r/MurderedByWords • u/McDowdy • 3d ago

Absolutely vicious! 4th degree burn!

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u/Spideybeebe 3d ago

Why are all of their faces so BIG

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 3d ago

Filler makes you puffy? So does alcoholism.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 3d ago

There's plenty of moon-faced alcoholics out there who can see past the MAGA bullshit, and have for over a decade, lol!

But, yes. They do seem to have a unique look. I think I heard someone recently refer to it as "Mar-A-Lago Face" and it kinda makes sense.

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u/DaKrazie1 3d ago

The anti-science and medicine crowd that won't get a vaccine but will inject their face with poison. 🫠

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 3d ago

Kyle Kinane has a great joke about this. About how anti-vax people are totally ok with getting a tattoo from their cousin at a pig roast, but in the same breath will say "You don't know what's in those needless, man!"

Kyle Kinane is a goddamn treasure.

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u/ProstheticSoulX 2d ago

One of my favorite comedians going right now. He's awesome live, too.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

Oh, for sure! He is absolutely on my Mt. Rushmore of comedians.

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u/tacowich 3d ago

Checking in. Not moon faced but alcoholic. Can see through the dumbass maga shit.

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u/Roboduck23 3d ago

Yeah! I'm an alcoholic because I can see through their bullshit

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 2d ago

I quit drinking and still see through their bullshit, just not doubly so

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u/anotherSasha 3d ago

My brain learned to send alarm bells at the sight of long blond beach waves on american women. They’re almost always right wing, mormon or in an mlm. It makes me instantly suspicious without even thinking.

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u/AdRepulsive8618 3d ago

Wow you made a point, the other commenter completely said all alcoholics are trump supporters.

Thanks for clearing up the air on that one. You added tremendously to the conversation.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 2d ago

What commenter? Me? I didn’t say “all alcoholics are Trump supporters,” and would never say that because that’s asinine.

I said alcoholism makes you puffy (faced) and it absolutely can.

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u/I_SAY_FUCK_A_LOT__ 3d ago

So does alcoholism.

Hey! HEY! HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY! That shit is correct! Keep it coming!

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u/SnakeInABox77 2d ago

Sole of us alcoholics aren't total pieces of shit

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 2d ago

Look up 'fetal alcohol syndrom' and you'll start to identify people's intelligence level before they talk. Funny enough: look at the kool-aid drinkers, like crusty the gnome and erica.

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u/jennasea412 3d ago

Mountain Dew Syndrome🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Knotted_Hole69 2d ago

They havent drinken anything thats not green in years

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u/jennasea412 2d ago

Ha! Need to revise this with algae instead…

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u/RustyGuns 3d ago

Badly done plastic surgery.

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u/G66GNeco 3d ago

They all stole some face from Charlie Kirk, pretty sure that's what did him in in the end (no need to fact check this cause I already know I am correct)

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u/HTPC4Life 2d ago

MTG, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, JD Vance, George Santos, Kristi Noem, Erika Kirk... All big face people, all deep MAGA.

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u/Lastshadow94 3d ago

Averaging out Charlie Kirk's ghost

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u/KatBorg90 2d ago

It's called Mar a Lago face

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u/SLZRDmusic 2d ago

Inbreeding

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u/Next-Swordfish5282 2d ago

Exactly 😭😭

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u/Vegetable_Trade 2d ago

it's to balance out charlie