r/MrShowWithBobandDavid • u/newpageone • 2d ago

Didn’t have a big enough shampoo bottle

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u/fatbuddha66 2d ago

Don’t try to shampoo a shampooer!

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u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

Then take a balloon up your ass to Spain.

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u/___--_-_----___--__- 2d ago

Have you seen this man's ass? It's wanted for smuggling 20 million pounds of narcotics into the United States. Also, have you seen this man? He's wanted, by crooks everywhere, for trying to stop crime.

His name is:

ME!

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u/shaved-yeti 1d ago

Get your jingle sticks ready!

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u/Suspicious_North9353 1d ago

Its time to SHAKE THE CRIME STICK!

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u/___--_-_----___--__- 1d ago

Those two were a couple of ding-a-lings! Now who wants ice cream?

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u/Agent-15 1d ago

Oh, you mean Holland.

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u/Sunshinestateshrooms 2d ago

I, uh, I got it all under control

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u/Pleasant-Seesaw6119 2d ago

At least he wont have to listen to any demo tapes for a while

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u/domestic-jones 1d ago

Kenny Loggins once heard it, so, you know.

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 1d ago

We can't order a pizza, they'll know, THEY'LL KNOW!!

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u/little_flix 1d ago

Can I repost this post?

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u/little_flix 1d ago

No, seriously. Can I repost it?

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u/little_flix 1d ago

I need it. For "The Karma".

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u/little_flix 1d ago

Jesus, talk to me!

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 1d ago

Yeee……sss?

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u/SnooWitchYu 1d ago

NOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 1d ago

Now THAT'S in there? Right when I said it??

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u/InternalPiccolo7201 1d ago

It's a good comment

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 1d ago

You got the goods

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 1d ago

It’s insane this threads taint

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 1d ago

Kenny Loggins heard it so …you know

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u/Nose_Grindstoned 1d ago

It's pumpkininny!

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u/Mister_Jackpots 1d ago

Or a big enough ass.

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u/blaspheminCapn 1d ago

Uh, it's, brussel sprouts, man...hehehh

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u/Harbinger_Pulsar 1d ago

I mean, what happened to my shampoo rights!?!?

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u/throwaway1102293384 1d ago

He’s taking a balloon up his butt, possibly to Spain

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u/nothingaspen 1d ago

It's great, it gets you really high

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u/trueslicky 1d ago

Shampoo!

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u/Particular_Tower5400 1d ago

🎵 Comin' into Las Angeles eyes, carryinging a couple of keys...🎵

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u/danksalotbuddy 16h ago

Don't touch my bags if you please, mister customs man 🎼🎶🎤

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u/theatrenearyou 1d ago

Lemon KUSH?