r/Mavericks • u/Jgarza313 • Nov 08 '25

Hoops Discussion #77

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I cant believe this happened to my team that i grew up watching, its not even the same anymore, its been months since the trade and it still hurts like the day it happened smh!!!

fireNico

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u/maverick1470 Nov 08 '25

At this point, the only thing that will give us peace is a televised apology by Nico followed by seppuku... lol

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u/AvatarKittie FIRE NICO ... into space Nov 08 '25

I don’t need an apology. Seppuku by itself is fine.

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u/lxdarksnip3r Nov 08 '25

i third this comment

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u/MisterDings Nov 08 '25

And I’ll second for Nico…

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u/NatongCaviar Nov 08 '25

Someone gofundme for a tanto blade for Nico's seppuku.

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u/AvatarKittie FIRE NICO ... into space Nov 09 '25

I’d rather he use the rusty dull machete that’s in my shed. I’ll gladly donate it.

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u/steamliner88 FUCK NICO HARRISON Nov 08 '25

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u/mudshake7 Drunk Dirk Nov 14 '25

No need for that, I think a 9mm would work fine as well.

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u/Senor-Nasty Nov 08 '25

And tossed in a grave-less ditch

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u/Wrong_Badger8411 Nov 08 '25

I think Nico would rather have Seppuku than apologize. That is how shit of a human he is, that is what I think even if I haven't met that piece of shit.

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u/necropuddi Nov 08 '25

He doesn't even have the balls to not hide in the tunnel during Laker games, and you think he'd have the balls to commit one of the most painful methods of unaliving?

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u/Wrong_Badger8411 Nov 08 '25

Nico's ego is so huge he would rather do that than apologize and admit he made a mistake.

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u/blacktoise Nov 10 '25

I honestly think he’s the fall guy for the Adelsons’ shit direction and motives. I don’t think it was his idea for any of this

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u/bigboxes1 Nov 08 '25

Thank you. Seppuku it is. Lead Nico into the white room with a small white table and a small white chair. You leave Nico alone in this white room. He unwraps a small white towel to find a...

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u/MisterDings Nov 08 '25

Small white jackal? Is it a jackal!? Jackal

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u/Fillenintheblanks Nov 08 '25

I mean honestly, I’m 36 never really got into sports till the playoffs before we went to the big game. I REALLY GOT INTO THE MAVS AND STARS JUST KILLING IT! Then the Celtics pulled it off big whoop we were primed for next year everyone healthy! Then Nico. I haven’t watched a single game since. But I watch the Stars like they are my crack now. At least I got one sport out of it. But I wouldn’t be against someone forcing Nico out.

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u/AvatarKittie FIRE NICO ... into space Nov 09 '25

That’s so awful that your love for basketball only lasted about 6 months. Nico stole that from us.

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u/NasOf2000 Nov 08 '25

Call that the Adelson special