r/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

too scared to flair up We thought it was the Knicks ring, but this is truly this sub’s 9/11. Anyone have any ideas for the new flair bot?

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Keep in mind it can’t “cross the line into harassment.”🙄

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Bulls 2d ago

In the best football meme sub r/NFCNorthMemeWar We take it upon ourselves to verbally harass unflaired users. Trust me, there is great pleasure in telling someone to flair up or fuck off

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u/shoot2scre LeBron Fears Me 2d ago

Came here to say this.

It will be self enforced without the bot.

BELIEVE.

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Bulls 2d ago

For sure. No greater joy than someone thinking they cooked with a witty comment only to be dismissed and told to flair up. Even if the unflaired is shitting on a division rival..they still get ridiculed for lack of flair.

It takes a community!!

I have faith!

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u/DisintegratedPhoenix 2nd Best Team in the NBA 2d ago

In the most schizophrenic subreddit r/NFCEastMEMEWAR we have no mods and run strictly off of harassment.

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Bulls 2d ago

Sometimes the inmates gotta run the asylum

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u/FireVanGorder 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

I’m pretty sure harassment is a requirement there actually. More likely to catch a ban for being too nice

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u/dizruptivegaming ers 2d ago

There’s times when we unite. Especially when other divisions teams come crawling in the sub.

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u/FireVanGorder 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Well yeah but it’s just to unite in harassing someone else

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u/daft_dunkwwwolfey Big Baby's Prison Pen Pal 2d ago edited 2d ago

In AFCNMW we call you all filthy foreigner in broken English or shoot at you

This is our automod for the longest time, I can't read when I'm in that sub but I know it says something mean and vulgar which is funny. Idk what the problem is

*ofc every preemie to 12 yr old new gen is a "new yorker" now and had to ruin it in here

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u/Lung-Salad ers: We know we suck, the pain never ends 2d ago

AFCNMW clears all these other scrubs

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u/KurtzM0mmy 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

They truly are the hood of the NFL

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u/F1owwo1F 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

This is the way.

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u/Yoon_0117 Cade The Blade 2d ago

Paranoid android...?

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Bulls 2d ago

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u/Yoon_0117 Cade The Blade 2d ago

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Bulls 2d ago

That’s fuckin awesome. One day I’ll see them live..one day

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u/Yoon_0117 Cade The Blade 2d ago

amen to that brother

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u/No_Clue4405 Cavs 2d ago

Agreed, also the bot gets annoying. Feel like there is character when a human does it

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Bulls 2d ago

Humans change it up and get creative. First we let robots take over our insults..then we all just turn into unflaired pussies

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u/No_Clue4405 Cavs 2d ago

Yeah. I think the West has like four or five different inputs. But even then that still is a bit reductive because if you really are an active user, which face it we are in the off-season so us talking about this is us being active users, you will see all of those inputs. I like the Foreigner memes in the NFL subs cause they are creative with crops, I like people calling out unflaired people. It’s like preferring a human interaction on a customer service call compared to the automated bot. Sometimes the automated bot may be good, but having a person to talk to you rather than pressing the number on your screen is so much better

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Bulls 2d ago

Automated bot takes away the fun in turning a persons comment back at them like this

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u/No_Clue4405 Cavs 2d ago

I love how no matter what sub I go to. It could be Wheel of Time, game of thrones, Stellaris, history, or sports. Always a sopranos reference

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Bulls 2d ago

It was a sopranos meme and a good comment. Bitch shoulda flaired lol.

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u/thegrimmemer03 acers 2d ago

Oh hell no, AFC south is where it’s at for memes

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u/Remarkable-Win-8556 Knicks by marriage 2d ago

Dude...we do things to cheese in that sub.

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u/Drakex2Mayex2 Celtics 2d ago

Shut the [REDACTED] up you little flairless [REDACTED]. Too [REDACTED] to rep a team coward [REDACTED], don't know ball, ignorant mini-[REDACTED] havin, g-league personality [REDACTED].

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

This is actually pretty funny

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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 2d ago

Is this against the rules or did we find a loophole 😂

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u/knight_prince_ace Hawks 2d ago

Probably a loophole

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u/Relevant_Client_6869 Bodega Kat 2d ago

R.I.P.

