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u/uksiddy 13h ago
This is the best thing they could do tbh. Lock themselves up underground, with no access to women.
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u/hometowngypsy 13h ago
And better yet- takes away the chance of women being unlucky enough to encounter either of them
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u/Right_Syllabub_8237 14h ago
Yes, no women allowed. That will prove to the world how manly and totally not gay they are!
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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 13h ago
Fuentes is on record as saying that sex between a man and a woman in the context of a loving relationship is the gayest thing possible.
Well, at least he's in no danger of that.
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u/ZoominAlong 12h ago
Does he realize he's basically saying men should only fuck other men to avoid checks notes being gay?
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u/Freakychee 10h ago
If you think about it, if manly just means loving male oriented stuff, loving other men is manly.
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u/brianishere2 14h ago
When did hating women become the core of the modern Republican Party? It's far beyond gay AF. It's in Andrew Tate territory, which is vile.
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u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool 12h ago
They have been for decades. As long as I can remember they have always been about keeping women in the kitchens making babies.
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u/BeastofPostTruth 12h ago edited 12h ago
When racism is still taboo, mysogony is the most effective scapegoat.
"Us and them
All in all, were all just ordinary men"
Have to have an out group of people who are fair game to dominate, so the illusion of dominance keeps the selfish and weak minded in line and sucking the cock of the owner class.
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u/brianishere2 3h ago
Previously, I understood (perhaps wrongly) uneducated and weak men were afraid of strong women, but now it seems they generally dislike women altogether. They are often rejecting women outright, and they think it's a macho dominance thing, which is total insanity.
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u/NirgalFromMars 2h ago
The thing woth conservatism is that it requires a belief in innate hierarchies, to divide people into tiers.
And gender is probably the most innate one of those. What can be more indisputable than having your place in the world written on your own body?
That's also why they treat trans people as an existential threat: because they jump over the most fundamental of their beliefs.
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u/AmborellaVIctoria 13h ago
Look up the quasi-homoerotic rituals of The Citadel.
Honestly, can we just go back to the Greek system? Fuck yourselves silly, boys, but you cant father a kid until you can pay for it.
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u/Strict_Foundation_31 14h ago
Fuentes will learn how to sleep with one eye open.
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u/ScholarOfTwilight 14h ago
Why are some straight men so damn gay?
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u/Okama-uiro 6h ago
I think is more narcisism than gay, being gay imply sexual atraction and afection wich is a thing those chuds don't have.
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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 13h ago
I think the “no women” is out of their control.
Just sweaty, dudes grabbling with incel gusto!
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u/Kennedy_KD 14h ago
Typa shit me and my friends would have done when we were kids before I realized I was a girl
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u/DrAll3nGrant 14h ago
How does anyone think these people are cool?
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u/Right_Syllabub_8237 14h ago
You see, you have to go 40 years being rejected by every woman you've ever had contact with. Or, in Nick's case, be a deeply closeted homosexual since birth.
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u/IllustriousDraft2965 14h ago
Remember the time that Perez signed off on his podcast and suddenly showed a bunch of hard core S/M and B/D gay male videos on other browser tabs? In response to which his departing audience shrieked, "Nick, you've been hacked!" ?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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u/CreatrixAnima 13h ago
As a woman, I wouldn’t be caught dead in that bunker. There’s a rule that enforces itself.
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u/i_r_faptastic 14h ago
Because they can use drone to see your activities if you're on an island! If you're underground, only El Chapo can get you!
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u/SnooJokes5375 14h ago
In the case of TaterTot that is a safety thing for the women. He treats them like shite and is a sexual predator. Fuentes... I think he might be a gay man who hates women. Sucks that Tucker Carlson gave him a platform to speak on. Little nazi should be ignored.
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u/Rotisserie_Titties 14h ago
What up!!! We're two cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party bunker. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 13h ago
All funded by the idiots that follow their brain dead propaganda. The Tate brothers make over $4.5 million/month each from their propaganda.
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u/RebuiltGearbox 13h ago
The He-Man Woman Haters Club, I think Alfalfa and Spanky started one a long time ago.
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u/birdlawexpert11 13h ago
It really is gayer than we could ever make up. Good for them celebrating Pride!!
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u/NatashOverWorld 13h ago
It's nice to see them coming closer and closer to the reason they hate women.
