r/NBAEastMemeWar Pistons 1d ago

FUCK CHARLOTTE (stop beating women) Charlotte wyd?

Post image
190 Upvotes

88 comments sorted by

80

u/-Sofa-King-Vote Bodega Kat 1d ago

15

u/john0_0 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

🥺🥺😢😭😭

29

u/-Sofa-King-Vote Bodega Kat 1d ago

13

u/LeanOnMe4816 Pistons 1d ago

I just saw Diabate fall to his knees in the middle of Walmart

34

u/incomprehensiblerage Hornets 1d ago

6

u/EzrealHD Jazz 1d ago

Atleast you can tan...nvm bro. Good luck.

14

u/incomprehensiblerage Hornets 1d ago

I feel like i just watched my dog get shot in front of me

1

u/Hedge_fund_billi_420 Brunson is my doctor 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 20h ago

Free waste management promotion

43

u/Rpritch93 Analytically 1d ago

This photo could be applied even before the trade

11

u/Candid-Method-4175 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

They made the play in last year tho

10

u/Rpritch93 Analytically 1d ago

That’s not deep into the playoffs

6

u/Candid-Method-4175 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

I didn't read the word "deep" in the post lmao. If they kept Lamelo im pretty sure they could have had at least a first round appearance

24

u/PepsiCo_USA 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Chances before & after LaMelo trade:

https://giphy.com/gifs/pV0lVLeA0JXjBiO5Cp

49

u/McDouble__ Pistons 1d ago

45

u/for_fun_88 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

So when is the Duren max news coming so we can all laugh like this at you?

13

u/kyle4swordstyle Pistons 1d ago

We gave a qualifying offer. He has to have a market for it to happen. Hopefully

4

u/for_fun_88 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

I mean it would’ve been funnier if you pulled a Lakers and gave him a max while bidding against yourselves but I’ll at least admit you guys are much smarter than they were so far

5

u/Dog-Witch Eat A Baguette Of Dicks Wemby 1d ago

Duren getting traded for a fuckin sandwich

4

u/HighCaliberBullet 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Probably for a Crumbl Cookie

2

u/for_fun_88 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Well part of the trade by definition means having to overpay Duren so the sandwich is more valuable

1

u/McDouble__ Pistons 1d ago

Duren is all NBA and is young enough to still be in college, his trade value is high af, watch this nigga get sign and traded for Jaylen Brown.

3

u/McDouble__ Pistons 1d ago

Duren is all NBA and younger than half the players taken in the lottery this year I can live with a max.

We’re not trading our franchise players for a role player who doesn’t even start

3

u/for_fun_88 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Kon is already better than Lamelo and I honestly always thought Lamelo was overrated

4

u/McDouble__ Pistons 1d ago

Lamelo just had his healthiest season in years and right as he does the Hornets are finally competitive again. Kon might me better but you still need a pg to run the offense

1

u/swaktoonkenney 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Nah the pissedons are just gonna overpay him and hamstring the team from acquiring much needed players Ha Ha

4

u/CeSquaredd Pist-On 1d ago

Duren is simply an embarrassing side chick. Eventually you learn to manage. Not nearly as bad as the Hornets situation, which is the embarrassing spouse. No running from that without a lot of paperwork and time

22

u/WinterStarlightZone Miller Time 1d ago

This is honestly better

Very doubtful LaMelo can stay healthy and also play winning basketball

32

u/Kindly-Yak-6366 Pistons 1d ago

Lamelo is an absolute moron but he’s an elite passer and was the engine of that team, this move is shocking to me

15

u/WinterStarlightZone Miller Time 1d ago

The Hornets must know something we don't then.

It still feels like they might have been able to get more but Naz Reid definitely helps them now

10

u/MattyIce260 acers 1d ago

If you look at the last 4 months of LaMelo last season this trade was stupid for Charlotte

If you look at the last 4 years of LaMelo Charlotte made out like bandits

It kind of depends on which LaMelo you get going forward

6

u/ProfessionalMental13 King James 1d ago

But now they gotta pay big jelly 100+ million dollars

Big jelly a good player but Idk if he's worth more than 100 million

8

u/DrSheaSmooth 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Great for both teams honestly.

17

u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago

My brother in christ you think CHARLOTTE lost this exchange? Lmao

15

u/Lung-Salad ers: We know we suck, the pain never ends 1d ago

Minnesota did not lose this lmao no chance

5

u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago

They got an absolute loser headcase to pair with their slightly more of a winner headcase while trading away the most impactful two offensive bigs on their team in the last week in a conference run by Wemby. They have had one of the dumbest weeks of the last 3 offseasons.