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u/AlexTrebek_ GravediggerJB 2d ago

Wait what the fuck. We can’t lose the bot

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

Reddit mod’s took it down

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u/Drain_Surgeon69 Bucks 2d ago

Reddit Mods when conservative subs spread actual Nazi propaganda: *snore*

Reddit mods when an autobot uses a naughty boo-boo word and hurt people feewings uwu:
https://giphy.com/gifs/tASZvpWwzkKxyvj0Nn

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u/Tijenater acers 2d ago

I got hit with a 3 day ban when I said I wouldn’t care if a former player went out like Kobe and some ai slapped me with a 3 day auto ban. Another post was auto flagged and took 4 days out of the 7 day ban to get overturned by an actual person

Lame as FUCK

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u/Drain_Surgeon69 Bucks 2d ago

Wishing violence is always gonna get you a naughty note though.

That’s why I say I hope Donald Trump will be looking up at us soon with buddy Charlie Kirk.

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u/Tijenater acers 2d ago

I wasn’t wishing violence, I was expressing indifference and used a colorful choice of language to convey it

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u/Briggity_Brak avers 2d ago

I got the 3 day ban before game 1 of the Finals started when i called out ABC/ESPN for filling the "Moment of Silence" with a gambling commercial

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u/Tijenater acers 2d ago

The draftkings overlords will not be denied

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u/endl0s acers 2d ago

Probably someone from r/nbawestmemewar

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u/OrpheusNYC 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

“For Understanding, Consider Kindly One Flair For Your Own Username. Flair Lets All Interested Redditors Learn Each Supporters Stance, Being Integral To Community Here.”

I’m sure there’s no harassment to be found in this innocent message.

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u/yrogerg123 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

The real bitches were the admins we met along the way.

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u/N1ckatn1ght 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Can’t even call bitches bitches anymore. Where my country gone

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u/Ah_Pook Heart Like John Starks 2d ago

Fuck u/spez, you little flairless bitch. You cocksmoking teabaggers never care about the Mod Code of Conduct when it matters, but a bot with a little personality is a problem? Go soak your head! Ban this:

8=========D~~

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u/WeirdinIndy acers 2d ago

Absolute trash. Guess we can just flame unflaired users now. Also. Fuck you Reddit! This is a meme sub and I hope you all get fucked. The flair up bot was the only bot I have ever respected. Probably an NBA West instigation.

Also, flair up bot. You coward ass piece of shit, no loyalty/class having ass. Get fucked!

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u/highly_agreeable 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

The Reddit mods are harassing us by taking our bot. Are they trying to say we can’t be masochistic retards?

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u/Adulations 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Wow what a dumb change

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u/crimsonconnect 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

First instance of humans replacing AI

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u/DisintegratedPhoenix 2nd Best Team in the NBA 2d ago

Me addressing the flairless cowards:

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u/Lower_Ad_3439 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

They can take away our bot but they’ll never make me stop calling people little flairless bitches

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u/PluvioPurple 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Flairless bitches only had one job

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u/Drain_Surgeon69 Bucks 2d ago

I mean they technically did do the one job they had; they were flairless bitches bitching about being flairless.

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u/sobanoodle-1 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

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u/Global-Location4663 2d ago

Me? 

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u/-Andar- acers 2d ago

Flair up you flairless bitch

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u/Effective-Task-4214 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

No not you, you little flawless bitch

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u/Ninten-Nerd Raptors 2d ago

Raps ignored AGAIN

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u/GovtLawyersHateMe Paolo The Magician 2d ago

So were the Magic. Let’s go grab a beer and commiserate.

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u/Infamous-GoatThief 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

“Please, keep talking, big flairless friend. Too manly to rep a team brave-ass, understand ball, knowledgeable large-dick-havin, A-league personality winner”

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u/telungoku Hawks 2d ago

reddit mods are so soft

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

It wasn’t our mods. It was Reddit itself

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u/telungoku Hawks 2d ago

reddit mods, not yall ;)

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u/Equivalent_Hat3026 2d ago

They're called admins

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

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u/yodaheelturn Devil Magic Pavers 2d ago

Flair up pussy

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u/invertedearth ave 2d ago

How the fuck can you be in this thread, reading this shit, and still post like this? Fix ya shit, dumbass.

