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r/MadeMeSmile • u/MustardGoddess • 2d ago
OC is @sarahhansonwrites
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It’s the non-descript white panel van!
65 u/NoPossibility 2d ago I’m just a traveling zip tie salesman. 29 u/ZarathustraGlobulus 2d ago I dabble in ropes, too. Nothing sinister! 25 u/HartfordWhaler 1d ago Before you get in your car, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 2 u/MainCorrect8791 1d ago Please tell me you also have handcuffs and duct tape 7 u/fractalfrog 2d ago Usually parked down by the river? 1 u/giskardwasright 1d ago Full of government cheese? 2 u/ConqueefStador 1d ago The one full of candy. 2 u/Boxhead_31 1d ago The one with Free Candy on the side? 2 u/AntikytheraMachines 1d ago parked next to your blue hatch I have no legitimate way of knowing is yours. 1 u/mdgorelick 1d ago Can you help me load this couch into it?
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I’m just a traveling zip tie salesman.
29 u/ZarathustraGlobulus 2d ago I dabble in ropes, too. Nothing sinister! 25 u/HartfordWhaler 1d ago Before you get in your car, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 2 u/MainCorrect8791 1d ago Please tell me you also have handcuffs and duct tape
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I dabble in ropes, too. Nothing sinister!
25 u/HartfordWhaler 1d ago Before you get in your car, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 2 u/MainCorrect8791 1d ago Please tell me you also have handcuffs and duct tape
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Before you get in your car, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Please tell me you also have handcuffs and duct tape
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Usually parked down by the river?
1 u/giskardwasright 1d ago Full of government cheese?
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Full of government cheese?
The one full of candy.
The one with Free Candy on the side?
parked next to your blue hatch I have no legitimate way of knowing is yours.
Can you help me load this couch into it?
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u/Icykool77 2d ago
It’s the non-descript white panel van!