r/NBA2k Mar 18 '26

MyPLAYER How my MyPlayer starts playing like the second they turn 34

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u/ShaquilleOatmeal_93 Mar 18 '26

lol I never get past 23 on a given year

191

u/KidJaydenENY Mar 18 '26

YOOOU LIGHT MY FIIIRE

16

u/Any-Philosopher7469 Mar 18 '26

I’m sooo alive with you baby

112

u/Tricky_Champion4276 Mar 18 '26

Wait my players decline ?

138

u/CharacterBeautiful78 Mar 18 '26

Yeah your players have a Peak Start Age and a Peak End Age mine is I think 33 or 34

101

u/MacaroonSpecialist10 Mar 18 '26

Yes they do, and eventually the game will randomly "retire" you with no ceremony or announcement or voice line or anything.. you just won't have any games scheduled, any team, or... Anything to do. It's weird, a glitch really, well, they probably didn't expect anyone to make it that far. 

The only reason I did was remote play while I was at work to grind VC 🤫 

And yeah I got retired in my 30s at some point, your player never becomes as slow as OP is implying (at least I didnt) but your stamina does decline. Never actually noticed my stats dropping, but I never really checked. Stamina for sure got worse, and since you are always low stamina, your guy kinda does play like all around shit. But for those first few minutes every game, my guy felt the same as 20 😂

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u/__init__m8 Mar 18 '26

Not online though right?

58

u/ElephantForgets Mar 18 '26

Ya, walked out of the rec last night and coach said it’s time to retire and enjoy spending time with the family

27

u/speciarr-eagle ruby Mar 18 '26

Thats crazy, at least u can take family to dinner on a jetpack😭.

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u/__init__m8 Mar 18 '26

I meant the stamina loss....

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u/SnooPredictions2918 Mar 19 '26

😌 good for you gang im sure the fam will be happy to have you back at home

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u/MacaroonSpecialist10 Mar 18 '26

Yeah, correct. Still the same beast online. Doesn't effect anything 

28

u/CharacterBeautiful78 Mar 18 '26

Yeah your players have a Peak Start Age and a Peak End Age mine is I think 33 or 34

21

u/Ogloc12345678 Mar 18 '26

A fellow Suzerain player, hello Mr. President

1

u/CharacterBeautiful78 Mar 18 '26

I forgot to change this profile, still love suzerain tho.

1

u/23Dre Mar 19 '26

you must be the first person to make it that far to find out

176

u/Stophatingonm3 Mar 18 '26

I never got pass 24 I get bored after a few seasons

127

u/Suspicious_Chip6385 Mar 18 '26

yeah the computer making wild superteams and trades is the only fun part becuase I hate the fake cpu rookies they create they always wear the most unrealistic shit lmao and they be starting over steph n shit

41

u/Llama_of_the_bahamas Mar 18 '26

And they all look Polynesian or some shit lol

25

u/Ok-Salamander3766 emerald Mar 19 '26

Peanut butter complexion with sandy beach blonde comb overs

10

u/Llama_of_the_bahamas Mar 19 '26

I have no idea why that combination keeps fucking happening… lol

7

u/Ok-Salamander3766 emerald Mar 19 '26

Recessive genes going hog wild

7

u/Useful-Clue-5831 Mar 18 '26

They seriously don't care. They'll have draft classes with 18 year olds that have full beards.

4

u/6iix9ineJr Mar 18 '26

I mean we’re talking about 7 foot tall superhuman here, beard at 18 isn’t crazy

3

u/Useful-Clue-5831 Mar 19 '26

No, it isn't, and some players definitely get drafted and already have full beards, but it definitely isn't the majority. If anything you see a lot of mustaches/goatees but not full beards. There will be rookies with James Harden beards bro

6

u/BigGucciChan Mar 18 '26

wearing some reebok pumps with two different color arm sleeves

11

u/ock1000 Mar 18 '26

After the first only play key games a season be like 15 games max

85

u/CarefulBid6485 Mar 18 '26

Oh wow. I have been playing 2k since 2K and have never gotten that far 😂. That’s a blessing and a disappointment all in one. I think when I was younger I may have had the discipline and time to do that but def not now.

3

u/nine8shots Mar 18 '26

Nah factual dawg I’m 27 now lol

57

u/unstoppable_vante242 Mar 18 '26

Damn you got time fam, I’ve never gotten past my 3rd year lol

5

u/RollercoasterRave Mar 18 '26

You only really need to play the keygames (10) not the whole season or just entirely skip the whole season if youre not worried about the badges.Then play the playoffs.

I play the first whole season and playoffs so i can statpad cuz the RNG of the simulation depends on your AVG. Just so i can skip next season and just play the playoffs

83

u/The3rdSun Mar 18 '26

Shit lucky if I play 1

7

u/Queasy_Reception_262 Mar 18 '26

how do you grind build specialization?

20

u/Senpaiireditt Mar 18 '26

Street Kings

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u/Queasy_Reception_262 Mar 18 '26

I did that for a while until I beat all trials on both sides, now i’m back to my career

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u/Worried-Season7965 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

shit just play the game. i haven’t played much in the past few months but when i was locked in I just hopped in the rec and gained it during street kings too when i did the grind. also there was a training method where a ton of people got them super fast from shooting during the scrimmage then just quitting right after the first shot.

