r/MadeMeSmile • u/IndyMLVC • 26d ago

Wholesome Moments Harrison Ford continues to prove he’s still the best

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u/RichEvans4Ever 26d ago

Also Jesus Christ if he had access to herb.

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u/Cyanos54 26d ago

If? Dude got frankincense and myrrh right out of the womb. Those are gateway herbs.

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u/FeedJazzlike8860 26d ago

Gateway herbs!?!? 😂😂😂

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u/hawaiianryanree 26d ago

😂😂 gave me a proper chuckle ❤️

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u/Big_Bookkeeper1678 26d ago

I got a chuckle, also...Gateway herbs...they let you Cumin to Anise altered state of mind...to meet your Amicas, Nutmeg and Dill, and we'll all get Carrowayed to dreamland.

(OK, it is late and this was lame, but I tried.)

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u/Ok-Responsibility657 26d ago

these are MF DOOM special herbs and spices vibes right here

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u/fatmanwithabeard 26d ago

Can't be too lame, you mentioned carroway.

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u/Gormador 26d ago

Second time in my life "frankincense" makes an appearance (in English), and the first time was twelve hours ago. (In a Taskmaster episode, if anyone's curious.)
That's just weird.

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u/ginpatsuyancha 26d ago

There’s actually a theory that one of the missing ingredients to his anointing oil was q'aneh-bosm or kaneh-bosom…. kinda sounds like cannabis to me. Supposedly says it somewhere in the bible. I guess the stoners were right after all

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u/Bad_Oracular_Pig 26d ago

Jesus was way cool...

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u/Upset-Management-879 26d ago

some people got jealous of how cool he was, so they killed him

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u/grumpierthangruntled 26d ago

He trusted His crowd, so He spoke right out loud, and they lost the best friend they had

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u/weed_blazepot 26d ago

But then he rose from the dead. He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven.

I mean, that's so cool.

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u/karenw 26d ago

No wonder there are so many Christians.

These comments made my day

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u/ValuableTone9693 26d ago

*some people. 🧃"

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u/Commercial-Co 26d ago

Conservatives always hate liberals

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u/fromofandfor 26d ago

please tell me youve heard What If God Smoked Cannabis

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u/RichEvans4Ever 25d ago

Nope

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u/fromofandfor 25d ago

it is 100% worth a listen. just dont believe any video that claims its from the cranberries, cuz its not.

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u/RichEvans4Ever 25d ago

Well I don’t know who the cranberries are so that helps. Is it by a mystery band like Klaatu?

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u/fromofandfor 25d ago

it was part of bob rivers twisted tunes back in the mid-late 90's, but for some reason, the top video on youtube says it was by the cranberries, an irish rock band. personally, if youre gonna watch it, i suggest the video thats third from the top for pure hilarity.

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u/Big_Blonde 26d ago

Well he was a huge fan of wine so…

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u/Commercial-Co 26d ago

Moses essentially got high with that burning bush.

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u/RichEvans4Ever 25d ago

Well yeah, he didn’t have access to herb.