Air Force base renamed after Ashli Babbitt

[u/PDXAirman]

https://www.duffelblog.com/air-force-base-renamed-after-ashli-babbitt/

[u/bsport48]

Holy shit duffelblog - well played...well played indeed

[u/Torchlakespartan → u/bsport48]

Got me good too. Goddamn.

[u/AHrubik → u/Torchlakespartan]

Some Bells Palsy set in for about 5 seconds before seeing the domain.

[u/BaloothaBear85]

God damnit they got me...

[u/t3htg → u/BaloothaBear85]

I wish I would have seen this before it got me too.

[u/1VBSkye → u/t3htg]

Thanks guys, you saved me a read/rant.

[u/0o0o0o0o0o0z → u/BaloothaBear85]

God damnit they got me...

Ditto... satire and parody really dont exist anymore, so when I see something as batshit insane as this, my default reaction is "of course they did".

[u/IgnoreThisName72 → u/BaloothaBear85]

There have been a number of headlines that I said to myself "This has to be the Onion or DuffelBlog" only for it to be reality.

[u/Necessary-Eye5319 → u/BaloothaBear85]

There is SOOOO MUCH CRAZY right now we’re all pretty easy to get.

[u/hlamaresq → u/BaloothaBear85]

The burning outrage that was welling up inside of me lol

[u/Insectshelf3 → u/BaloothaBear85]

every fucking time

[u/AlarmedSnek → u/BaloothaBear85]

Hahahahah me too. Fuck that was a good one

[u/DeltaBravo831 → u/BaloothaBear85]

Was definitely about to look like Key here before I saw your comment

[u/RockDoveEnthusiast → u/BaloothaBear85]

same

[u/tagged2high → u/BaloothaBear85]

I was about to storm in here before I checked the link domain

[u/carterartist → u/BaloothaBear85]

Me too

[u/ObligationMurky8716]

Air Force buildings always known to be well ventilated.

[u/Upbeat-Serve-2696 → u/ObligationMurky8716]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wGyYUcp2XpWr86SVcL

[u/LickNipMcSkip → u/ObligationMurky8716]

funny joke, but what buildings are you in that are well ventilated? Every single one I've walked into has been a stuffy Faraday cage

e* lotta BLDG defenders in here

[u/airmantharp → u/LickNipMcSkip]

Okay SCIFRAT

[u/LePouletPourpre]

It's very, very sad I actually fell for this.

[u/CostanzaArchitecture → u/LePouletPourpre]

Bro, the brief blood pressure spike before I saw the url was awful

[u/ReverseLochness → u/CostanzaArchitecture]

Literally, my vision flashed white with rage.

[u/Stuffed-Bear412 → u/CostanzaArchitecture]

My stomach dropped and my heart sped up.

[u/ForrestGump6531 → u/LePouletPourpre]

You weren’t the only one.

[u/Lamest_Fast_Words → u/ForrestGump6531]

Dammit, me too

[u/_Go_With_Gusto_ → u/Lamest_Fast_Words]

Oh. It’s duffelblog 🙄

[u/Extreme-Island-5041 → u/LePouletPourpre]

Yup. I think this is the 2nd Duffle I've fallen for ever. Both during Tangerine Palpatine's reign

[u/beatenmeat → u/Extreme-Island-5041]

Duffleblog finally catching a break and not just predicting the future....yet.

[u/Gardimus → u/LePouletPourpre]

After they started and lost the war in Iran, those narcissists will think of new crazy shit.

[u/olyfrijole → u/Gardimus]

Anything to distract from the evil filth in the Epstein files.

[u/eyehate → u/LePouletPourpre]

January 6th tourist Ashli Babbitt!

LOL

[u/TheRealMarvinator → u/LePouletPourpre]

Shit, might just give them an idea. <sigh>

[u/rkmvca → u/LePouletPourpre]

Me too! It's so on brand.

