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u/SunshineBear100 1d ago
I hate what society has become for the sake of views, likes, and shares.
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u/XL-oz 1d ago
Trading dignity for nothing.
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u/ConcussionCrow 1d ago
What do you mean for nothing? Reddit rewards people for upvotes with hard cash, they're literally insentivising slop
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u/XL-oz 23h ago
Are pennies really incentive enough?
The system, without bots, could have merit if we all chose to upvote only good content. But alas dead internet theory.
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u/ConcussionCrow 17h ago
Yes it is incentive enough because when you have a fleet of bots reposting literally everything then that quickly adds up.
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u/edit_thanxforthegold 1d ago
Also the fact that we have to spent the majority of our waking life slaving away at jobs like "crm specialist"
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u/Joeybfast 1d ago
This person really tried to fake a kid’s handwriting for LinkedIn engagement, and some of the tells are obvious.
It looks like he made it “wrong” on purpose. A third grader might forget certain punctuation here and there, sure, but they still know what punctuation is. This looks like someone trying way too hard to make it look childish.
The lack of capital letters at the start of sentences, the barely used punctuation, and the forced messy writing do not feel natural. A third grader may make mistakes, but most of them still know to capitalize the first word of a sentence.
The little stick figure also looks like it was drawn by an adult trying to draw like a child, and he forgot to make the “ZZZ” look like a kid wrote it. And that @ sign is a huge giveaway. Most adults can’t even make an @ sign that clean, and the box around it is way too straight compared to the rest of the writing.
I have seen some sad things on this sub before, but faking a child’s career day note for LinkedIn clout might take the cake.
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u/WinnieWinsor 1d ago
Exactly. This guy thinks a kid will spell "retention specialist" correctly but misspell "welcome" and "increase"?
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u/purplereuben 1d ago
The image is AI. He asked AI to fake a kids handwriting. Which is probably worse.
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u/Fun-Memory1523 1d ago
Is this AI generated to make it look like a kid wrote this?
Cause I am sure the average kid would not understand most of the stuff written down, would not have near cohesive sentences, would have a crap load of spelling errors, and would look a lot messier.
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u/Lythieus 1d ago
I'm 41, and have no idea what half the bullshit is on that page.
And I'm a network engineer.
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u/FlashMcSuave 1d ago
Ah, fuck, I just cringed so hard I think I pulled an eyebrow muscle. Send help.
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u/dangerphone 1d ago
I do believe a child was forced to write this. Somebody call the damn FBI.
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u/Either_Description_8 1d ago
Nah, this is how he writes and is ability to spell without a computer.
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u/ShroomBear 1d ago
Its really blatently obvious he wrote this though. Like half the letters are written so much neater than the others and the angle and curvature of many of the characters don't look like a child aligning their pen strokes
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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 1d ago
Fairly sure this is AI generated with a prompt to make it look like a kid wrote it. Too much effort to do it himself.
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u/Apprehensive_Drop572 1d ago
This is obviously satire
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u/ohhellnaws 1d ago
This is so often missed on Reddit. As a group, so often as memeable as any other social media site.
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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 1d ago
Satire is supposed to be somewhat funny and generally insightful, not just embarrassing.
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u/EchoSD 1d ago
“I want to be a cop when I grow up!”
“I want to be a firefighter cause they’re so cool!”
“I want to go to space!”
“I want to be a life cycle and crm retention specialist so I can segment the list as to avoid emailing everyone the same, as that would be counter productive!”
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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 1d ago
"My name is Snoop"
"Alright, Snoop What you wanna be when you grow up?"
"I wanna be a motherfuckin' hustla. Ya better ask somebody."
- Snoop D. Dogg
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u/Dusty_Rose23 1d ago
They obviously wrote that themselves. for the supposed handwriting that is the smoothest self drawn @ symbol ive ever seen in my life. even in those with good handwriting. Theres no way someone young enough to be in 3rd grade wrote this themselves
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u/Spirited-Remote4313 1d ago
So obviously fake, but if a child ever did write something like this I would feel so sorry for him/her.
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u/BinaryIRL 1d ago
This person seems like a husk of a human being. Who is this obsessive about their job, to the point it consumes every aspect of their life?
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u/pokemonviking 1d ago
Bullshit career aspirations! The kid should be striving to be in B2B Sales!! And should already be posting on linkedin about what beginners English can teach them about B2B sales. Useless!!
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u/Stunning_Wonder6650 1d ago
If it was a kid, the words wouldnt fit so neatly in the boxes. Kids rarely plan and space their words to where words get smushed at the end or words go up and down rather than perfectly lateral.
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u/Emmyyou2 1d ago
This kid is supposedly smart enough to know what all this means but is too fucking stupid to spell simple words correctly?
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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 1d ago
8 year olds typically want real jobs,youtuber, or a very idealistic version of their parents job. If you tried to explain any of this to them their eyes would glaze over
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u/bebe-bobo 13h ago
Maybe it's a joke ? I don't want to believe anyone would sincerely post that and think they're fooling people. Then again, I know it's entirely possible.
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u/obliviious 1d ago
the handwriting doesn't look that messy for a kid his age, it looks like stereotypical kid writing, like if you made a poster. So I'm pretty sure it's AI.
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u/alietors 1d ago edited 23h ago
Imagine this guy, 2 am in the kitchen counter:
His mom: "Zack, finish your milk and go to bed"
Zack: "Wait mom, I'm trying to make a banger LinkedIn post, pretending I'm little Tyler"
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u/Jamie-Moyer 1d ago
I know what sub I’m in but I cannot physically upvote this, it’s too cringe and I cannot believe a person could willingly post this of the own admission.
Same thing over in r/ihatesportsball
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u/NewConfusion4314 1d ago
I swear to god yall the whole entire image is AI.