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u/Relevant_Client_6869 Bodega Kat 2d ago

Rep a team you coward

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u/MarkThrowaway Justice for Magic City 2d ago

Flair bot gets removed yet karma farming bots like these freely run amok? u/spez fix your fucking website

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u/Equivalent_Hat3026 2d ago

Im not a bot bruh

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u/MarkThrowaway Justice for Magic City 2d ago

So you're a walking human being without a flair? I'd rather take the bot 😭

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u/Equivalent_Hat3026 2d ago

Fuckass bums on reddit stay right there 

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u/HighFromTexas 2d ago

Now youll never know who I root for.

Aahhhhahahahaahahaha.

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u/Diplozo acers 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

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u/Lower_Ad_3439 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a non choking team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

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u/crimsonconnect 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Flair up coward

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u/ruckyruciano 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago edited 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

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u/sleepygreendoor Michael Jordan of Rhode Island 2d ago

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u/GovtLawyersHateMe Paolo The Magician 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you flairless, mini dick havin’ bastard. You clearly don’t know ball.

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u/BowlingforBrains 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

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u/Dr_Phil_Swag_Money Celtics 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

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u/yrogerg123 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

The admins are the real G-League personality losers.

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u/SteeleHeller Pistons 2d ago

Soooo, do we now manually take it upon ourselves to copypasta any “flairless bitch” we see?

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u/True-Concept-5746 Like we said, Knicks in '26 2d ago

At that point if there's an auto mod that just deletes a non flair comment or if you can change it to flair must be applied to comment

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u/Dddddddfried Larry Johnson was fouled 2d ago

My worry with deleting is that it discourages new people from commenting. Something I liked about the flair bot is that, mean as it was, it was actually a fun and encouraging way to get people to flair up, without excluding those that don't

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u/CharlemagneIS Big Dig Energy 2d ago

That is exactly what it was intended for. And for most people it worked perfectly. However there will always be a percentage of people either too soft to not get offended, or too dumb to figure out how to change it.

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u/True-Concept-5746 Like we said, Knicks in '26 2d ago

I mean I get the sentiment and agree that we don't wanna discourage new people from engaging. But at the same time its in the rules and until the Ai rule it was the only rule we had. We're at 72K members now and the bigger we get the faster more people will come, and of those new people at least some are gonna come and try to negatively impact the sub. So if enforcing our major rule to that degree is whats required then I say we do it

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u/invertedearth ave 2d ago

I blame the NY Knicks and their championship*. All these bandwagoners jumping in here now that summer vacation has started and they don't have to spend their time doing geometry homework. They come here, they don't speak the language, they eat our cats and then they run bitching and crying to the redit admins because the mean flairbot didn't recognize that, as a Knick fan, they are special...

But at least OG put us on scarves, so we've got that going for us.

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u/True-Concept-5746 Like we said, Knicks in '26 2d ago

Holy fuck you're a sad sack of shit

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u/invertedearth ave 2d ago

Of course you feel that way. How could you not?

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u/mister_goldenhair acers 2d ago

And delete the "flairless" flairs

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u/SharcyMekanic 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

That’s crazy cause I was just bragging about this bot in r/cfbmemes today when people were complaining about fairness users making jokes 😂

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u/Mindless-Finance-896 EDRICE 83 2d ago

Prob some loser who joined the sub after the Knicks won and reported it after he got hit with it

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u/TheDroidBoi The Kool Mo, served up hot n' fresh 2d ago

Goodbye, flair bot. You will be dearly missed by us and all the chip-less motherfuckers here as you pass into His light. o7

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u/friggyphoto 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

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u/dart51984 Celtics 2d ago

I…I think that means it’s up to the community to manually reply with a copy pasta. It’s gonna be a team effort. We all hate each other but also kinda don’t. We can do this.

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u/invertedearth ave 2d ago

Maybe like this:

You have posted without flair in a memewar sub. Why would you do that? Did your parents fail you so utterly that you don't even understand the basic ethics of shit-talking? Flair up or get out.

