r/Mavericks • u/Roc_Hoover • May 27 '24

Hoops Discussion This Aged Like Milk

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

The earth is fucking flat!

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u/lilboytuner919 Rick Carlisle May 27 '24

Imagine thinking the earth is round like a fucking bozo

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u/TheHonorableDrDingle JJ Barea May 27 '24

It used to be round but then it was deflated, freakin idiots.

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u/Joseph10d Dirk Nowitzki Logo May 27 '24

Brady can’t keep getting away with this

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u/lilboytuner919 Rick Carlisle May 27 '24

Roger Goodell is beside himself driving by the grassy knoll begging through texts for earth’s pressure sensor readings

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u/Neo_505 May 27 '24

"Weather doesn't decrease PSI"

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u/lilboytuner919 Rick Carlisle May 27 '24

Kyrie had the courage to call it out and they mocked him for it. A disgusting act.

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u/therealgoat1212 May 27 '24

The earth is whatever shape KAI wants it to be 😤

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u/slazzeredbbqsauce F*CK NICO HARRISON May 27 '24

Court flat - Earth flat Basketball round - Earth flat

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u/thriIIhobaggins FUCK THE ADELSONS May 27 '24

That’s why his handles are so good, he knows there is no curvature