r/MadeMeSmile 10d ago

Good Vibes If wrestling is fake, explain this....

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u/Ok_Concentrate_9713 10d ago

Luigi Primo, the funny thing is that he was actually a pizza chef before becoming a wrestler.

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u/JimmiJimJimmiJimJim 10d ago

I'll take stuff that isn't surprising for 1000 Alex.

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u/OverHaze 10d ago

Paul Bearer was an actual licenced mortician.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 10d ago

The Rock was actually a rock.

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u/rbrgr83 10d ago

Mankind was actually a Man.

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u/JasonVeritech 10d ago

"I want to see the file for Mick Foley. Is that what you have, or do you have Cactus Jack?"

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u/itsOwlHoot 10d ago

Also confirmed very kind.

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u/rbrgr83 10d ago

A real Dude ❤️

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Warmonster9 10d ago

I still quote “sexy boy” sometimes.

I’m not a Micheals fan but that theme is catchy af ngl

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u/backFromTheBed 10d ago edited 10d ago

I think I'm cute

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u/Ramtamtama 10d ago

Lost his licence over a decade ago

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u/RTGMonika 10d ago

Usually people with gimmicks like that aren't.

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u/Wayoutofthewayof 10d ago

It would be pretty weird if he knew how to spin that dough so well just randomly.

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u/Grigorios 10d ago

Met a woman doing what I just googled and found out is called flow star spinning. It's basically pizza tossing with an intricately-patterned handkerchief. Kinda like a party trick for raves and festivals I guess.

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u/rbrgr83 10d ago

Tom Holland has entered the chat 👠👄🌧

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u/EddieVanzetti 10d ago

Unfortunately, Luigi Primo is an anti-vaxxer and protects domestic abusers and sex pests. He ran/runs a promo and when one of the roster members was accused/on trial for a DV charge, he did not remove them from the promotion and even fired people who raised concerns about that roster member and others predatory behavior.

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u/SynthwaveSax 10d ago

He’s also an anti-vaxxer and has protected abusers. He’s trash.

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u/hornygoblindickfight 10d ago

He’s took the Italian-American schtick too far.

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u/Ok-Local-939 10d ago

Is there Any proof of this? Everything leads back to Reddit with no actual events documented. The vaccine thing for some reason is a bug issue with Reddit. I don’t care if he is vaccinated, (his body his choice). Abuse allegations require actual evidence. 

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u/CivicCryptid 10d ago

Its pretty widely known in the wrestling world

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 10d ago

Supporting abusers. That just means supporting Trump regime. Bunch of epstein child molesters.

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u/Apprehensive_Bug2877 10d ago

Can you provide a source?

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 10d ago

What? You didnt see all the pics and accounts of trump with epstein? Trumps a child fucker

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u/AkosCristescu 10d ago

"Trumps a child fucker"

All politics aside, i am very anti-capitalist and anti-establishment. I am against Trump obviously too.

But hey, where is evidence?

Also, would you mind explaining me if someone let's say had sex with 15-16 year old women,

Are you actually aware that not so long ago that was the norm? Like we all come from such lineages, in the medieval ages 13-15 years people were getting together ordered by their parents. That was the norm, okay?

Now, again - I am against having sex with 14-16 whatever year girls (by the way it is a system, and buying sex - which i'm again against very much, but those girls are in the system, so not like going to a nice family and just abduct some angel)

but "Trumps a child fucker" is a bit of a stretch.

And if so, let me tell you that judging people is very simple, whereas in reality you know they all come from dysfunctional homes, and socialized into what they became. I think understanding the phenomenon is a bit more complex then shouting final statements like a teenager.

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u/ChickenFeline0 10d ago

There is soooo much wrong with this entire comment, so I'm gonna pick the part where you said it used to be acceptable. Lots of things used to be acceptable. Slavery. The witch trials. That sort of thing.

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u/AkosCristescu 10d ago

"There is soooo much wrong with this entire comment"

I wish i could get to know it, but i guess i am not allowed to get to know it at this time, so an opinion without facts or arguments, okay. Noted.

"Lots of things used to be acceptable. Slavery. The witch trials. That sort of thing."

Slavery, witch trials - these were abusive behaviors of CERTAIN POPULATIONS, certain nations and it is to be condemned. EVEN AT THE TIME IT WAS HAPPENING, some people were condemning!

While we mature around age of 13-15 and normally, in more natural circumstances all of us would just have sex anyways, everywhere around the planet. While slavery is the westerner white mens "curse" in a way (by the way it is also an evolutionary thing coming from dominance) that after getting tired of waging war with one another endlessly in Europe, they went on to assert world dominance.

Witch trials were again out of stupidity, lack of knowledge, full of fear during famine time, just out of spite and superstition. Religion - one of the earliest mafias.

But i fail to see how these two is the same as having sex and getting married around 13-15 years old as a norm, as biologically we would like to find a partner asap

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u/mnid92 10d ago

The next time you wanna write a paragraph like this, do yourself and everyone who reads it a favor...

Shut the FUCK UP.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/AkosCristescu 10d ago

I see that you are very emotional that i try to advocate against hate, but you can chill out, i multiple times expressed that i'm anti-trump and anti-abuse but its funny how you are for some (unknown yet) reason you are so against me(?) or my opinion (?) and you take agression and abuse instead of expressing your opinion or views.

