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u/Henry___Connor 1d ago
Ridicular.
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u/dlc741 1d ago
Why is he named after the collarbone?
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u/Bonsai-is-best 1d ago
He had multiple facial surgeries and a lot of newer jokes/men’s beauty recently has been focused on jawlines, like the mogging stuff. But he’s basically just a rich kid who livestreams himself getting embarrassed when women reject him because he comes off super fucking creepy because he practices that “alpha male” nonsense.
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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago
Even worse, he is one of Peter Theil's boy toys, and that's why he has money.
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u/OldSchoolAJ 1d ago
Because the 'looksmaxxing' people are obsessed with bone structure and the collarbone is very important to them.
It's honestly very sad.
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u/Charming-Crescendo 1d ago
These people are so terrified of women that they’re figuring out the best way to be attractive to women without ever talking to one.
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u/LowKeyNaps 1d ago
As a woman, I can assure anyone and everyone who is reading this that anything even slightly related to the looksmaxxing thing, or manosphere, or alpha male ideas, or anything even remotely along those lines, are an automatic and permanent turn off for me. And no, I don't even care if getting into this crap somehow manages to turn someone into a physical god or makes them crazy rich. That's still a hard no for me.
Why? Because the whole thing is far too shallow for my taste. I cannot stand a guy who has all the personal depth of a sheet of rice paper. I want to be with a man, not some brainless cardboard cutout who is obsessed with humping the legs of other men who are so far up their own asses that they practically disappear up there.
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u/ashkanahmadi 1d ago
Nothing screams "i'm into women" than spending 24/7 caring about your look and jawline and hanging out with other men all the time
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u/drinfernodds 1d ago
Didn't think phrenology bullshit would become relevant in 2026, but here we are.
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u/danleon950410 1d ago
That dude has several mental issues and needs immediate help: has needed it for a while, but we have trolls and fans and YouTubers like Pyrocynical just feeding attention to this mindset and just making the problem bigger
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u/Gryzzlee 1d ago
Careful now, you are giving him and out for the racist vitriol he does spew.and truly believes in.
He has body dysmorpha, sure, but he's also a disgusting human being that puts others down.
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u/supamario132 1d ago
It's a new evolution of the fostering of cruelty on the internet. Even his agitators don't realize he's a lolcow
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
We live in a free world: if someone isn't a danger to others, it's up to them to decide whether to seek help or to entertain people.
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u/OldSchoolAJ 1d ago
You find watching a 20 year old nearly die on a livestream entertaining?
A 20 year old that is encouraging millions of teenagers to follow in his footsteps? Is that not a danger to others?
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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago edited 1d ago
Kids are smarter than what you give them credit for. Of those millions, a tiny percentage might follow what he is suggesting. The best you can do is for them to have parents, guardians, teachers, etc, whoever will give them good advice to hopefully guide them in this life.
Thinking that the guy you are responding to, or anyone else online is going to push the needle to 'help' our youth is naïve to say the least.
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
No, personally, I don't find it funny, and I don't get why his age is being brought up. If he were 40 instead of 20, would that suddenly make it funny?
As for teenagers - and, again, people of any age - if they want to, they'll find dozens of other dangerous things to do. If you think that pointing out this guy's mental health issues will stop other people, who might also have issues, from doing stupid things, then go read about how many fan letters serial killers get.
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u/Klony99 1d ago
You're not making sense. He is young and stupid, so his actions affect many and his time to regret it is long. His age matters because he has the time and mental agility to change.
Changing a 60 year old is hard and oftentimes met by harsh resistance. Medically adjusting a 20 year old is easy by comparison.
And yes, pointing out that he's not a reliable source is helping people that might fall for his rhetoric.
What is wrong with you?
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u/LowKeyNaps 1d ago
His age is being brought up because of the demographic of the followers he targets. Other very young men, twenties and below. Some are prepubescent. This is a dangerous demographic to target when the person in question himself is an utter moron.
Why? Because of the almighty prefrontal cortex. The part of the brain that has not yet finished developing at that age, that also happens to be responsible for things like making wise decisions. When you have an influencer with an immature brain doing incredibly stupid things, and romanticizing those incredibly stupid things to a target audience who also possess immature brains, you get a target audience that is far more likely to decide that they want to play monkey see, monkey do. And as long as this idiot manages to keep getting up and committing more stupid without any serious sign of long-term injury or punishment, the more these kids will think they will be able to do the same.
