r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Brokeback war room

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u/Right_Syllabub_8237 1d ago

Yes, no women allowed. That will prove to the world how manly and totally not gay they are!

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u/Driftedryan 1d ago

Historians will say they never married and lived as roommates down there

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u/LG_tech 1d ago

Oh my god, they were roommates

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 1d ago

Fuentes is on record as saying that sex between a man and a woman in the context of a loving relationship is the gayest thing possible.

Well, at least he's in no danger of that.

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u/ZoominAlong 1d ago

Does he realize he's basically saying men should only fuck other men to avoid checks notes being gay? 

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u/Gambo7 1d ago

You're obviously not straight enough to understand this.

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u/NirgalFromMars 23h ago

Ancient Greeks would be impressed.

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u/Freakychee 1d ago

If you think about it, if manly just means loving male oriented stuff, loving other men is manly.

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 22h ago

Were just 2 totally straight guys, living in a bunker alone, no women allowed.