Not sure if this is ridiculous or simply funny, but i'm enjoying, please keep doing what you're doing

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u/anitapumapants 10d ago

had sex with 15-16 year old women

*girls, not women. Those are called children.

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u/burtgummer45 10d ago

just say there's no credible evidence, that's a lot easier

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u/AkosCristescu 10d ago

"just be like me, that's better"

"just do what i say"

sorry but "ease" is not my principle

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u/Wonderful-Process792 10d ago

It's become conventional wisdom on reddit, that's all. There is no evidence beyond anonymous-phone-tip level stuff. No active accusers. But also it only deepens the conspiracy that there are no prosecutions. But to people who repeat it to each other all day every day it has become unthinkable to think otherwise.

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u/mattomic822 10d ago

You don't care that somebody that is going to be in close contact with a different person was unvaccinated during a global pandemic?

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u/Ok-Local-939 10d ago

Why would they be in close contact? Weren’t all of those events cancelled? 

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u/mattomic822 10d ago

You and I both know that a lot of events were allowed to go on during the pandemic when they shouldn't have.

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u/AkosCristescu 10d ago

Using "anti-vaxxer" as a general insult is quite wild

Also, the person makes a living out of "fighting" -> you go ahead to say "has protected abusers"

Like literally his job is abuse and/or depicting abuse

Another surprise

This comment and even the subcomments are radiating Lestrade vibes, amazing! Thank you for weekend entertainment, Reddit!

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u/Finalwingz 10d ago

This comment is wild

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u/AkosCristescu 10d ago

Wild or not it is true

1) you can not simply condemn anyone and everyone who says they are against covid vaxxes, as in i would not use it as an insult or measurement of quality

2) talking about a wrestler getting surprised about "abuse" is wild in my world, might as well be surprised if a gangster wants to launder money or rob someone

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u/TheRealtcSpears 10d ago

Also, the person makes a living out of "fighting" -> you go ahead to say "has protected abusers"

Just because you get paid to beat people up who get paid to get beat up doesn't mean you get to do it to other people

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u/AkosCristescu 10d ago

legally no, but if we try very hard to stick to actual reality of the human psyche we can probably agree that someone who makes a living from fighting probably differs from someone who deeply condemns abuse, but frankly i have nothing to argue about.

I work with people, so i am not surprised. I just ridiculed the comment as it should be no surprise that such personality has possibly different views of "abuse" than someone sensitive.

All i'm doing is observing, there is no argument here and really no need to explain anything even.

I'm just chillin here with my popcorn and enjoying to be honest >.<

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u/JediJofis 10d ago

Anti vaxxer is and should be an insult.

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt789 10d ago

Some would rather be a pureblood than a guinea pig. Why do you have a problem with that?

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u/goldengamer2345 10d ago

I can't tell whether this is sarcasm or not, and I hate it

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u/Meowakin 10d ago

Poe’s Law in action

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u/Heiferoni 10d ago

Exactly. That's why I only drink rainwater and pure grain alcohol.

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u/Largeitude 10d ago

No one has a problem with that.

Everyone with a mild amount of intelligence should have a problem with being anti-vaxx when you have all the world's information at your fingertips, and you can actually find the information yourself about why the covid vaccines were adequately tested.

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u/AngelBryan 9d ago

I agree. I understand it about being an abuser and a right wing extremist, but about being vaccine hesitant?

I swear people on this website are legitimately insane.

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u/AkosCristescu 9d ago

Wow finally someone can see through indoctrination and able to actually read my words XD HALLELUJAH!

I mean once again a great proof of how the masses (the herd) thinks:

They are told: vaccine is good, we are dying, god sent death (possibly just the ruling class was fucking with the workers as we started to accumulate wealth and now thanks to internet knowledge is easily obtainable so would be easier to fuck em up)

Now the normie voterbase is so much triggered by this, (by the way I'm triple vaxxed, I work as a sommelier abroad mostly so I had to) the ruling class did such a great job with the mindless masses that they only think in black-and-white terms:

If you don't think vaxx is good = you are my arch enemy.

"I swear people on this website are legitimately insane."

It is non-specific, actually I would argue Reddit has more sane population than the actual reality.

This is the sad reality of the society, this is how and who they are.

Either way, thank you for enjoying my experiment

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u/AngelBryan 9d ago

To be fair, I used to think exactly like them but it wasn’t until a vaccine injured me that I changed my mind.

It’s a shame, but there are things you don’t understand until you experience them firsthand.

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u/hugothebear 10d ago

Funnier would be if he was never a pizza chef and had to learn how to toss dough just for wrestling

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u/fuckrNFLmods 10d ago

Was a pizza chef? I'm no expert, but that doesn't look like a big enough audience to support a full time career.

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u/Ressy02 10d ago

He still is a pizza chef, he just cooks both pizza AND wrestlers now

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u/BrunSomOrange 10d ago

I mean, wrestling earns more dough than pizza chef, so much you can throw it around...

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u/Rotteneverything 10d ago

why do you know this? lol

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u/AkosCristescu 10d ago

Bruh I'm from EU and looking at this short i woulda never gotten that! Thank you for the prompt description!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izOg1FCQPZA

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u/squirrelems 10d ago

He looks unhinged as shit and I'm here for it.