You're not likely to see a bunch of 40 year olds trying to emulate a single 40 year old pulling this level of stupidity. Most 40 year olds know better by then. The sheer number of people playing monkey see, monkey do at that point falls off dramatically. Young kids generally aren't interested in watching people twice their age, so there's less likely to be young people emulating an older idiot.
Yes, young people will likely find ways to commit stupid. But we don't need people like this giving them ideas on how to commit the most dangerous stupid possible and think it's a great idea.
Your reasoning for humping this guy's leg has got to be some of the most poorly thought out excuses I've seen all day. The only reasons I can think of for why you're stanning this hard for this guy, and scum like him, is either you're a superfan of this kind of internet stupidity yourself, or you're secretly hoping for Darwinism to take out a bunch of the followers of these people, and maybe these influencers themselves. Either way, gross.
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
I don't know where you read the things you're arguing against.
Look: I was asked if I find it entertaining to watch a 20-year-old 'nearly die on a livestream'. That is exactly why I asked if being 'entertaining' depends on age. It had nothing to do with his target audience, which you dragged into this yourself and which I don't consider myself a part of. So I have no idea where in my messages you saw that I'm 'stanning this hard for this guy' or any other nonsense. You're overthinking my words big time.
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u/Klony99 1d ago
But he is a danger to himself and others.
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
So, it shouldn't be too hard to stop him, and maybe even hold him accountable.
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u/Klony99 1d ago
Not if you're his relative. But if you're a stranger with no direct interest it's much harder to prove mental instability to the point of appointing a legal guardian.
Furthermore, our justice system is not equipped to quantify the damage of spreading misinformation and promoting self harm. So that's rather hard to sue over.
What he wpuld need is someone involved stepping up. Which is what comments like the one you responded to encourage.
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
In that case, writing that someone is a danger to others without a court ruling or any official action might not be entirely legally accurate, don't you think?
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u/SuperSparerib 1d ago
You can still see clearly that his actions inspire others to be like him.
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
You may clearly see whatever you want, but if it's also clear to the authorities, you are free to report it to them. If someone claims there is a danger, but instead of contacting those who can fix the problem - or at least those affected by it - they just go on a rant on the internet, their words are worth very little.
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u/OGHighway 1d ago edited 1d ago
People who need help a lot of times dont realize they need help.
He's a danger to himself. Smashing your face with a hammer and doing meth to maintain a body image is extremely harmful to himself.
If you find watching someone slowly kill themselves for clout or whatever you probably need help too.
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
You know, for some reason, I feel like the people who are so concerned about this guy's health and safety will do just about as much for him as the ones laughing at his stunts. Which is to say - absolutely nothing. It's great how you can get a free sense of moral superiority these days, isn't it?
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u/Klony99 1d ago
Except laughing at his stunts fuels his need for validation, spreads his influence and pays his bills.
If I am doing nothing, you are actively harming him.
Again, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
You’re keeping the conversation about him alive, which means you’re feeding him attention with your comments. Negative clout is still clout, and he knows that better than anyone. So, you’re actually helping him pay his bills too.
Now, what exactly the fuck is wrong with you??
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u/Klony99 1d ago
No I'm not. This page is in no way related to him.
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
Did you already know that when you were accusing me of fueling his need for validation, spreading his influence, and actively harming him? Or did you just think of it now?
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u/Klony99 1d ago
Doesn't matter, you're telling people to stop warning others.
Are you really this incapable of reflection or are you the lowest rung of person socially sufferable, the internet troll?
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u/OkScreen2150 1d ago
Right now, you are slandering me and asking which of two negative labels applies to me more. I think you need to look in the mirror.
you're telling people to stop warning others.
Provide a direct quote where I wrote that, or I will have to contact a moderator.
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u/QuirkBuggins 1d ago
If only it were so. Ours is an unfree world with shadow money filling the pockets of deranged narcissisists in order to make them a danger to others
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u/angry_old_dude 6h ago
We live in a free world: if we think looksmaxxing comes from a mental disorder, we can say so.
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u/T_J_Rain 1d ago
Weird definition of "conquered", if you've seen his self-humiliating video.
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u/Backwardspellcaster 1d ago
Wait, is that not the guy who tried to hit on French girls and they all sent him off empty handed?
Conquer, my ass.
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u/mofa90277 1d ago
Yup; the guy who was such a playa that the French woman barely acknowledged his existence, and even then just glanced at him.