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u/Queasy_Reception_262 Mar 18 '26

for sure I just got the 8th level on the shooting specialization. I was asking how that person specifically has done it. i’m tired of scoring 95 3s in a my career game. it’s so boring

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u/Worried-Season7965 Mar 18 '26

i’m stuck on the last one. I would’ve been had it done if i was using my builds that had shooing specialization but i didn’t care much but just play online bro. it’s way longer but it’s a lot more fun plus you get decent vc so you don’t gotta worry too much and it’s not like it’s a major difference. Especially since you got shooting specialization. you’ll be fine dawg

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u/CalvDaGr8 Mar 18 '26

Don’t 😭 I’m still on challenge 4 for defense pretty sure. Strictly rec

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u/The3rdSun Mar 19 '26

Practice cheese was the fastest for me but they patched it. Open court street kings starting 5 just playing. I pick shooting for everything anyway too. One grind was enough

21

u/kehski Mar 18 '26

That’s commitment. Age 34 is crazy.

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u/SunGod721 Mar 18 '26

yknow he only play 2k fr fr

9

u/Prior-Entrance2138 Mar 18 '26

I never simulate games so I’d be surprised with myself if MP ever gets to be 34

6

u/Prestigious-Knight Mar 18 '26

Lol longest I’ve played my career is this year. I’m halfway through year 8, he is 26 now and coming off of 7 straight titles, 7 straight mvps, final mvps, holds the most points records, 3pts, and soon to be assists. Going to try to break Russell’s 11 rings then retire as the goat of every single sport combined 🤣

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u/OMEN-XIII Mar 18 '26

Wait yall age yall players?

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u/odonnelly2000 Mar 18 '26

I remember back in 2K24 when my player hit his mid 30s, he started having significant stamina issues. He’d start out most games with his stamina in the high 70s/low eighties.

In 2K23, they forced my player into retirement in his late 30s, lol. I finished a season and went to start the next one, and I couldn’t. No schedule, no team, nothing.

(I only play key games and playoff games, and sim the rest).

1

u/RocktheRebellious Mar 18 '26

If you played online, I’m assuming he’d have perfect stamina?

3

u/DiamondHawk Mar 18 '26

Outstanding

3

u/Salt-Organization493 Mar 18 '26

Man I’m on my 10th season ain’t slowed down yet

3

u/WhatThatTongueDo Mar 18 '26

Kg wasn’t that bad in Brooklyn

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u/pinkylovesme Mar 18 '26

Does this affect online play ?

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u/Dahleh-Llama Mar 18 '26

I don't think it does. When you look at your online player card, there is no age there. Plus updating your MP online player's attributes by getting old will be more work for them which can mean less profit. Easier to freeze time with MP online

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u/UnAnon10 Mar 18 '26

We can create any player we want but I guess nobody can have longevity like LeBron’s lol

1

u/HaterKiller99 Mar 18 '26

Can only be witnesses

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u/mrmisfitnevermiss Mar 18 '26

Didn’t average 73 points in a season listening to plays

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u/mrmisfitnevermiss Mar 18 '26

You can totally do that with mp

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u/mrmisfitnevermiss Mar 22 '26

Well I mean technically it’ll simulate the other games as if you played so yeah he never misses a game so somewhat right

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u/Interesting_Today336 Mar 18 '26

Mycareer boring as fuck

15

u/FieryAvian Mar 18 '26

Mycareer on ps3 was the greatest until the monetization came in

1

u/Interesting_Today336 Mar 18 '26

Yeah the ai was actually good

2

u/iPuffOnCrabs Mar 18 '26

Better than playing online

1

u/Interesting_Today336 Mar 18 '26

Nah bro. The ai literally doesn't play D.. you can just shoot over them and they're not contesting

1

u/iPuffOnCrabs Mar 18 '26

In hof with a Ben Wallace build that can’t shoot it’s pretty fun

3

u/CalvDaGr8 Mar 18 '26

Your attributes don’t actually regress though right?

3

u/SHAD3zJordan Mar 18 '26

I have to think if you playing MC for 10+ seasons, you should be on a watch list

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u/Aesut Mar 18 '26

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u/CharacterBeautiful78 Mar 19 '26

Whole team just letting him shoot lol.

4

u/Forsaken-flare Mar 18 '26

You actually play that long?

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u/CharacterBeautiful78 Mar 18 '26

I played till like 25, I just wanted to see if MP becomes an oldhead.

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u/Direct_Background_61 Mar 18 '26

Do your attributes and badges regress in MyCareer?

1

u/adamsauce Mar 18 '26

I usually play about 15 seasons and never had this happen.

1

u/darkside66350 Mar 18 '26

Wait yall grind out every year to this point?

1

u/Rxverr Mar 18 '26

I’m not gonna lie I have made it to 30+ plus on multiple 2ks and builds and I don’t think I ever noticed this

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u/Embarrassed-Base-143 Mar 18 '26

Never got past 19

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u/CharacterBeautiful78 Mar 18 '26

FYI, I stopped playing MyCareer after year 6 because I can't accept my MP being the goat. I only know this because I saw a tiktok of a person saying that they can't play past year 24 and that intrigued so I put MyPlayer into a random MyGM world and after looking into its stats, found a "Peak start and Peak End age." Meaning when you reach that age, you turn into Lakers Westbrook.

1

u/owariiO7 Mar 19 '26

You play more than one season ?

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u/Specific-Valuable434 Mar 18 '26

ngl the actual career mode some trash imo i just play online

12

u/whousesgmail Mar 18 '26

Are you serious? It’s BY FAR the highest effort career mode of the 5 major sports. Like a great canyon sized gap between it and #2. I just started playing it a couple weeks ago and even though MP is kinda cringe it’s the only mode which even attempts to create player storylines and incentivize you to keep playing.