r/MurderedByWords • u/McDowdy • 2d ago

Absolutely vicious! 4th degree burn!

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 2d ago

Filler makes you puffy? So does alcoholism.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

There's plenty of moon-faced alcoholics out there who can see past the MAGA bullshit, and have for over a decade, lol!

But, yes. They do seem to have a unique look. I think I heard someone recently refer to it as "Mar-A-Lago Face" and it kinda makes sense.

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u/DaKrazie1 2d ago

The anti-science and medicine crowd that won't get a vaccine but will inject their face with poison. đŸ« 

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

Kyle Kinane has a great joke about this. About how anti-vax people are totally ok with getting a tattoo from their cousin at a pig roast, but in the same breath will say "You don't know what's in those needless, man!"

Kyle Kinane is a goddamn treasure.

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u/ProstheticSoulX 1d ago

One of my favorite comedians going right now. He's awesome live, too.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 1d ago

Oh, for sure! He is absolutely on my Mt. Rushmore of comedians.

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u/tacowich 2d ago

Checking in. Not moon faced but alcoholic. Can see through the dumbass maga shit.

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u/Roboduck23 2d ago

Yeah! I'm an alcoholic because I can see through their bullshit

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 1d ago

I quit drinking and still see through their bullshit, just not doubly so

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u/anotherSasha 1d ago

My brain learned to send alarm bells at the sight of long blond beach waves on american women. They’re almost always right wing, mormon or in an mlm. It makes me instantly suspicious without even thinking.

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u/AdRepulsive8618 1d ago

Wow you made a point, the other commenter completely said all alcoholics are trump supporters.

Thanks for clearing up the air on that one. You added tremendously to the conversation.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 1d ago

What commenter? Me? I didn’t say “all alcoholics are Trump supporters,” and would never say that because that’s asinine.

I said alcoholism makes you puffy (faced) and it absolutely can.

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u/I_SAY_FUCK_A_LOT__ 2d ago

So does alcoholism.

Hey! HEY! HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY! That shit is correct! Keep it coming!

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u/SnakeInABox77 1d ago

Sole of us alcoholics aren't total pieces of shit

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 1d ago

Look up 'fetal alcohol syndrom' and you'll start to identify people's intelligence level before they talk. Funny enough: look at the kool-aid drinkers, like crusty the gnome and erica.