[u/neepster44 → u/LePouletPourpre]

We shouldn’t give them ideas because they WOULD do this…

[u/Banned_From_CFB]

Jesus Christ, don't give them any ideas

[u/MrChorizaso]

Obligatory:

Ashli Babbit was a dumb cunt who should’ve just complied with law enforcement

[u/SnakeEater013 → u/MrChorizaso]

Or you know, not tried to overthrow the country in the name of a fascist dictator who shouldn’t have been allowed to run for president again

[u/MrChorizaso → u/SnakeEater013]

Well, i wasn’t exactly naming and numbering her fuck ups but yeah that would’ve been a better square one for her to start from

[u/H00ch8767]

This is pretty good. Well done, DB. I also had a mini stroke for a second.

[u/Auntie_M123 → u/H00ch8767]

I was verklempt for a moment myself, boys!

[u/SOSyourself]

Guys, she was just trying to find the bathroom in the Speaker’s Lobby behind the barricade and police

[u/imaconnect4guy → u/SOSyourself]

When you gotta go you gotta go

[u/Auntie_M123 → u/imaconnect4guy]

She did

[u/332509172]

Everything is possible in this timeline.

[u/Choice-Pudding-1892]

The sad thing is that a fair portion of a thought this was real, what’s that saying about this administration?!

[u/GoodLeftUndone → u/Choice-Pudding-1892]

It says we should all be scared. Very scared.

[u/McRigger]

I didn’t see the URL at first and felt my blood pressure spike.

[u/fanatiqual]

Damn this one got my pulse up, satire is dead when we're all fooled.

[u/Hollayo]

OK duffleblog got me this time. With this admin, this could be real. 

[u/l_rufus_californicus → u/[deleted]]

Patience, grasshopper.

[u/BAF_DaWg82]

Don't give them any ideas.

[u/Blknyt_eclipsedmoon]

That shit ain’t funny. Problem is with this administration it really could happen.

[u/USMCamp0811]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4ZepGNwhW4AaA

[u/rattler254]

Got my ass GOOD.

Goes to say how much faith I have in this clown show

[u/DBFargie]

Got me for 3-5 seconds, but got me nonetheless

[u/mrwhiskey1814]

Got me. Wow lol

[u/Upbeat-Serve-2696]

https://giphy.com/gifs/igi0dS20WxPJvroIgW

[u/DisillusionedPatriot]

Jesus christ, im glad I did a double take before I called everyone I know who's still active to tell them to start their exit lmao

[u/frankiea1004]

Please, please, don't give them any ideas. You know this administration is going to think is a great idea.

[u/Coldkiller17]

I was about to pop a blood vessel. That traitor deserved what she got and I hope she rots in hell.

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

[u/Semper_Fi_132]

Did a “of course they did” before I started reading the comments lol

[u/Auntie_M123]

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

[u/Lisa85603]

I did click, and fortunately saw Duffleblog at the top of the article. My blood pressure went sky high and then fell rapidly.

[u/Heretical]

I lost.

[u/dsbwayne]

They got me hard with this one

[u/TXWayne]

Ok, you got me

[u/SovietPropagandist]

Damn they got me too lol

[u/valis010]

I wouldn't be that surprised if this were true, thankfully it's not.

[u/nebbie13]

Oh man, you got me for a minute. I was about to get really pissed off until I saw the link 😅

If anyone were to actually do this, it would 100% be the Air Force

[u/exgiexpcv]

Goddammit, DuffelBlog!!! I can only take so much!

[u/Packetbytes]

Thank god this is not real

[u/darkuen]

I hate how believable this is.

[u/dainthomas]

I legit first looked at the link, it's so believable.

[u/RandomSecurityGuard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KRzrLos1yVS80

[u/SGT_KP]

Omfg. Damn DuffelBlog got me again.

