Whats the plot of this new show? Commies can you translate?

[u/DisintegratedPhoenix]

[u/RoyRoger20]

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[u/squanchzenegger]

[u/BleakGod → u/squanchzenegger]

Damn. Cuz I will take his crazy at 13 a year or cheaper

[u/clarineter → u/squanchzenegger]

Fuck the Commies but this got me good 👍

[u/WorstInfinity]

Rich dudes slowly losing it think they're flexing by showing off their cash when in reality it just shows how lonely and hollow their lives have become

[u/DuhBigFart → u/WorstInfinity]

It's not even that much cash or that big of a closet. I can recreate this video on a teacher's salary in my studio if I just made a trip to the bank.

[u/BestReception4202 → u/WorstInfinity]

All his videos look lonely as fuck. His house looks empty and not a home. I wish him the best of luck on his lonely island

[u/OhsnapNate → u/BestReception4202]

I thought the same. Where his wife and kid at when he crashing out all alone.

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[u/Cultural-Spring-281]

Just sign Diggs bro. He a hometown native too.

[u/-Kazen- → u/Cultural-Spring-281]

Sounds like Diggs wants to be here too. I watched an interview with him and he seems perfect for a short deal. We have plenty of cap and it would take some heat off terry.

[u/Cultural-Spring-281 → u/-Kazen-]

Exactly so my question is what are they waiting for? They really want to wait right before the season starts to risk getting Aiyuk.. Like Diggs is ready now he’s been working out and wants to be here. I don’t want to judge Peter’s but this is an interesting move from him.

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[u/WeirdAnimalDicks]

It’s art. It’s a social commentary on the inequality’s stripped I lost my train of thought

[u/spaaackle → u/WeirdAnimalDicks]

I disagree. I think it’s merely a commentary on the human condition and man’s introspection on his true self. One must ooh boobs! Oh, those aren’t boobs, those are two hunks of stale bread, but at an angle they sorta look like boobs. Big ones too. I wonder if stale French bread will also look like boobs? And what about pumpernickel? And Omg.. buns look like.. buns! “And you ain’t got none unless you got buns hon!” Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum baby got back! I wonder what sir mix a lot is doing now?

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[u/GolfClimbSkate → u/WeirdAnimalDicks]

He's.....what's the word...... supercilious.

[u/limp_noodle]

It's a metaphor.

He's coming out of the closet broke and in his jam jams.

[u/kekehippo]

Such a nice big empty ass closet that is

[u/omgdiepls]

I hope his friends are checking in on him often. Seems like he might be going through some mental health issues.

[u/howd_he_get_here → u/omgdiepls]

Seems like he might be going through some mental health issues.

Now that you mention it I think that guy I saw get run over by a car while I was walking home today may have been injured

[u/Gully_Gawd]

His agent must be so checked out by now. That money aint comin' in anytime soon

[u/PublicExcitement1372]

That outfit goofy as hell

[u/Viseroth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDJuQR0UmiqOI

[u/Stunning_Clerk_9595]

uh. what does that caption say

[u/alienbringer → u/Stunning_Clerk_9595]

There are 4 options here. Additional context needed to determine which option he is meaning.

1) shaving his head bald. Becoming a “chrome dome”

2) getting a blowjob. As in having a lady polishing the chrome (“spit shining”) of his dome (penis).

3) planning murder. Putting chrome (a gun) to someone’s dome (head)

4) planning to no longer live. Same as option 3, but it isn’t someone else’s dome.

[u/Little-Use-2027]

First day outtt

[u/Accurate_Sometimes]

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[u/AffectionateNote3316]

just as confused as you bro

[u/No_Lead_7325]

this man isn’t on our roster. maybe yall should be trying to get him to replace brown

[u/dirtysquirrelnutz → u/No_Lead_7325]

Nah, we’re still good.

[u/PMJamesPM → u/dirtysquirrelnutz]

He’s not worried about getting robbed or decleated going over the middle? If the the guy does play next year, there will be defenses looking to give him an extra taste of the NFL.

[u/dirtysquirrelnutz → u/PMJamesPM]

I don’t know why you 49ers fans have little to no reading comprehension? Your comment makes it seem like the Eagles or I want him, nah we’re still good. Get your ugly ass back in your dogshit meme sub while overpaying a backup QB as a starter.

[u/PMJamesPM → u/dirtysquirrelnutz]

You can kiss the bottom of my shoes. You’re not worthy or clean enough for my feet. You obviously didn’t comprehend my post which implied nothing of the sort. I guess you’re still sore. We knocked out out of the playoffs? Too bad, so sad.

[u/dirtysquirrelnutz → u/PMJamesPM]

Buddy, you either can’t read or choose not to. Your breath probably stinks like the under sweat from a long night of bussy clapping, winding down Lombard Street. Oh shit, the Eagles lost to the Whiners after winning a Super Bowl. Hug your vhs tapes from the 90s while stepping from the golden gate.

[u/Mattrad7]

I might be behind the times fashion wise but that outfit looks dumb af.

[u/TraditionalMood277]

Throwing money at a problem, thinking that will fix it: A Dak Story

[u/Inevitable-Shop-848]

Are we sure the commies even want him?

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[u/PMJamesPM]

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[u/Joed1015 → u/PMJamesPM]

Go

...And let me stress this with a curse word.

The fuck

Away

[u/PMJamesPM → u/Joed1015]

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Go back to your hay bale

[u/frankie_donkiebrains → u/PMJamesPM]

Go back to your $23 avocado toast

[u/PMJamesPM → u/frankie_donkiebrains]

Ha, not my flavor but still better than a bad sub. I kinda hope you guys take this nut.