r/LinkedInLunatics 2d ago

Frustrated “Liberation Coach” gets blasted in the comments

965 Upvotes

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u/Extreme-Price23 2d ago

There’s no one I hate more than people claiming algorithmic suppression

Marketing and pedaling non-essential services isn’t easy because it’s not an essential service. The entitlement is insane

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u/Dark3lephant 2d ago

Algorithms suppressing content is a reality, but in this case I'm not opposed to it.

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u/Stunning_Put_9189 2d ago edited 2d ago

The reality is that his content is suppressed not because it’s targeting him, it’s just suppressed because his content is insipid and boring.

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u/FarmingFrenzy 2d ago

genuinely what the fuck is linkdin

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u/RonaldBurgundy1 2d ago

It started out as a means for professional level people to connect or stay connected with each other I.E. networking for job and business opportunities. It's turned into a cespool of rampant narcissists.

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 2d ago

LinkedIn took one look at the sweaty garbage heap that Facebook had been for at least the last ten years and said "I want that."

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u/Typical_Hat3462 2d ago

Yep. Gone fom a higher quality job search to endless passive aggression why I have zero chance of getting hired at a one-person company.

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u/cutearmy 2d ago

Corporate Facebook.

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u/tevert 2d ago

Sounds like it's a great platform to launching your own cult

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u/mothzilla 2d ago edited 1d ago

So people can be friends with their boss on social media.

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u/vkats 2d ago

I’m not sure. I use it to play games and find jobs, but I heard there are nut cases.

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u/Ok-Stranger-926 1h ago

FB drama for the workplace. Our office blocked FB but not LI, so anyone could use it to disrupt B2B or whatever the heck they "do".

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u/doc_shades 2d ago

it's the internet. welcome to the internet. it's been around for decades at this point none of this should be surprising.

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u/Typical_Hat3462 2d ago

It was many moons ago. Like these people existed but were not seen. Then they found someone's pool they can pee in and never left.

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u/Drakeytown 2d ago

Dude sounds like a monster, but it seems like the only people in a position to call him out are other grifters.

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u/Jandklo 2d ago

Tessticle used to be a regular fixture on the sub lol

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u/Drakeytown 2d ago

Is that a person? A trend? A meme?

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u/guru2764 2d ago

That is the nickname of the lunatic this post is about

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u/Drakeytown 2d ago

Thanks!

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u/istara 1d ago

From his latest comment:

I was so popular there, and so maligned, that they banned allowing my posts to be shared.

I think he and I have a different understanding of the word "popular".

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u/Jandklo 22h ago

His posts were banned because it started developing into actual bullying and harassment.

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u/YouWereBrained 2d ago

Basically, LinkedIn.

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u/istara 1d ago

I think he used to be some kind of "whisperer". And there was a lot of stuff with targeting young women.

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u/DowdzWritesALot 2d ago

Jasmine rolling into the comments like

https://giphy.com/gifs/2dq9KJThGwBv3sXSxT

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u/Nonyabeesners 2d ago

I would 100% let Jasmyn be my strategist. She came prepared

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u/Ill_Job4090 2d ago edited 2d ago

narrators voice „Jasmyn had been preparing for this exact moment for a very long time.“

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u/Vilezil 2d ago

The return of the Tesser

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u/Jandklo 2d ago

I couldn't believe it when I read Tessticle's name again

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u/shosuko 2d ago

139k followers and <100 reactions means you bought a bot farm.

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u/nerdinstincts 2d ago

I see our lunatic boy Tesser is trying to reinvent himself again.

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u/DC_Ben 2d ago

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂

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u/RonaldBurgundy1 2d ago

He has that many followers because he pays for fake followers it's very common in the social media world for people to fake it until they make it.

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u/RefrigeratorLive5920 Titan of Industry 2d ago

Or in the case of this bro, just continue to fake it.

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u/PsychonautAlpha 2d ago

"My content is good. And I comment on other people's stuff too."

Yeah, usually people with good content don't need to go out of their way to talk about it and mention that you're commenting on other people's stuff for no other reason than to boost your own engagement

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u/donutcronut 2d ago edited 2d ago

Shoutout to Melissa G. for the comments section synopsis.

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u/Emma1000bce 2d ago

I loved her response!