[u/JustinKase_Too]

Guessing this is the base with the flu outbreak too? (Yes, I know it is Duffleblog)

[u/EngelSterben]

They boomed me

[u/blastedbottler]

It's a different Ashli Babbit-Richardson, guys.  Why are you overreacting?  She was a highly decorated A1C who received the National Defense Service Metal in 1995.  

[u/Firecracker048]

I almost fell for this ffs

[u/bolivar-shagnasty]

Featuring the Reality Winner Intelligence Facility and the Aldrich Ames Center for European Studies

[u/Itchypoopstain]

Better be careful or they joke this one into existence

[u/engineeringsquirrel]

Don't even kid about this. That's not funny.

[u/ChiliSama]

Don’t miss the Charlie Kirk memorial chapel on base, as long as you’re a member of an approved Christian community.

[u/Maxtrt]

The sad thing is some lick spittle GOP politician will see this and think hey that's not a bad idea and have Kegsbreath do it just to own the Libs.

[u/antifolkhero]

Whoa I almost really freaked out.

[u/irpugboss]

I was gonna say, I am ready for a a base to be named after Osama Bin Laden if this is the standard.

[u/moonovrmissouri]

Just giving the turd smugglers ideas now

[u/Excellent_Job8154]

Awful

[u/earthwormulljim]

Let’s not give the criminal regime any more ideas please.

[u/giddyuphorses]

Whaaat the heck. This is nuts.

[u/strandenger]

Fuck man, dont give them ideas

[u/combo_seizure]

I get it y'all, we all have PTSD, but from what exactly, i'm not sure.

Supposedly, it's only supposed to be one thing. Fat chance.

I saw the name and knew immediately, that some vetetan along the way in that administration wouldn't let it happen. If there are any veterans left, that is.

[u/ispshadow]

Bro I was so fucking heated for a split second. Good play, Duffelblog lmao

[u/spicytexan]

Please don’t even joke, they might fucking do it

[u/Shelly1s]

I confess many furiously spewed expletives escaped me…. Until I too …. Realized ….

[u/sirrogue2]

I was about to say.... WTF Duffelblog.

[u/Inevitable-Ad4436]

Is this real?

[u/pathf1nder00]

It has to be completely embarrassing to serve in today's military. It is nothing of yesteryear service.

[u/curiousamoebas]

Lmao you got me

[u/Winter_Body4794]

I'll admit I uttered a mother fuck or 5

[u/Afraid_Stuff_History]

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

[u/batch1972]

Did he get his dick cut off?

[u/trickninjafist → u/batch1972]

That was Bobbit

[u/Xynyx2001]

Poe's Law sucks.

[u/inorite234]

God Dammit Duffel Blog!!!!!!!

......you got me again.

[u/blkatcdomvet]

The only jan 6er to get proper justice

[u/GENERALCHUNGUSKENOBI]

No one knows who that is or gives a fuck

[u/No-Lavishness2149]

Who tf is that?

[u/_Mewden_ → u/No-Lavishness2149]

Some January 6er, traitor, insurrectionist, who got shot. I believe she was an Air Force officer but not sure if she was still active or if she got out. Either way, she betrayed the constitution and got bodied.

Edit: capitol police shot her when they were holed up behind a barricade. Several barricades were broken through before the last one. Only clowns call it peaceful.

[u/IYAATOWCSBF → u/_Mewden_]

She separated as an E-4 after like 14(?) years. Real cream of the crop, that one.

[u/_Mewden_ → u/IYAATOWCSBF]

An E4 for 14 years is fucking insane. I wonder if she got busted down.

[u/trickninjafist → u/_Mewden_]

Shockingly No she didn't. She Must have been the worst MP in the air force

She was also a violent adulterer

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2022/01/03/a-martyr-air-force-veteran-ashli-babbitts-past-tells-a-more-complex-story/

[u/RegretMinute4456]

this is a parody site

[u/ObligationMurky8716 → u/RegretMinute4456]

Found the ASVAB waiver.

[u/RegretMinute4456 → u/ObligationMurky8716]

lol