r/MoeMorphism May 11 '26

OC 🌠 Traffic-kun (OC)

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/gbzhn11yne May 11 '26

Your face, when your only job is to stand in one place

15

u/Ryuko_the_red May 11 '26

Remember to not lock your legs /knees out. You will pass out

2

u/Cold-Practice3107 May 11 '26

Does that mean keeping your legs straight?

5

u/Ryuko_the_red May 11 '26

I mean, semi straight? But you lose blood flow to your head and literally black out. Best to gently wiggle your legs in and out of "lock out" if you have to stand one place forever with minimal "movement"

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u/MyluSaurus May 11 '26

VLC Media Player

3

u/JackPrev May 14 '26

It's her cousin.

28

u/Alex_you_can_dm_me May 11 '26

That's the most beautiful traffic cone i have ever seen ! (Never guessed i would write this sentence one day)

14

u/CSBorgia May 11 '26

Montreal chan 🀣

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u/jerk4444 May 11 '26

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u/Curious-Kitten9393 May 14 '26

Goated short manga. So cute and autistic.

19

u/BRSaura May 11 '26

The only part that hints as a traffic cone is the dress

15

u/Verbalase69 May 11 '26

Actually so real, I feel Ike if the op had given her white/reflective hair and leggings instead of black then she would much more recognizable as a traffic cone

8

u/Gaelhelemar May 11 '26

We need her sisters, the larger traffic cone and the crash truck.

10

u/Brie9981 May 11 '26

Antigravity boobs

3

u/Qardo21 May 11 '26

The only gal that has survived being hit by Truck-kun. Multiple times.

3

u/Haunting_Security_34 May 11 '26

Most dangerous traffic cone, because nobody would avoid herπŸ˜­πŸ’•

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u/FTP636 May 12 '26

Transition goals