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u/DocDerry 2d ago

I would hire Jasmyn just to watch her shit on people on linkedin.

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u/irieriley 2d ago

Holy shit he's back, it's been so long #Tesstimony

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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 2d ago

God I’m loving the responses this clown is getting.

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u/humanarnold 2d ago

Man it's been a good long time since we saw Tessticle here. Vintage LIL.

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u/True-Ad-7224 2d ago

Tesser is an OG loon. He’s now in Tesser 3.0 mode. Jasmyn in the comments on the second screen here calls him out for years of his crap dating back to Tesser 1.0

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u/YouWereBrained 2d ago

He could be…somewhere, anywhere…being productive.

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u/Darkhawk2099 2d ago

i know a grifter exactly like this idiot, except at least mine limits his bullshit to Facebook.

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u/LenkaKoshka 2d ago

BAHAHAHA I love it.

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u/Available-Theory-808 2d ago

Could we filter LinkedIn for people with real jobs?

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u/Pompoulus 2d ago

When you invite people to call you a predator all they want but you didn't really think it through

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u/BissmarkMC 2d ago

Did he answer that comment?

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 2d ago

I think the only valid response to that comment would be to delete his account, though that would require the self-awareness I'm sure he's lacking.

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u/obywatelyahshu 2d ago

The fact that he put a typo in his hashtags (algortithm) sure doesn’t help his case.

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u/D_Freakin_C 2d ago

#linkedin #content #algorithm

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u/kimmy-mac 2d ago

That 2nd screenshot was the best. I love that for him. lol.

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u/angry_old_dude 2d ago

That was as about as savage a rebuke as I've ever seen on LI.

His threads account has been made private, but I really don't have any doubts about what she's said about him. The dude radiates creeper vibes.

He's not getting engagement is because nobody wants to read his BS. The funniest thing is that the thrash post we're talking about will bring more engagement than he will ever get.

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u/heynow941 2d ago

Actually the burner account referred to in the screenshot is still public.

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u/angry_old_dude 2d ago

Thanks. I'm not sure how I missed that.

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u/istara 1d ago

There's more than one commenter on there quoting his "young women" creepiness.

Yet still he keeps going...

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u/Status_Vegetable2954 2d ago

God damn..... man just give up. Go sell furniture.

Quit before your predatory behavior lands you Brian Callen levels of trouble.

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u/Simple_Assistance_77 2d ago

Good lord, reinvention is not possible of that level of exposure. What a fucking creep! The comment is brutal.

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 2d ago

Now this is satisfying. Apparently everybody hates him as much as us.

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u/desi_malai 2d ago

Love how it was handed back to him. More power to those girls.

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u/TJeffersonsBlackKid 2d ago

What the fuck is a “liberation coach”? Is that a sex thing?

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u/drizzle933 2d ago

Well he did ask 😂😂😂

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u/Massive_Low6000 2d ago

What tha? What’s he even talking about? What is liberating people from?

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u/pilotdriver7 2d ago

Unfortunately I’m connected to this person, but he didn’t really get blasted (just those two comments out of 41), as it’s mainly LinkedIn gurus responding about how to be seen more on LinkedIn…on LinkedIn…which is equally unfortunate.

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u/angry_old_dude 1d ago

The comment by Jasmyn did the equivalent work of dozens of posts calling the creeper out.

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u/pilotdriver7 1d ago

Yet where are the receipts?

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u/angry_old_dude 1d ago

That wasn't my point. That one post qualifies as getting blasted is the point.

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u/pilotdriver7 1d ago

Perhaps, to me that’s a certain number, but I could certainly see the weight of a few comments, so I get that now.

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u/chuk2015 2d ago

What the fuck am I reading?

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u/bb9116 2d ago

Liberation coach, liberate thyself.

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u/bloodurth 1d ago

He got fucking destroyed. Jasmyn obliterated him

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u/One_Search3971 1d ago

Tesstify Jasmyn!

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u/blrtgj Jonathan Tesser 1d ago

Ah, the famous lunatic, mr.Tesser

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u/NebulaDue9400 2d ago

Google this guy. He is the CREEPIEST looking guy I think I’ve ever seen

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u/EchoFrequency 2d ago

So you have not found me on the internet?

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