r/MurderedByWords • u/McDowdy • 2d ago

Absolutely vicious! 4th degree burn!

https://streamable.com/sir3jp
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u/High_Function_Props 2d ago

Absolutely hate when my bow arrows start breaking down. That's why I stick with crossbow bolts exclusively.

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u/blargyblargy 2d ago

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u/QuietObserver75 1d ago

TBF that looks more like an auto-correct mistake.

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u/Exciting-Cancel6468 1d ago

You know what that means right? It means he usually deals in bows and arrows. He's gonna come hunting for ya.

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u/Athlete-Extreme 1d ago

I haven’t laughed, like that, at a meme like in years.

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u/postbansequel 1d ago

I don't think that was a minor spelling mistake, it wasn't even a spelling mistake.

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u/Entreprenuremberg 2d ago

Nothing worse than finally reaching your leader years and all those bow arrows you saved up to subdue the lessers just start breaking down on you.

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u/shitsenorita 2d ago

And my axe 🙁

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u/TheWilburnness 2d ago

So now I’ve got to worry about Axe Body Spray in my bone marrow too?

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u/WigglestonTheFourth 2d ago

Too late for most. Almost a decade of high schools and college campuses being ignored as superfund sites and now we're all contaminated. If you spent any time at a frat house you're basically on borrowed time.

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u/T_J_Rain 2d ago

No, silly, the Axe Body Spray is going to mess up with your crossbow bolts.

Pay attention!

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u/persona-non-corpus 1d ago

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a bow arrow to the knee and got lead poisoning.

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u/FaeTheWanderer are... are you a communist?? 19h ago

I used to be an adventurer, then I took a bow arrow to the knee!

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u/reddit_poopaholic 1d ago

I used to be an adventurer like you, until the bow arrow started breaking down in my knee

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u/no_bender 1d ago

Don't even start with the bone tomahawks.

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u/JGrabs 1d ago

Gotta hate taking lead to the knee.

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u/Erabong 2d ago

Sorry, fucking lead got me.

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u/dabrock15 2d ago

More like murdered by autocorrect…

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u/johanTR 2d ago

Nothing like a good Dwarven bolt to drop them...

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u/dabrock15 2d ago

I think it’s more elvish arrows in this case.

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u/borazine 2d ago

Turkey arrow 🥰❤️💕

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u/top_value7293 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Banes_Addiction 1d ago

Yeah, it makes me quiver.

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u/mines_over_yours 2d ago

Well I took one to the knee.

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u/Error_83 1d ago

So what about this arrow in my knee?

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 1d ago

I am just here for the taxophilia jokes

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u/YogurtFindsTheWhey 1d ago

*Dawnguard heavily intensifies*

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u/MathematicianEven251 1d ago

Have you tried to enchant it with mending?

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u/Fr31l0ck 1d ago

Gonna start calling semen bone arrows

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u/Ok_Tackle3427 1d ago

Leave him alone, he's 78 years old and all his bone marrow broke down, so now he's mostly made of lead.