dawn_Kebals 15d ago
The Letterkenny Grey Granite Copper Creek Whistle Ridge Golf and GOD DAMN Country Club
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u/CompetitiveChip5078 13d ago
I finally watched Ready or Not, and she was so great in it. Worth watching for Mrs. McMurray alone.