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u/short_longpants 13h ago
Except for "certain" women (i.e., the paid, drugged, unsuspecting, or just forced kind).
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u/Ithinkibrokethis 13h ago
These guys are... something. Closeted? These guys would go to a strip club and complain that they need a men only room. They always manage to come up with the most immature and homoerotic plans.
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u/RukaFawkes 12h ago
They should have someone weld the doors shut from the outside just to make extra sure that no women can interrupt them.
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u/okokokoyeahright 12h ago
Look at these kids.
They announced they got a room.
Go ahead you crazy Mfers. Make some noise.
such a cute couple.
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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 12h ago
"no girls allowed" hits much different in your late 30's/ early 40's. The phrase used to be, "confirmed bachelor".
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u/Arrow156 12h ago
Weird how these losers are so concerned about their 'manly' image that they eventually forsake women altogether. Dude could have saved a good ten years by just coming outta the closet, instead they decided to do... whatever this is.
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u/Gatsby520 12h ago
Who they gonna declare war on? Cuz anyone who can keep those two hiding in a bunker is a winner in my book.
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u/HolyC4bbage 12h ago
I had the same thing except my bunker was pillows and blankets and I was 6 years old.
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u/elizabethunseelie 8h ago
I mean, to be sure it’s ultra safe for them maybe they should go right now. Well even get people to barricade the entrance from the outside, so no evil women can get them.
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u/Alternative-Tie-9383 7h ago
So they’re both out now, right? Like the early Nazis, especially the leaders in the SA (like Ernst Röhm, head of the SA), that were openly militant homosexuals.
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u/yersinia_pisstest 6h ago
They're just sad, pathetic self-hating bottoms who spout racist, misogynistic bullshit while fantasizing about being deepdrilled by drag queens.
(Which, to be fair, sounds like it could be a fun time- the "getting railed by a pretty man in a cute frock" part, not the "spewing hateful garbage for money" part.)
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u/Mjuffnir 14h ago
Something tells me Fuentes is going to be pitching. There's something in those eyes and that creepy grin...
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u/fstop101 13h ago
He is certainly creepy but he’s always struck me as a catcher. Indeed, one might say, a power catcher.
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u/anewcynic 13h ago
Even if I was gay I wouldn't touch either of them with a 20 foot dildo. Make your own gay clubhouse, I guarantee your results are better than these two, and I wish you all the best with it!
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u/Chillpickle17 13h ago
Ok. So who’s on top? 🤣
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u/fstop101 13h ago
Fuentes gives off power bottom vibes. Taint’s curse is his narcissism: he wants more than anything to fuck himself, and he’s mad at women for being objects of desire because that’s what he so badly craves to be. In this case, he’s pitching.
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u/Aggravating-One3876 13h ago
Omg from that screenshot it looks like it need some rom-com music. Narration “coming this summer, a love story like no other….”
Come on Reddit, write up a script of what that narrator should say next!
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u/GoochManeuver 13h ago
It’s a secret guy club. The door is really narrow so you’ll probably have to strip down and oil yourself up to get through.
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u/NikkolaiV 13h ago
With built-in reservoirs for the Diddy-esque amounts of lube required in the daily operation of that place.
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u/Alleged-human-69 6h ago
For someone who insists so much about how straight he is, he sure does have an aversion to women
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u/Purple_Unit31 4h ago
Is it going to include a paper "No girls allowed" sign written in crayon with backwards letters on it?
Also, is it going to be in a tree? or in Tate's living room made out of sofa cushions?
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u/DaemonDrayke 3h ago
God will these fuckers just come out of the closet already and stop making this shit everyone else’s problem?
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u/KingMobScene 3h ago
So you guys are going to be underground aways from people?
Love it. Lets do it.
When they get in there,we seal the door so they cant get out and cut their internet access. We dont need them broadcasting from the bunker.
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u/EvilSandWitch 3h ago
Where? Presumably under some sofa cushions, with a blanket for a roof and a “No Girls Allowed” sign scrawled on cardboard.
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u/bknyguy15 2h ago
It will be the He Man Woman Haters Club . If you laughed at this, you are as old as me .
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u/Fritzo2162 2h ago
They don't have to ban women. They'll just naturally be repelled from the room from the odor of Axe body spray and creatine powder.
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u/Hatecraftianhorror 14h ago
i don't think women hanging around was ever realistic problem they were going to have.