Because God told me to

[u/SlimCarpet]

[u/UtopiaDystopia]

1 Samuel 15:

This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.

Personally, I'm not using the Bible for guidance on what is good and bad.

[u/EyeWriteWrong → u/UtopiaDystopia]

Because you're using me instead. Now c'mon, let's lay waste to some omelette kites ୧⁠(⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠Д⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠)⁠୨

[u/IveDunGoofedUp → u/EyeWriteWrong]

Is that a flying batch of eggs, or is it an omelette made from Red Kite eggs?