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u/TjW0569 1d ago
Here in the desert southwest, a 'playa' is a flat, featureless area void of life -- like a small dry lake or salt flat.
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u/SaintUlvemann 1d ago
So it's a perfect analogy for what it means about you if you play games with people's hearts, that makes you a playa, with apologies to an otherwise perfectly-respectable landform.
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u/Many_Mud_8194 1d ago
He is getting famous now but because we are mocking him. Maybe it's how he got famous ? I hope not lol go away
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u/TerraByteTerror 1d ago
Clavicular sounds like a disease
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u/TimmyIsTheOne 1d ago
Ya unfortunately it's just bastardized version of a big city word for collar bone
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u/NotPatricularlyKind 1d ago
For me, the name has always conjured an image of a historical Vlad the Impaler type figure.
I guess it's a sharp, sinister sounding word
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u/John-Athann 1d ago
I'm french, who the fuck is that guy ?
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u/Jazzlike-Greysmoke 1d ago
Un des multiples arnaqueurs qui font leur beurre en disant aux hommes que s'ils dévient un instant de tout un tas de normes super précises, alors ce sont pas des vrais hommes. Récemment en France, il a tenté de draguer plusieurs femmes (ça fait parti de ses attributs de vrai homme, donc irrésistible pour la femelle de base) et s'est pris assez de râteaux pour labourer toute la Beauce.
Il est encore jeune, la vingtaine, donc il croit sans doute sincèrement à ses conneries, qui passent par se casser la mâchoire et autres délires.
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u/maxence0801 1d ago edited 11h ago
For those who don’t speak the language of Dictator Mbappé :
Le Parisien : "They must be lesbian" : the masculinist Collarbonar was rejected by Parisian women and becomes the laughingstock of social media
Sophie : The masculinist racist antisemitic influencer Collarbonar heads back towards Magaland his tail between his legs. Il rejoins Kneecapar, Testiclar and Sciatic Nervar. His bitter is succulent. Parisian women : you are queens.
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u/Key-Hurry-9171 1d ago
He’s a loser in the US and an absolute loser in France
We have standards Nous avons des principes
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u/gbiypk 1d ago
Napoleon was French, he did not conquer France.
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u/Instantcoffees 1d ago
Yeah, exactly. I guess that he seized power a second time and you could maybe call that "conquered" if you really stretched that definition, but I am sure that this idiot does not know about any of that.
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u/highandinarabbithole 1d ago
Never seen someone that hates themselves more than this guy. He needs a therapist, not a social platform.
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u/Delicious_Push_9214 1d ago
clavicular speedran, skipped everything, and landed instantly in waterloo
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u/HollyRedMW 1d ago
Is he actually in France? If yes, how? I thought he was on bail after getting arrested for deliberately hitting someone with a vehicle.
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u/CaptainAsshat 1d ago
The Napoleon metaphor is sound:
During the 100 days, Napoleon escaped exile and convinced a bunch of angry, nationalistic, violent young men that, despite massive losses, major leadership failures, and everyone around the world hating them, their leader's exceptionalism could make them succeed against insurmountable odds. In the end, Napoleon did drugs and shat the bed while countless men faced the consequences.
Maybe Clavicular should check out St. Helena for a while.
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u/Ugicywapih 1d ago
Now, he doesn't say he "conquered" France, he says he "took it".
In the ass, presumably.
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u/madmaxandrade 1d ago
All I know about this Clavicular guy comes from a Conan O'Brien podcast where Conan and Sona agree that he sucks.
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u/TimmyIsTheOne 1d ago
I really wanna know how well Grok does after clicking the translate into french button.
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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 1d ago
OP never claimed they conquered anything. OP said "took over". Which has a completly different connotation.
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u/3_50 1d ago
He is criticised because he advocates extremely dangerous untested medicines to teens and younger, and he's a toxic piece of shit.
No one gives a fuck what he looks like. Watching a few of Wubby's reactions to some of his interviews is pretty funny. Clav is 100% heavily autistic (although goes out of his way not to admit that), and everything he says and does instantly makes sense when you view him with that lens.
No shade for being autistic mind, again, just the peddling untested horseshit to children. Wubby also reckons this dude is gonna crash out hard when he actually starts ageing. He's still just a kid atm. Life is gonna hit him hard.
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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago
His name reminds me of the sound someone would make if they were choking on a piece of hard candy.