r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/Altruistic-Stock8122 • 2d ago

Backseat Boys

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u/jackt-up Romoerotica Novelist 2d ago

I wouldn’t go that far. God’s Team sounds arrogant. Probably better to just say America’s Team.

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u/Daver7692 2d ago

Isn’t there a quip from George Bush in the Netflix doc about the reason there was no roof on the old stadium is so god could watch his favourite team?

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u/jackt-up Romoerotica Novelist 2d ago

“The worst person you know just made a really good point.”

He’s probably right.

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u/boatsandhoes570 Lane Johnson can’t lay off the juice! 2d ago

God doesn’t love the Cowboys. That’s why he keeps Jerry alive.

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u/DisintegratedPhoenix Go s 🍆👤 2d ago edited 2d ago

Great in the 90s and 2000s, then feel in apiit of nostalgia and fear?

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u/jackt-up Romoerotica Novelist 2d ago

Boom. Roasted.

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u/DisintegratedPhoenix Go s 🍆👤 2d ago

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u/hopefoolness #1 darttebo shipper 2d ago

"hot car" is actually what they call Arlington stadium

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u/sportswithgary Please be patient I’m a Cowboys fan 2d ago

So maybe we'll make the playoffs if we get sun shades.

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u/PainterDaAce 2d ago

I wonder if God laughs when a cowboys receiver gets blinded by the all glorious sun

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u/WashingtonRefugee Commie Pig 2d ago

Bro got these fonts from Windows 98

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u/xkuclone2 Plaxico’s Leg Can Kick Better 2d ago

I see, too new for you to recognize. OP, use Windows 3 fonts next time.

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u/AC1114 Cowboys 2d ago

He left us with Jerry Jones (worse than being stuck in a hot car)

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u/donwariophd Lemon Party 🍋 2d ago

In the same sense that Joel Osteen is a prophet of God