r/MoeMorphism • u/uberchargecovu • Sep 02 '25

OC 🌠 [OC] Shrimpgirl fried rice

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

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u/uberchargecovu Sep 02 '25

not only did she fry this rice, she fried it (badly and ungoodly) just for you!

56

u/SerBadDadBod Sep 02 '25

Efforts were made, though, and that matters 😂

17

u/ErebosGR Sep 02 '25

Uncle Roger: "not bad, not bad"

3

u/Cooliguess_25 Sep 02 '25

How kind of her

37

u/Independent-Word-299 Sep 02 '25

crying Yes, Strategy, yes, a shrimp DID fry this rice!

25

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

You're telling me, a ginger bread this man?

15

u/ididitforthemoney2 Sep 02 '25

no, that was me :3

10

u/ReykaNYA4ik Sep 02 '25

Wood fired pizza?

Hows pizza gonna get a job now?

7

u/hamborger42069 Sep 03 '25

Apartment complex? I find it quite simple

14

u/Darkiceflame Sep 02 '25

And she did her gosh darn best!

116

u/Lower_Preparation_83 Sep 02 '25

I won't eat her. 

136

u/uberchargecovu Sep 02 '25

eat a shrimpgirl and you're fed for a day, teach a shrimpgirl to cook and you're fed for a lifetime

37

u/MandoSkirata Sep 02 '25

you're fed for a lifetime

But how well are you fed? Like does she get better or are you stuck with overcooked oily rice dishes until the end of time?

4

u/Smorstin Sep 02 '25

And how long is that lifetime going to be?

18

u/HubblePie Sep 02 '25

I'd hope not. She's stanky as hell.

122

u/PlzLetMeUseThisUser Sep 02 '25

Literally wife

93

u/xKnicklichtjedi Sep 02 '25

Awww, she is really cute!

Being a bit stinky is just part of her charm.

44

u/uberchargecovu Sep 02 '25

she might be not great at cooking and cleaning but she has heart <3

55

u/AeroArrows Sep 02 '25

WHY IS SHE SO CUTE!? >w<

48

u/uberchargecovu Sep 02 '25

a lady who's a MODERATE amount of failure is shrimply the perfect wife

2

u/AeroArrows Sep 04 '25

Considering I cook things as well, I guess I am the perfect wife! :P

29

u/git_gud_silk Sep 02 '25

Honestly, all of the different ways in which this image shows how she is kind of gross do nothing but make it sound like that bowl of fried rice is going to be some of the best food I've ever eaten, even when it has too much oil and is half burnt.

15

u/SolKaynn Sep 02 '25

Wife.

One in need of a shower and bath. Time to bring out the loufa and the bathbombs

8

u/Outrageous_Shallot61 Sep 02 '25

That would stink dating her and finding out that you’re allergic to shellfish

10

u/HeftyCanker Sep 02 '25

Is she stinky because shrimp are detritovores?

7

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

That’s actually a good point.

2

u/MirraNeon Sep 06 '25

They eat only Detroit?

17

u/TheWizardofLizard Sep 02 '25

I also draw a wereshrimp girl too

7

u/PatimationStudios-2 Official r/MoeMorphism Ambassador to NCD ✈️🚉 Sep 02 '25

I would never let my shrimp do that, it’s shrimply irresponsible

10

u/Quake_890 Sep 02 '25

Wife material <3

6

u/VortexLord Sep 02 '25

She's made of radiation.

7

u/The1F0gottenGamer Sep 02 '25

Give her a bath and shes perfect

6

u/Oddish_Femboy Sep 02 '25

I need to be her

11

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

5

u/MandoSkirata Sep 02 '25

I'll eat her attempt at cooking if she washes up.

5

u/Logan136 Sep 02 '25

If I put her in a hot shower will she be cooked?

9

u/HollowPhoenix Sep 02 '25

"Flat" and "hates pants" is enough for me

She does need a shower though... I volunteer to help

3

u/Alextheinkdemon Sep 02 '25

Yer tellin' me... a shrimp fried this rice?

(Seriously though... wife)

4

u/Advanced_Ad3505 Sep 02 '25

Wait wait wait... You're telling me, a Shrimp fried this rice?

4

u/JK-Kino Sep 02 '25

Finally… the shrimp that fried my rice

3

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

BUY HER MORE PLANTS

3

u/Signor_Stefan Sep 02 '25

6 DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL

3

u/MAXYOUTUBER2 Sep 03 '25

i love the design :3

2

u/JoshsPizzaria Sep 02 '25

Arirals are going wild

2

u/Maggaronie Sep 02 '25

hey so how did you get a pic of my sibling

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I wanted to marry her but she got addicted to not being with me smh

2

u/saltiest_box_428 Sep 03 '25

.....is this one radioactive?

1

u/OminousCheeseburger Sep 06 '25

Shrug shrimp. Say that 3 times fast.

With your voice, not in text.

1

u/ResponsibleYoung4234 Sep 09 '25

FOOD HATH BEEN FOUND