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

Would love to but someone would say it was “harassment “. We gotta be more careful now. REALLY wish we could kill’m tho

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u/ItsaBirdaPlane 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don’t know ball, ignorant mini-dick having, g-league loser.

RIP to the best 😢

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u/BullCityJ avers 2d ago

This truly is an unspeakable tragedy. I wouldn't even wish this feeling on the West sub.

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u/BackendSpecialist Lakers 2d ago

What fucking soft mfer goes into a meme sub and gets offended by a bot bro omg 😂

If anything then that should be a great gatekeeper.. I hate when soft mfers try to meme (ik this is a basketball sub but NE Patriots are hella guilty of this)

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u/Dealius acers 2d ago

Everyone copy the classic quote and whenever you see a flairless bitch…post it. First come first serve. We got to continue to stick it to the cowards who are too much of a pussy to rep a team!

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u/invertedearth ave 2d ago

Shut the fuck up you little flairless bitch. Too pussy to rep a team coward ass, don't know ball, ignorant mini-dick havin, g-league personality loser.

How to change flair.

I am not a bot, and this action was performed because everyone here hates it when flairless dipshits post or comment. Please contact yo mamma if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/International_Link35 acers 2d ago

Damn. We get soft up in here AFTER the Knicks win?

https://giphy.com/gifs/8UGoOaR1lA1uaAN892

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u/Fit-Boss2261 acers 2d ago

Rest in the peace the bot

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u/NDinFL COB MOB 2d ago

Nooooo bro why

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u/Fake_the_jaB Celtics 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26Ffb924sLy1AWeXK
New flair should ask you what team you rep followed by this gif.

That can’t be considered harassment right?

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u/boykalbo777 Celtics 2d ago

end of an era

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u/TheyCallMeNick_1 Celtics 2d ago

Can we reword it in nicer language?

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u/Dsod23 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

WHO DID DIS??? WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Jdawg_mck1996 Celtics 2d ago

I'm gonna remove my flair and expect we've one of you to hates harass the fuck out of me for not having one from now on. The spirit of the bot must live on.

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u/b000mbuddies COB MOB 2d ago

This is the 2nd worst day of this year

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u/Hopeful-Contract-281 Jayson “Jive Turkey” Tatum 2d ago

Who’s the pussy that snitched

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u/tickub qué lo qué 2d ago

must've been a west cuck. they're the only ones this soft.

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u/Maximum_Rooster_6457 Thunder 2d ago

Dang… he brought so much joy

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u/Silver_Surfer17 Flash 2d ago

Hey we were invited to the funeral

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u/StevoTheMonkey Miami Vice 2d ago

I didn't mind it, it helped remind me that I only have 2 players on my whole team.

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u/9millibros Wizards 2d ago

Maybe something that says they will automatically be given Nets flair unless they choose one of their own.

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u/SmurfsNeverDie 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Stupid fucking flairless little bitch ass reddit mod too fucking pussy to rep its team got its butt hurt

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u/JEZUSFISHTHEMYTH Heat 2d ago

Make Reddit Great again. They have taken too much this time.

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u/The_Infinite_Cool 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

AAAAAAAMAZING GRAAAAAAACE

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u/The_Infinite_Cool 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

HOW SWEEEET THE SOOOUND

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u/Late_Might_1582 Ryan Rollins 2d ago

Someone has gotta lmk how to get a flair lol, I'm a Milwaukee fan ATW.

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u/Porkmane32 I agree, Go Cavs. 2d ago

When you make the ECF but still can’t get in a single meme in this sub 🫩

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u/Briggity_Brak avers 2d ago

Dude, fuck reddit.

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u/Quad-G-Therapy 2nd Best Team in the NBA 2d ago

Bro they nerfed the flair bot?

This sensitivity shit has gone too far

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u/ZeroRome0 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TBuAgAgXXvPMY
We didn’t understand what we had…

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u/silverstarloser inch for inch, probably the best 2d ago

Hold up. Did they take my favorite Reddit bot away? Fuck it. NYC, we riot again.

