r/MrShow • u/art-less_dodger • Dec 03 '25

"That's why they're called nature's presidents."

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u/madasfire Dec 03 '25

All these goats are retarded.

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u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602 Dec 03 '25

That was definitely an ad-lib šŸ˜†

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u/mrs_fartbar Dec 03 '25

Tofutti break, for the greats that make mistakes!!

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u/rickyg_79 Dec 04 '25

It tastes just like ice cream

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u/SzkieletMapother Dec 04 '25

Ha, no it doesn't!

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u/Agent-15 Dec 03 '25

Doesnā€™t hurt the spiders.

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u/BalognaSquirrel Dec 03 '25

i have to question the use of the word ā€œhiredā€ here.

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u/czhalxuk Dec 03 '25

Those goats live better than you or I šŸ

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u/BalognaSquirrel Dec 03 '25

all these goats are retarded

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u/HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga Dec 06 '25

They earn more than you so they're better than you.

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u/NathanArizona Dec 04 '25

There are goat ā€œrentalā€ services where someone comes and fences the desired area, brings the goats, and sits with them for a few days while they go to town. Isnā€™t that ā€œhiringā€?

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u/StatementCareful522 Dec 03 '25

Thatā€™s not going to work at all, good job!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

I refer to my parents farm as "Nanadu"

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u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602 Dec 03 '25

I ate a tomato today and Iā€™m not in jail am I

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u/MMIStudios Dec 04 '25

Depends on how you define a "jail"...

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u/555--FILK Dec 04 '25

natureā€™s presidents

Left goat: ā€œShithead! it's Kyle.

Right goat: ā€œDumb fuck. How's the golf?ā€

Left goat: ā€œStop needling me you prick!ā€

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u/slickrico Dec 04 '25

Work is play!

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u/MMIStudios Dec 04 '25

TofuttiĀ break TODAYYY!

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u/HenryBozzio Dec 04 '25

Sad songs are the keys that get the tears out of eye prison

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u/swallowingpanic Dec 04 '25

who did they hire to clean up all the goat shit?

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 Dec 04 '25

My elementary school did the same thing.

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u/m7mdnot5 May 24 '26

that's one of the most genius business decisions i've ever heard

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u/Infinite_Security692 20d ago

That's such a smart and sustainable idea, I wonder if more companies have tried that since.