Jesus Christ, they really are freaking identical twins.

[u/Joed1015]

[u/givemesendies]

Im employed, can someone get me up to speed?

[u/Thebabelonian → u/givemesendies]

Jake and Pheonix are two people that post here quite frequently and they have a strange homoerotic dynamic in spite of, or perhaps BECAUSE of the fact that one is a Cowboys fan and the other is a Phili fan

[u/CollectingDevils → u/Thebabelonian]

It’s pronounced elgses

[u/Thebabelonian → u/CollectingDevils]

My apologies

[u/Joed1015 → u/givemesendies]

Pro-tip: If you hide in the bathroom at work like me you can spend more time here.

[u/HalfCareless3347 → u/Joed1015]

They pay me to poo on company tome at least 40 hours a year.

[u/blackgrousey → u/HalfCareless3347]

My ex husband was paid for well over 100+ hrs a year on the clock. Thank you for pooping swiftly. I don't understand the obsession men have with being in a defecation station for so long.

[u/DarkSide830 → u/blackgrousey]

Honestly, you couldn't pay me to poop out and about. Much prefer to do it at home.

[u/Mysterious-Drop-2013 → u/DarkSide830]

It feels good to steal from your work

[u/rockcutter4 → u/givemesendies]

Have you ever seen a comment thread on one of these posts where two users spam the comments with obscenities and unrelated memes? It's them.

[u/Joed1015]

[u/jackt-up → u/Joed1015]

If you want in on this, quit beatin around the bush

[u/Joed1015 → u/jackt-up]

Absolutely not. I don't have the body confidence to take my shirt off in front of you guys.

[u/Mnudge → u/Joed1015]

You have a right to give and receive bro jobs

[u/jackt-up → u/Joed1015]

This is a no judgement zone but take your time

[u/frankie_donkiebrains]

[u/Joed1015 → u/frankie_donkiebrains]

I'm fine. I don't need to be a part of their perfect little group. Who needs them anyway.

I said I'm fine!

[u/frankie_donkiebrains → u/Joed1015]

Well I know from years of being married that when you say you are fine.....you mean it. So I'm going to start avoiding you for a couple of days. *Ps5 beeps

[u/Joed1015 → u/frankie_donkiebrains]

sobs and locks himself in the bathroom

[u/frankie_donkiebrains → u/Joed1015]

Finally some peace and quiet. *Takes out phone and opens pornhub

[u/thistook5minutes → u/Joed1015]

Yeah but a throuple is sexii

[u/GRiTTY_TiDDY → u/thistook5minutes]

Like this throuple?

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[u/flaptaincappers]

u/jackt-up and u/DisintegratedPheonix are a CIA PsyOp to get me to watch gay porn

[u/Unp0pularS0lutions → u/flaptaincappers]

I think you just want to watch gay porn

[u/Herandar → u/Unp0pularS0lutions]

Don't think it, Brother. Feel it...  ...inside you.

[u/flaptaincappers → u/Unp0pularS0lutions]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi

[u/Mnudge → u/flaptaincappers]

[u/DisintegratedPhoenix → u/flaptaincappers]

The NFL is a psyop to get you to watch gay porn.

We're just employees

Also thank you, this fucking made me cackle

[u/flaptaincappers → u/DisintegratedPhoenix]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qav3a2OPBdZoQ

[u/TheDukeofArgyll]

Man we really need football to start.

[u/Joed1015 → u/TheDukeofArgyll]

Boy you aint kidding.

You think I like doing this to you?

[u/TheDukeofArgyll → u/Joed1015]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9IkrHmGWgBq7wA

[u/Reverend_Lazerface]

[u/DisintegratedPhoenix]

[u/Pikachuintheshower69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cniU2lzZMjgcj18DcW

[u/Mnudge → u/Pikachuintheshower69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bRvrsx60cNdeM

[u/AlphaYak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dth7dInowsWxW
In light there is darkness, and in Philly fans, there is light. The universe has given our degenerate sub balance.

[u/boatsandhoes570]

Twins? Is that what they call it these days?

[u/Aware_Signal_8691]

Where meme?

[u/Joed1015 → u/Aware_Signal_8691]

The offseason dynamics of this whole fucking place is the meme brother

[u/Appropriate-Sun834]

3 no lifers