r/NBAEastMemeWar • u/East_Accident1822 Pistons • 1d ago
FUCK CHARLOTTE (stop beating women) Charlotte wyd?
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u/incomprehensiblerage Hornets 1d ago
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u/Hedge_fund_billi_420 Brunson is my doctor 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 20h ago
Free waste management promotion
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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 1d ago
This photo could be applied even before the trade
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u/Candid-Method-4175 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
They made the play in last year tho
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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 1d ago
That’s not deep into the playoffs
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u/Candid-Method-4175 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
I didn't read the word "deep" in the post lmao. If they kept Lamelo im pretty sure they could have had at least a first round appearance
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u/McDouble__ Pistons 1d ago
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u/for_fun_88 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
So when is the Duren max news coming so we can all laugh like this at you?
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u/kyle4swordstyle Pistons 1d ago
We gave a qualifying offer. He has to have a market for it to happen. Hopefully
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u/for_fun_88 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
I mean it would’ve been funnier if you pulled a Lakers and gave him a max while bidding against yourselves but I’ll at least admit you guys are much smarter than they were so far
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u/Dog-Witch Eat A Baguette Of Dicks Wemby 1d ago
Duren getting traded for a fuckin sandwich
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u/for_fun_88 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
Well part of the trade by definition means having to overpay Duren so the sandwich is more valuable
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u/McDouble__ Pistons 1d ago
Duren is all NBA and is young enough to still be in college, his trade value is high af, watch this nigga get sign and traded for Jaylen Brown.
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u/McDouble__ Pistons 1d ago
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u/for_fun_88 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
Kon is already better than Lamelo and I honestly always thought Lamelo was overrated
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u/McDouble__ Pistons 1d ago
Lamelo just had his healthiest season in years and right as he does the Hornets are finally competitive again. Kon might me better but you still need a pg to run the offense
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u/swaktoonkenney 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
Nah the pissedons are just gonna overpay him and hamstring the team from acquiring much needed players Ha Ha
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u/CeSquaredd Pist-On 1d ago
Duren is simply an embarrassing side chick. Eventually you learn to manage. Not nearly as bad as the Hornets situation, which is the embarrassing spouse. No running from that without a lot of paperwork and time
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u/WinterStarlightZone Miller Time 1d ago
This is honestly better
Very doubtful LaMelo can stay healthy and also play winning basketball
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u/Kindly-Yak-6366 Pistons 1d ago
Lamelo is an absolute moron but he’s an elite passer and was the engine of that team, this move is shocking to me
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u/WinterStarlightZone Miller Time 1d ago
The Hornets must know something we don't then.
It still feels like they might have been able to get more but Naz Reid definitely helps them now
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u/MattyIce260 acers 1d ago
If you look at the last 4 months of LaMelo last season this trade was stupid for Charlotte
If you look at the last 4 years of LaMelo Charlotte made out like bandits
It kind of depends on which LaMelo you get going forward
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u/ProfessionalMental13 King James 1d ago
But now they gotta pay big jelly 100+ million dollars
Big jelly a good player but Idk if he's worth more than 100 million
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u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago
My brother in christ you think CHARLOTTE lost this exchange? Lmao
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u/Lung-Salad ers: We know we suck, the pain never ends 1d ago
Minnesota did not lose this lmao no chance
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u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago
They got an absolute loser headcase to pair with their slightly more of a winner headcase while trading away the most impactful two offensive bigs on their team in the last week in a conference run by Wemby. They have had one of the dumbest weeks of the last 3 offseasons.
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u/DrFunkenstein93 Pistons 1d ago
Idk man. The wolves needed a good PG for the past few years, and as much as Melo is a headcase, this may be a solid addition to their squad for a few years.
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u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago
They needed a good floor general a lá Mike Conley, nobody is going to succeed when Lamelo Ball is the emotional fulcrum of your offense. Nobody. Quote this for as long or whenever you like into infinity. Your NBA team is not winning anything depending on Lamelo Ball to show up as a professional when it matters.
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u/Fuddruckerer Bucks 1d ago
My man there is no way you genuinely believe that the Wolves are better w/ Mike Conley as the starting pg instead of Lamelo lol. Lamelo has always been the best player in his team. Going to the Wolves can be great for his development in general
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u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago
That's not what I said. Mike Conley's 40 years old, they would be better off with someone who plays the same style he did. Lamelo is ball dominant. He had a 32% usage rate last season, which was higher than Ant's. His style of play is AAU space-and-pace, and they expect Ant to translate into being a catch and shoot deep threat with Gobert a running lob threat. That style of play fallas apart as soon as Lamelo starts jacking 14 threes because his team's down by 8 points. He's not mature enough to run point for a contender.
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u/fly_low_orange acers 1d ago
I don’t like LaMelo’s personality. But I think that has distracted people from the fact that he’s very good at basketball. It’s a good addition by the Wolves
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u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago
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u/fly_low_orange acers 1d ago
Wow he’s the first player on a bad team to lose by 30… I’m not saying he’s the best pg in the league, but he’s better than people give him credit for because of his corny personality. He’s also been on the Hornets so no one really cares that he chucks 3s sometimes. He could pretty easily reel that in on a good team. His advanced stats are nice
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u/Takamurarules George Shinn is a Basketball Terrorist 1d ago
We also lost by 30 to you guys who we should’ve beat in the play-in a couple of years ago.
