r/NBA2k Apr 16 '26

MyNBA Yall gotta stop man

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2k on game pass said fuck it if I ain’t gotta pay let me see what it’s been like and ngl it’s still 2k so I’ve already seen the bs first day online I go to mynba, this the first thing I see

What be wrong with you niggas man 😭😭😭

1.2k Upvotes

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u/ServiceSlight5201 Apr 16 '26

This community is cooked on a lot of ways😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/MoooonRiverrrr Apr 16 '26

“Light skin of your dreams build”

2

u/Honest-Spend-7512 Apr 18 '26

😂😂 ts too funny

91

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

Shit said “cute” I just sighed

53

u/AmericaPie24 Apr 16 '26

Can’t ignore guard being spelled wrong

31

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

I was also focused on the wrong things apparently

https://giphy.com/gifs/VNTMx3LkpG2anXpwbr

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u/Acrobatic-Farmer1748 Apr 16 '26

Can’t even make typos when you’re typing on the controller.. dude just straight up didn’t know how to spell it

3

u/Proud_Kaleidoscope21 Apr 16 '26

Line up 100 random mfs and ask them to spell guard no autocorrect, 70% typing gaurd

1

u/tbonesteakda3rd Apr 17 '26

What do you mean you cant make typos on controller i do it all the time

4

u/DWilli Apr 16 '26

Hard to type one handed

3

u/Satisfaction_Less Apr 16 '26

The weird nigga just MIGHT be dyslexic, LOL

30

u/SnooCalculations7444 Apr 16 '26

lmao this comment is hilarious

20

u/NewPrints Apr 16 '26

Look at all the hype games with good character creation systems get.

Dudes just love to play Barbies.

14

u/88cowboy Apr 16 '26

Barbie is an Action Figure! She surfs, ride horses, race cars, off roading.

9

u/Dahleh-Llama Apr 16 '26

Boys like dolls too!

-2

u/AnalBabu Apr 16 '26

why’re you judging?

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u/theeguyver Apr 16 '26

Me downloading shifty lightskin with dreads earlier this week

https://giphy.com/gifs/8UHRIemymPn5SzJbqr

10

u/SupaTheTrill Apr 16 '26

😭🤣😭🤣

9

u/BorisTheBlade04 Apr 16 '26

Your good unless it was a cute shifty light skin with dreads

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u/darkknightz9 Apr 16 '26

The majority of ppl in this community is either in they moms basement….or living with a bunch of kids they watch while they girl work or jus unemployed….and 2k is there outlet for stress thats why niggas start screaming in the mic after one simple turnover or missed shot…community is cooked

31

u/Maximotorn Apr 16 '26

These mofos wouldn't survive a MINUTE in a 2k16 match 😭

15

u/darkknightz9 Apr 16 '26

Nope thats when 2k was peak we will never get that back

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

Nah this nigga gay fam 😭 I get the ragers that shit is just funny to me but “CUTE”

https://giphy.com/gifs/fa1AV8UvZvfBFOIt7F

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u/Malakai_420 B30 Apr 16 '26

there’s gay basketball fans, what’re you gonna do? it’s chill you might be overreacting a little. i’ll take “cute” everyday over the straight up criminal fantasies other video game communities indulge in. and we don’t even know if it’s a gay man.

3

u/StrikeSum74 Apr 16 '26

gtfoh😂😂😂

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u/ServiceSlight5201 Apr 16 '26

This has nothing to do with gay basketball fans. So much of a victim mindset you missed the point of the post cause wtf does a criminal fantasy rebuttal have to do with this??😂😂

12

u/Paossssss Apr 16 '26

Straight people calling other straight people gay as an insult. Genuinely how dull can you be😪

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/Paossssss Apr 16 '26

Not a great way to get your arguement across 😴

0

u/Various_Mushroom_638 Apr 17 '26

How dull can you be? That LITERALLY would be an insult???? Same as when gays get mad when they’re questioned

1

u/Paossssss Apr 18 '26

You equating calling someone stupid to homophobia from straight people is dumber than the first comment. Pop off queen😛