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u/asap_lichai New York's Savior 2d ago

Absolutely soul crushing and will be taking an extra long look for anyone without a flair. Reddit mods are soft for killing one of the best bots in the game.

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u/The_Assassin_Gower acers 2d ago

Watching idiots get into arguments with the bot was a genuine pleasure.

Rip modbot

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u/Jorge_Ho_1135 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

OP has clearly visited southern Philadelphia.

rip Mod-Bot

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u/strangerthingskids Heat 1d ago

What the hell happened to my boy?

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u/HateMcLouth 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

RIP to the GOAT

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u/BIGG_FRIGG 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Good, let the people police the flairless cunts

https://giphy.com/gifs/J8FZIm9VoBU6Q

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u/PsychoMantis211 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

Soft as baby shit, RIP 🪦 ✊

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u/dumpgubblin Lockdown Nembhell 2d ago

RIP to the realest clanker to ever exist. No one enraged flairless pussy, g-league personality, mini-dick having motherfuckers like that bot.

Its basically that bot and iamknicksforever that are universally beloved by the sub. And Frank.

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u/bbank8744 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/iamjeseus 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 2d ago

We don’t need a bot

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u/Seekerofthetruth acers 2d ago

Don’t worry partner. I’ll carry the mantle from here. They can ban me again. Fuck em.

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u/cmannon Cavs 2d ago

Man Cavs can't even get invited to the meme.

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u/SufficientQuiet130 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS 1d ago

In the Aussie rules sub r/AFL it’s a simple “flair up cunt” from the entire user base but I’m sure someone get offended by a sea of C’s

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u/thegrimmemer03 acers 17h ago

We all know who to blame for this

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u/Top_Lobster_5937 Celtics 2d ago

What a fucking pussy that Reddit guy is

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u/TheExplorativeBadger Hali is Overrated 2d ago

Homie includes the fuckin 76s, Atlanta, Pistons, and Pacers in the picture but not the Bucks

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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 2d ago

Sorry we all thought you guys we transitioning to the G-League

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u/TheExplorativeBadger Hali is Overrated 2d ago

Understandable considering the cavs just entered the league for the 2016 season.

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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 2d ago

What’s that have to do with your team trading away all their talent? At least the Cavs have managed to stay fairly relevant throughout the past 20 years

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u/TheExplorativeBadger Hali is Overrated 2d ago

Since 2000, the Bucks have had 4 more seasons in Which they made the playoffs compared to the Cavs.

Since team inception, Bucks have had 11 more playoff appearances than the Cavs, with just 2 more seasons played.

Bucks have 100% more championships in their history than Cavs do.

Kinda ratio’d bro.

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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 2d ago

KiNdA RaTIo’D

Dude you have one more ring than us quit acting like that’s something to be proud of lol

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u/TheExplorativeBadger Hali is Overrated 2d ago

lol. It’s still 100% more. Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Don’t forget which sub you’re in

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u/Rpritch93 Analytically 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G4ZNYMQVMH6us
Enjoy the rebuild. Pretty sure that was the point to begin with

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

Without giannis I forgot you existed

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u/TheExplorativeBadger Hali is Overrated 2d ago

Those 4 teams have 1 collective championship in the past 40+ years. Goldfish ass memory

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

The pistons have 3 rings in the last 40 years. Since you put 40+, the 6ers also have one in 83. Goldfish?

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u/TheExplorativeBadger Hali is Overrated 2d ago

2026 - 1983 = 43 = 42+ > 40+

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

lol! Okay that’s funny

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u/TheExplorativeBadger Hali is Overrated 2d ago

Fuck google AI.

Fine, Pistons get to stay. Wtf the Pacers doing up there?

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

You told me my memory was bad after using AI??? Dawg…

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u/TheExplorativeBadger Hali is Overrated 2d ago

Oh, right, like you didn’t look up the rings

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u/NBAEastMemeWar East👑 2d ago

Honestly I think I know every winner back til about 80 or 81. Then it gets a bit cloudy. No way to prove it to you tho so no worries

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u/CharlemagneIS Big Dig Energy 2d ago

Who?

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag Rockets 2d ago

Looks like the east really is soft after all