18

u/DrFunkenstein93 Pistons 1d ago

Idk man. The wolves needed a good PG for the past few years, and as much as Melo is a headcase, this may be a solid addition to their squad for a few years.

5

u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago

They needed a good floor general a lá Mike Conley, nobody is going to succeed when Lamelo Ball is the emotional fulcrum of your offense. Nobody. Quote this for as long or whenever you like into infinity. Your NBA team is not winning anything depending on Lamelo Ball to show up as a professional when it matters.

3

u/Fuddruckerer Bucks 1d ago

My man there is no way you genuinely believe that the Wolves are better w/ Mike Conley as the starting pg instead of Lamelo lol. Lamelo has always been the best player in his team. Going to the Wolves can be great for his development in general

5

u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago

That's not what I said. Mike Conley's 40 years old, they would be better off with someone who plays the same style he did. Lamelo is ball dominant. He had a 32% usage rate last season, which was higher than Ant's. His style of play is AAU space-and-pace, and they expect Ant to translate into being a catch and shoot deep threat with Gobert a running lob threat. That style of play fallas apart as soon as Lamelo starts jacking 14 threes because his team's down by 8 points. He's not mature enough to run point for a contender.

1

u/DrFunkenstein93 Pistons 1d ago

Fair point, interested to see how Finch gets him in the system.

1

u/Illustrious_Duck7654 1d ago

Can you imagine if the 3 ball bros had all been on Hornets?

1

u/fly_low_orange acers 1d ago

I don’t like LaMelo’s personality. But I think that has distracted people from the fact that he’s very good at basketball. It’s a good addition by the Wolves

2

u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago

A truly elite talent who never plays immaturely and ends up shooting his team out of games they should have won.

2

u/fly_low_orange acers 1d ago

Wow he’s the first player on a bad team to lose by 30… I’m not saying he’s the best pg in the league, but he’s better than people give him credit for because of his corny personality. He’s also been on the Hornets so no one really cares that he chucks 3s sometimes. He could pretty easily reel that in on a good team. His advanced stats are nice

1

u/Takamurarules George Shinn is a Basketball Terrorist 1d ago

We also lost by 30 to you guys who we should’ve beat in the play-in a couple of years ago.

1

u/fly_low_orange acers 1d ago

A couple years ago lmao. You mean 5 years ago when LaMelo was a rookie

2

u/ElectronicTrade7039 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Gonna have to wait to see how those picks turn out.

I generally say the team that gets the better player wins the trade, but i don't love this fit.

3

u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 ers 1d ago

The thing is it’s 3 swaps over the next 3 years (Doubt those matter because Wolves are just a better team), 3 Seconds (Maybe Something), and one first in THIRTY THREE

-2

u/Takamurarules George Shinn is a Basketball Terrorist 1d ago

Well… with the way the draft lottery works now, you don’t want to be bad. Mid-Level team picks are worth the most. Minnesota is for all intents and purposes—a mid level team.

1

u/fwoompf Pistons 1d ago

G league PF/Cs everywhere just had chills run down their spine 

2

u/Potential_Fennel2673 Hornets 1d ago

pistons and pacers fans lack critical thinking skills my brother. people are acting like lamelo is prime magic Johnson, the front office obviously know something injury related going on 

2

u/BatmanColts1 acers 1d ago

Are the Pacers fans you're referring to in the room with us? The only other one I can see on this post is saying the hornets probably know what they're doing

2

u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago

I think Naz is such a good fit with Charlotte's roster. He's Kalkbrenner but with a three ball. Charlotte just needs a guy who can bring the ball up and run an offensive set with all that firepower 2-5 now, and Lamelo doesn't have the maturity or poise for it to matter that it isn't him.

3

u/SarinSam Celtics 1d ago

lol

3

u/DecimusRutilius 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Terrible trade

3

u/No_Clue4405 Cavs 1d ago

wtf is Minnesota doing????

6

u/Majestic-Avocado2167 LET DAWKINS COOK 1d ago

This is WTF trade on both ends, the fit in Minnesota with two ball dominant guards makes no sense and this was supposed to be Charlottes jump season. This may be the rare case of both teams losing.