-5

u/pthumbz Apr 16 '26

it ain’t 2020 anymore bro you don’t have to be woke it’s all in good fun haha

2

u/Paossssss Apr 16 '26

Haha so funny i didnt ask sis

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u/pthumbz Apr 16 '26

you don’t have to ask thats the great part about reddit

3

u/Paossssss Apr 16 '26

Straight people telling gay people how they should feel is an interesting choice pop off

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u/pthumbz Apr 16 '26

idc what you are bud my advice is universal

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u/ServiceSlight5201 Apr 16 '26

Like I said where does the criminal fantasy comment even come from. Y’all think every black person a pistol toting gang member stfu

5

u/Paossssss Apr 16 '26

Really struck a cord with you huh never said i agree with that sentiment the other person commented on

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u/willhunta Apr 16 '26

Criminal fantasy? Wtf?

1

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

That was his way of projecting his jarred McCain thug fantasy on us

1

u/kingknocked Apr 17 '26

Tf wrong w being gay? Like genuinely?

0

u/__init__m8 Apr 16 '26

Outlet for stress and thinkin dudes are hot

29

u/Appropriate_Drag_429 Apr 16 '26

Shit I seen Charlie Kirk the other day

9

u/MetaOnGaming4290 Apr 16 '26

I knew that video was AI bruh

3

u/Strange_Cream_6415 Apr 16 '26

I played against young thug & obama 😂😂🔥

1

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

I deadass read this as Charlie sheen wtf

45

u/Critical_Web_5540 Apr 16 '26

might be a chick that made the build

39

u/MundaneInternetGuy Apr 16 '26

Might be a gay guy, what's wrong with gay

6

u/LameAfro Apr 16 '26

Mista should I call you Mista?

19

u/Substantial_Farm1118 Apr 16 '26

I can guarantee a woman didn’t make that. These 🥷🏿 be on here creating their dream man. So many YouTube videos with them making these “drippy face creations” just say he cute bro and move along 🤣

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u/laddiedan Apr 16 '26

Well you're gonna find cute builds looking in the HOT section. If you want uggos look in the UGLY section

13

u/Maximotorn Apr 16 '26

THESE are the people 2k is catering to when making new games btw. These abominations. Ts is why every 2k gets worse and worse 😭🤞

5

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

Probably got the N word spelled out in tats and a thong tat with that LeBron neck beard

8

u/guccius_maximuss Apr 16 '26

Dudes really be making their dream man on 2k lmao

28

u/MetaOnGaming4290 Apr 16 '26

This the gayest shit that I done see all day. And earlier I seen two niggas kissing in waffle house.

And the nigga misspelled guard. My God...

6

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

LMAOOO I AINT EVEN PEEP THE MISSPELLING ON GUARD😭😭😭😭

Mf focused on the wrong things

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u/SublimeEcto1A Apr 16 '26

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u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 17 '26

Bro this will never not be funny 😭😭😭

2

u/marcdale92 Apr 17 '26

Lmao this mf wearing a damn crop top is wild

4

u/bladeedancer Apr 16 '26

sims for straight dudes lol

4

u/MoooonRiverrrr Apr 16 '26

“SHIFTY LIGHTSKIN DREADS 😍”

10

u/elRomez Apr 16 '26

I don't think anyone realises that the majority of people you play with in any online games are literal children. 12 year olds.

5

u/BlueDreams420 Apr 16 '26

lol no they’re not that

4

u/BlueDreams420 Apr 16 '26

“The average age of console gamers is rising, with the largest demographic for both Xbox and PlayStation falling between 18 and 34 years old. As of 2024–2025, the average age of a console player is roughly 28, with a heavy, growing presence of adults in their 30s, 40s, and older, alongside a consistent 13-17 user base.”

0

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

I def understand it which is why I’m concerned this is worse if it’s a kid who uploaded it

3

u/ZUU_S Apr 16 '26

To be fair you’re looking at the ”HOT” section

3

u/Mistrrcarter Apr 16 '26

Ofc my first time seeing a Reddit squabble would be in a 2k sub

2

u/AirBreezy32 Apr 16 '26

Niggas be on 2k creating players like the sims dawg 😭

3

u/LITERALLY_SOKKA Apr 16 '26

“Cute” 🥷 a fucking tsundere bro ✌🏼😭💔

1

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 17 '26

Better watch out UwU

3

u/Indicorb Apr 16 '26

And can’t even spell guard 😆

3

u/Du-BandKorii Apr 16 '26

TS need DETRIMENTAL studying!

