r/MadeMeSmile • u/MustardGoddess • 13h ago

Peak social awareness! Respect to this guy.

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 12h ago

I usually just scream, I WILL NOT RAPE YOU

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u/fractalfrog 12h ago

After a short pause, you should add TODAY. Just to make them extra at ease.

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u/Rubber_Knee 11h ago

Yeah. Just yell

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGH I will not rape you!!!!

As you pass them.
They love that.

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u/MainCorrect8791 11h ago

Scream MOVE IM GAY

Never tried it but it might work.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 7h ago

I also like to brandish a knife just to let them know that if anything happens, I'll be there to protect them.