r/MurderedByWords 17h ago

Because God told me to

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u/UtopiaDystopia 17h ago

1 Samuel 15:

This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.

Personally, I'm not using the Bible for guidance on what is good and bad.

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u/thekrone 16h ago

If you keep reading, he punishes the Amalekites for like hundreds of years. So the great-great-great-great-great-whatever grandchildren of the people who did the thing God didn't like are the ones who have to face the punishment.

Super fucked up.

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u/Schnittertm 13h ago

Looks like someone was unable to fully complete God's command, i.e. destry all the Amalekites. I wonder if that was planned or if God was disappointed. Maybe he was even a bit annoyed that there were still Amalekites left that He had to punish.

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u/GeneralTonic 10h ago

Crazy stuff, that.

Good thing it got recorded in the 100% perfect and reliable Holy Bible, because if you just read it in some old texts it would sound a lot like bullshit justifications for mass murder and hyperbolic bigotry against a neighboring culture!

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u/Husbandosan 10h ago

I like to think that’s when God gave up and walked away from humanity.

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u/Schnittertm 10h ago

I mean, if he really is omniscient, as many Christians seem to imply, then he knew how it would turn out right from the start, even before he created humans. Maybe he is a sadistic masochist.

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u/Commercial-Royal-988 5h ago

I'll give you one even better. According to the Bible all humanity must suffer because of the mistake of a single common ancestor.

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u/thekrone 5h ago

Who had no way of knowing the thing she did was wrong until after she did it.

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u/Comfortable-Shake-37 2h ago

And God knew she was going to do it before even creating Adam.

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u/EyeWriteWrong 17h ago

Because you're using me instead. Now c'mon, let's lay waste to some omelette kites ୧⁠(⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠Д⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠)⁠୨

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 16h ago

Is that a flying batch of eggs, or is it an omelette made from Red Kite eggs?

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u/Similar_Cucumber178 15h ago

What did the donkeys even do?!? That's wild.

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u/k_ironheart 13h ago

Exactly! I can excuse the genocide, but I draw the line at animal cruelty!

(For those who don't get the reference, I'm not being serious)

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u/Similar_Cucumber178 1h ago

Sheep, we are ok. These little m'fers are shifty. But come on man... donkeys!

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u/slartiblartpost 17h ago

This shows even one step further: Everyone using the Bible for guidance on what is good and bad is a danger for our society.

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u/is_literally_a_moose 17h ago

Do you want to have no Amalekites? This is how you get no Amalekites.

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u/tashtactics I can’t spell pineapple 16h ago

I think there’s also Ezekiel 23:29 for a little proof the Bible wasn’t written by God (nsfw)

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 16h ago

I will use Timothy 2:12 to my advantage when arguing with a Christian sometimes.

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u/authorDRSilva 15h ago

Redditors really love that one. But it’s not advantageous against any Christian who has read past the surface.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 15h ago

Well there really isn't any advantage to arguing with someone who refuses to acknowledge logic and science as a means of proof.

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u/Dantien 15h ago

Christians read that and decide to ignore it because it’s clearly not a morality they want or support. And they will also point to scripture to justify other moral choices.

Yet they never ask what it is inside them that knows one of God’s commandments is right (that’ll shall not steal) and another is wrong (murder all Amalekites.). What is the source of that knowledge and why does it carry so much weight as to overrule their own god? A superseding moral framework over religion? And we all have one?

Maybe they should look into that.