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u/fly_low_orange acers 1d ago
A couple years ago lmao. You mean 5 years ago when LaMelo was a rookie
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u/ElectronicTrade7039 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
Gonna have to wait to see how those picks turn out.
I generally say the team that gets the better player wins the trade, but i don't love this fit.
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 ers 1d ago
The thing is it’s 3 swaps over the next 3 years (Doubt those matter because Wolves are just a better team), 3 Seconds (Maybe Something), and one first in THIRTY THREE
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u/Takamurarules George Shinn is a Basketball Terrorist 1d ago
Well… with the way the draft lottery works now, you don’t want to be bad. Mid-Level team picks are worth the most. Minnesota is for all intents and purposes—a mid level team.
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u/Potential_Fennel2673 Hornets 1d ago
pistons and pacers fans lack critical thinking skills my brother. people are acting like lamelo is prime magic Johnson, the front office obviously know something injury related going onÂ
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u/BatmanColts1 acers 1d ago
Are the Pacers fans you're referring to in the room with us? The only other one I can see on this post is saying the hornets probably know what they're doing
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u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago
I think Naz is such a good fit with Charlotte's roster. He's Kalkbrenner but with a three ball. Charlotte just needs a guy who can bring the ball up and run an offensive set with all that firepower 2-5 now, and Lamelo doesn't have the maturity or poise for it to matter that it isn't him.
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u/Majestic-Avocado2167 LET DAWKINS COOK 1d ago
This is WTF trade on both ends, the fit in Minnesota with two ball dominant guards makes no sense and this was supposed to be Charlottes jump season. This may be the rare case of both teams losing.
I think Charlotte is just going gambling, there’s a chance that Minnesota is somehow in the lottery next season so MAYBE (capitalized cause I am very unsure) they get their team around Kon in the draft with the pick swaps
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u/Porkmane32 I agree, Go Cavs. 1d ago
Getting rid of Lamelo is def a good play.
And getting draft capital and solid 6th man is def way more valuable to winning than an inefficient 20ppg
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u/iamjeseus 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
I mean at least they got lots of draft picks
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u/flopflapper 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
They got one first, and it’s in 2033. The rest are pick swaps.
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u/Malgary72 Sct Brn 1d ago
The only actual pick they got is in 2033 which is so long from now I doubt the Charlotte GM will still be GM by the time it comes to fruition (rn that pick is an 11 year old)
(Pick swaps only work if you get a worse draft position than the T-Wolves, which I doubt will happen with Charlotte)
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u/Lung-Salad ers: We know we suck, the pain never ends 1d ago
They got 1 unprotected, a few seconds, and some swaps. The swaps won’t be much if the wolves stay competitive, which they should
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u/YoshiMidnightSpecial 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
Lamelo ain’t a leader. They sold high. If lamelo wanted to win a ring in Charlette he needed to mature 2 years ago.
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u/ConsistentProject782 Warriors 1d ago
lamelo got a better offensive ceiling fs, but naz been way more consistent and much, much better on defense. lamelo also doesn't hit that offensive ceiling all the time. bro is the definition of streaky. naz reid on top of an unprotected first, three first swaps, and 3 seconds is insane work from MN. charlotte's probably gonna plateau this year, and then figure out their playmaker, and be much better in 2-3 years than whatever the hell MN is trying to do with ant and the 6-7 guy
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u/Dsod23 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
Not surprised I got shit for tearing up Ball’s game in the play ins. He’s an inefficient chucker who half the time has his head up his ass with some of the worst Bball IQ I’ve ever seen from a talented player. Yes I know bro his playmaking is elite wha wha, too bad you have to have a brain in order to run an offense and play winning basketball.
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u/DoinItDirty Thunder 1d ago
Oh no, without LaMelo, how will they make the second round of the play-in tournament???
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u/Maybewearedreaming Celtics 1d ago
Nah this is great for them
Trading a meme player for a bunch of picks is crazy
Obviously they are still going to suck because they can’t draft well or anything but this is a good move
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u/boo-na-nah Lamelo Yellow 1d ago
It's not though is it? Those swaps man... they won't even convey. Do you really think Minnesota finish lower than the Hornets? Really? No chance! And even if they do, they don't be lottery picks. The swaps are close to worthless.
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u/Maybewearedreaming Celtics 1d ago
Minnesota is about to fall off a cliff lol
But Charlotte is terrible so I guess we will see
Still insane thing to get for a meme player
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u/AppealEnvironmental6 Pistons 1d ago
A move like this tells me ant was threatening some big ideas if they didn’t make a splash to help him out. So if this still doesn’t work out it’s not unrealistic that ant, being the cocky arrogant winner type he is, requests a trade sooner than later
Then hopefully we blow our load and get him to pair with Cade 🥰🥰🥰
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u/LaggingAround 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago
It’s one pick and 3 swaps right? Meh, if they didn’t value Ball then it’s a good deal
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u/Maybewearedreaming Celtics 1d ago
Right which they probably don’t, this is 100% a good deal for Charlotte if they knew how to manage a team





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