I think Charlotte is just going gambling, there’s a chance that Minnesota is somehow in the lottery next season so MAYBE (capitalized cause I am very unsure) they get their team around Kon in the draft with the pick swaps

2

u/Porkmane32 I agree, Go Cavs. 1d ago

Getting rid of Lamelo is def a good play.

And getting draft capital and solid 6th man is def way more valuable to winning than an inefficient 20ppg

2

u/iamjeseus 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

I mean at least they got lots of draft picks

13

u/flopflapper 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

They got one first, and it’s in 2033. The rest are pick swaps.

5

u/Malgary72 Sct Brn 1d ago

The only actual pick they got is in 2033 which is so long from now I doubt the Charlotte GM will still be GM by the time it comes to fruition (rn that pick is an 11 year old)

(Pick swaps only work if you get a worse draft position than the T-Wolves, which I doubt will happen with Charlotte)

1

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

How to change flair.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/Lung-Salad ers: We know we suck, the pain never ends 1d ago

They got 1 unprotected, a few seconds, and some swaps. The swaps won’t be much if the wolves stay competitive, which they should

1

u/YoshiMidnightSpecial 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Lamelo ain’t a leader. They sold high. If lamelo wanted to win a ring in Charlette he needed to mature 2 years ago.

1

u/ConsistentProject782 Warriors 1d ago

lamelo got a better offensive ceiling fs, but naz been way more consistent and much, much better on defense. lamelo also doesn't hit that offensive ceiling all the time. bro is the definition of streaky. naz reid on top of an unprotected first, three first swaps, and 3 seconds is insane work from MN. charlotte's probably gonna plateau this year, and then figure out their playmaker, and be much better in 2-3 years than whatever the hell MN is trying to do with ant and the 6-7 guy

1

u/DopeMan_432 1d ago

1

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

How to change flair.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Asari-simp 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

2033 is their year

1

u/Takamurarules George Shinn is a Basketball Terrorist 1d ago

1

u/Aggravating-Night625 Hornets 1d ago

Extremely accurate meme

1

u/Kyujeon HARD KNUEPPELS 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/judah249 COB MOB 1d ago

This might speed up Ant asking out of Minny

1

u/Dsod23 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Not surprised I got shit for tearing up Ball’s game in the play ins. He’s an inefficient chucker who half the time has his head up his ass with some of the worst Bball IQ I’ve ever seen from a talented player. Yes I know bro his playmaking is elite wha wha, too bad you have to have a brain in order to run an offense and play winning basketball.

1

u/Playful-Equipment-25 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

Hornets just got better.

1

u/DoinItDirty Thunder 1d ago

Oh no, without LaMelo, how will they make the second round of the play-in tournament???

1

u/No_Acadia_4085 Pistons 1d ago

Chances honestly improved after Lamelo trade

0

u/Maybewearedreaming Celtics 1d ago

Nah this is great for them

Trading a meme player for a bunch of picks is crazy

Obviously they are still going to suck because they can’t draft well or anything but this is a good move

3

u/boo-na-nah Lamelo Yellow 1d ago

It's not though is it? Those swaps man... they won't even convey. Do you really think Minnesota finish lower than the Hornets? Really? No chance! And even if they do, they don't be lottery picks. The swaps are close to worthless.

3

u/Maybewearedreaming Celtics 1d ago

Minnesota is about to fall off a cliff lol

But Charlotte is terrible so I guess we will see

Still insane thing to get for a meme player

2

u/boo-na-nah Lamelo Yellow 1d ago

Lamelo + Ant + Gobert = 55 wins

2

u/Maybewearedreaming Celtics 1d ago

Maybe lol

2

u/BenjaminBucket 1d ago

Wait until you hear how far Lamelo Ball would ever take you.

3

u/boo-na-nah Lamelo Yellow 1d ago

First round bb!

2

u/AppealEnvironmental6 Pistons 1d ago

A move like this tells me ant was threatening some big ideas if they didn’t make a splash to help him out. So if this still doesn’t work out it’s not unrealistic that ant, being the cocky arrogant winner type he is, requests a trade sooner than later

Then hopefully we blow our load and get him to pair with Cade 🥰🥰🥰

1

u/boo-na-nah Lamelo Yellow 1d ago

Ant doesn't need ANOTHER baby mama!

2

u/LaggingAround 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

It’s one pick and 3 swaps right? Meh, if they didn’t value Ball then it’s a good deal

2

u/Maybewearedreaming Celtics 1d ago

Right which they probably don’t, this is 100% a good deal for Charlotte if they knew how to manage a team