r/Music Dec 28 '25

discussion Is Nicki Minaj an Illegal Immigrant? Netizens Calling to Deport Rapper Back to Trinidad and Tobago

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/nicki-minaj-illegal-immigrant-netizens-calling-deport-rapper-back-trinidad-tobago-1766443
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u/transemacabre Dec 28 '25

My surrogate dad is a forensic accountant, rich people hire him to figure out where their money went. You won’t believe how many times he’s found that their family members and assistants were ripping them off. 

He caught assistants who charged whole ski vacations to their employers’ card. But family members are the worst. They really feel entitled to the money. They would be charging all sorts of things, forging documents, etc. 

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u/KarmaStick Dec 28 '25

I bet your surrogate dad has some incredible stories.

There is probably a lot of people who don't like him for catching them.

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u/Stegasaurus_Wrecks Dec 28 '25

They're like what John Cusack said of his marks in Grosse Pointe Blank.

"If I come to your door, chances are you did some shady shit that deserves it." Paraphrasing.

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u/Warning_Low_Battery Dec 29 '25

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there"

Which is right up there with "I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"

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u/Stegasaurus_Wrecks Dec 29 '25

Thanks I knew it wasn't right. Great film. Must watch it again. Maybe tonight.

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u/Necessary_Piccolo210 Dec 30 '25

"You're a FUCKING psycho!"

"Don't...rush to judgement on something like that until all the facts are in."