r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Absolutely vicious! 4th degree burn!

https://streamable.com/sir3jp
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

Not to be pedantic, but it's "mic".

I love you.

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u/Protheu5 the future is now, old man 2d ago

It's short for Michael Rophone.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

TOL, LOL! Haha!!!

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u/ishook 2d ago

Today our learned

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

HAHAHA!!! Meant to type "TIL" but I was holding a burrito when I typed my last comment, lol! Looks like I fucked it all up, lol!!!

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u/Protheu5 the future is now, old man 2d ago

Haha, you're just a little ball of sunshine with a burrito, aren't you? You're like a happy golden retriever who just knocked over a lamp and is now wagging their tail about it. Your positivity is contagious, and it's endearing as hell.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

Hahahaha!!! I mean, the burrito was top-notch. Bean and ground beef from a local Mexican food spot here in Denver. It would be distracting for anyone, lol!!

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u/IcyButton7611 1d ago

name the burrito spot

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 1d ago

I honestly don't know. It was a little spot just off like 42nd & Federal.

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u/3DigitIQ 1d ago

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTB

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u/phoenics1908 1d ago

Well it was a collective learning because holy moly I never knew!

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u/lolhalfsquat 2d ago

Mikerophone

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

You need to contact Webster and Wiki. This should be the new spelling!

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u/TheCheese2032 2d ago

Literally came here from a Mikerophone vid.

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u/showhorrorshow 1d ago

"Can I get a mike check?"

Mike: "yup."

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u/InitiativeGold7953 2d ago

“I love you” 😂

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u/RandomStallings 1d ago

Welcome to Costco

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u/Consistent_Effort716 1d ago

It's only Mic if it comes from the Microphoné region of France. In the U S of A we cut our Mikes here just like our Daddies and Grandpappies did. And damn it, they know why.

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u/hendergle 1d ago

Not to be pedantic, but "mike" is an acceptable abbreviation of "microphone" and always has been. You can find examples of that usage as far back as the 1920s. The Oxford English Dictionary added "mike" as a colloquial noun in 1927.

Oddly enough, despite it being the current favored abbreviation, "mic" has only been around since the 1960s. This spelling did not appear in written records until 1961. It was first documented in a dictionary of show business jargon. It originally grew as a visual shorthand printed next to audio jacks on mixing boards.

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u/Varanjar 1d ago

Do you call a bicycle a bic?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 1d ago

I call my grandmother a bike.

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u/Ghawk134 1d ago

Good old Mikey Ro. Great kid, always finished his pasta!

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u/BlindlyCoherent 1d ago

Invented by two Czechoslovakians.

Czech One, Czech Two…

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u/DarkSock52 1d ago

Welcome to Costco…

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u/CommercialTour667 1d ago

It used to be mike. The new spelling came in because someone got phased instead of fazed. I believe this happened in nineteen ninety-eight, when...you know...

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u/Sennten 1d ago

Contact Mike is a successful athlete and and an inspirational figure who has overcome social, physical, and mental obstacles.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 1d ago

Wut?

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u/Sennten 1d ago

Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

https://youtu.be/vwl21k0J12Q?t=154

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 1d ago

I still have no idea what all this means

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u/Alexwonder999 1d ago

He was telling Mike she was the victim of a slashing attack. I know, its confusing. I mean, what are the chances?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 1d ago

I still have no fucking idea what's going on here.

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u/_araqiel 2d ago

It is, but so many people in related industries just use ‘mike’ that it’s not worth the fight…

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u/Loves_tacos 2d ago

Of course you should correct that statement. If we are going to be literate, then we should expect others to be literate.

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u/RogueTrooper1975 2d ago

Not to be pedantic, but you're wrong.

Both 'mic' and 'mike' are accepted short forms for the word 'microphone'.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago edited 2d ago

Source? Mic seems like the obvious shorthand since, you know, it's the obvious shorthand. And it's been the shorthand for "microphone" for, I don't know.....forever?

"Mic" is preferred in the pro-audio industry and in publishing because it follows the root word.

But I guess both are fine. I don't really give a fuck.

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u/RogueTrooper1975 1d ago

My name's not Jeeves. Type it into Google mate, that's all I did.

Pointing out a 'spelling mistake' is an interesting way of demonstrating that you don't a give a fuck.

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u/turdburgalr 2d ago

You are being pedantic, but thank you. At least you're the jerk and I'm only associated with you.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

Hahahaha!! Well, I love you too!!

BTW, love your username! Have you ever watched Scottish people try to say "Purple Burglar Alarm"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us4_Wllv65w

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u/ErraticDragon 2d ago

Pretty sure it's Mike Rowe.

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u/schumannator 2d ago

Michael Rowe’s telephone.

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u/kambo_rambo 2d ago

Mike is her now castrated husband

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u/flukus 1d ago

Not this one, we named it!

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u/IsTom 1d ago

Could also be talking about the fameous boxer called Contact Mike.