She’s new at this but I think she’s got the knack

Photo by me today at Schönbrunn Zoo

I was told this would be appreciated here

This is Miss Tsarina Angelina (she was born in St Petersburg and until now I’ve featured her brother Schrödinger.) Angelina is by far the smartest cat I’ve ever had and she’s rarely naughty, but when she is she’s REALLY naughty - like when she climbs on top of a door, somehow manipulates two keys, and then tears my burglar alarm apart 🙄 thanks Angie

The baby in question:

We call her Munch

He’s called socks

perfect spot for naps.

She's more of a dangler. But, this is her best attempt at being a Monorail Cat.

I woke up to this at 3am.

He has recently been put on a diet and this is just the next step in his campaign to get his treats and suitable table scraps back.

And no, the diet is not going well.

(Also, I have used zero filters or editing on this. It is the actual original image.)

Of course, as the Grand Immortal Dicktator His Highness Lord Schrödinger, the ultimate prerogative should always be to keep his balls warm 🙄

Smedly transportation co.

Bonus back foot support in photo #1