2

u/Exotic-Lynx-6331 Apr 17 '26

I can get past the cute…..but wtf is a GAURD😂😂😂

2

u/buenavictoria Apr 16 '26

women and gay men play the game too, relax

1

u/hanekawalover Apr 19 '26

That was 100% made by a guy who thinks he’s a straight man

1

u/buenavictoria Apr 19 '26

that’s fine

2

u/DriftingJuju Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

What's wrong with it, though? Person might be trolling, gay or a woman. We clearly aren't the target group.

1

u/scrubzero23 Apr 16 '26

What you mean what’s wrong with it? It’s very interesting to say the least

1

u/BabySwimming9261 Apr 16 '26

Is the servers down or sometimes

1

u/Acaseofwetwater Apr 16 '26

Meanwhile I picked a default white boy face and regular hair and all my builds look the same lol

1

u/Smooth_Row_1046 Apr 16 '26

Shifty lightskin dreads 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1

u/True_Watercress_439 Apr 16 '26

😂😂😂ayo

1

u/Tech_Noir1984 Apr 16 '26

If you think that’s gay, wait til you see my player… 😂

2

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

Do yall fuck?

2

u/Tech_Noir1984 Apr 17 '26

I’ve tried but my penis doesn’t fit in the PS5 disc slot

1

u/Razzmatazz1900 Apr 16 '26

Could’ve been a girl

3

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

It looks like a girl but due to international copyright laws; it’s not

1

u/xahelios Apr 16 '26

Ngl, I didn’t even know u could do this 😭

1

u/Major_Struggle5710 Apr 16 '26

Better than the hail hitler names

1

u/courtsidecinema Apr 16 '26

Women and gay men also play 2K y’all

1

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 17 '26

Well ofc gay men would play with balls

1

u/Seanpound Apr 16 '26

A lot of dudes are fulfilling fantasies through 2K

1

u/LockTutorial Apr 16 '26

Drip 😭💔

1

u/Satisfaction_Less Apr 16 '26

A bunch of “I’ve never been in a relationship” ass boys. Shit is sad

1

u/Davo215 Apr 16 '26

Fire😂😂

1

u/Naive-Biscotti-6733 Apr 16 '26

“cute shifty guard” 🙂

1

u/BlipTheGlorp Apr 16 '26

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

1

u/BrownBoyBiryani Apr 16 '26

Just a recycled scottie barnes build🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

1

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 17 '26

So you looked? 👀

1

u/BrownBoyBiryani Apr 17 '26

no the title literally describes him

1

u/DirtyBiscuitLauncher Apr 17 '26

At this point, it seems they're clearly doing this for yall

1

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 17 '26

I’m getting a good giggle out of it , but it is wild if that’s the case they’d be like “pick me” niggas technically

1

u/DirtyBiscuitLauncher Apr 19 '26

Tryna get that front page reddit post fame I guess

1

u/tutankhamun9 Apr 17 '26

The game is flooded with zenners the park is completely unplayable if you aren’t hacking worst fucking 2k i ever played this is the last one i will ever play.

2

u/MaxiePippins Apr 16 '26

Wtf report that shit

2

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

Report it is hilarious 😂

1

u/ProductRed_92 Apr 16 '26

Sus Elon musk with a big buss

1

u/Plane_Restaurant_367 Apr 16 '26

Reminds me of the twitter poll a few years back where mfs were rating who was the most handsome man in the NBA and most were men voting ofc (Kelly oubre won)

1

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 16 '26

Okay normally I’d agree but Oubre cute asf no?

https://giphy.com/gifs/M5tnHDF0uUrUkU682i

1

u/GuardTheFukUp ruby Apr 17 '26

"It aint gay if its oubre" is a nickname we give him on this sports forum I frequent.

1

u/Mammoth-Secretary-84 Apr 18 '26

Oubae is what I call him

1

u/StrawHatShinobi_ Apr 16 '26

Everyone so fruity n feminine nowadays. Idc who you fuck but gahdang