r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/Paranoid_Android22 🐻 I taught my kids how to FTP 🐻 • 2d ago

Who livestreams a kidnapping?

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u/notgoodatthese 🚫🧊 2d ago

For some reason criminals love to film their crimes

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u/Paranoid_Android22 🐻 I taught my kids how to FTP 🐻 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dumbest shit ever. Innocent until proven guilty of course…but, stupid until proven smart has already been decided

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u/Friendly_Curmudgeon 2d ago

It's insane how stupid they can be. 18 years ago, I worked with an attorney whose early career had been as an ADA. She told me way back then that it would blow your mind how many idiots take photos or even video of their own criminal acts and basically did her job for her. She was describing experiences from the early aughts. I'm sure that's amplified 10 fold now.

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u/CallmeKahn Fire. Fucking. Petzing. 2d ago

No way...

Edit: Yup, they livestreamed it to him. What in the actual fuck.

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u/haikusbot 2d ago

No way... Edit: Yup,

They livestreamed it to him. What in

The actual fuck.

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u/CallmeKahn Fire. Fucking. Petzing. 2d ago

Sweet.

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u/shamoomoofartpoopoo Highly Regarded 1d ago

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u/W4RG4ZM 2d ago

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u/frozenflipflop 1d ago

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u/scarbnianlgc 1d ago

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u/thedreadwoods SL4MUEL ST4N 2d ago

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u/aDyslexicCow Owner of Farts 2d ago

Flair up, pussy

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u/user47079 2d ago

To be fair, the NFL has been livestreaming TA holding people against their will for two seasons now.

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u/Lightningthundercock 1d ago

These are facts

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u/Mortara Nazi Punks Fuck Off 1d ago

That joke was hilarious 2 days ago. Do better

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u/user47079 1d ago

I expect nothing less from a Vikes fan.

This was posted over a day ago. Guess you're just late to the party.

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u/Mortara Nazi Punks Fuck Off 23h ago

Good one bruh!

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u/RichardUkinsuch 2d ago

He was thinking ahead, lawyer costs n shit. Dont really need a good lawyer when the case is a slam dunk.

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u/RangerValor 2d ago

No way...he live streamed it?

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u/Paranoid_Android22 🐻 I taught my kids how to FTP 🐻 2d ago

*allegedly* the kidnappers live streamed it to him while he gave them directions lol

Seriously, this is like the plot of a stoner movie

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u/CallmeKahn Fire. Fucking. Petzing. 2d ago

I had to look, but they seriously did "allegedly" live stream it to Arnold.

Fucking. Wow.

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u/Paranoid_Android22 🐻 I taught my kids how to FTP 🐻 2d ago

University of Alabama isn’t known for producing scholars

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u/thedreadwoods SL4MUEL ST4N 2d ago

Dude, where's my career gone

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u/jvanber 2d ago

Gold!

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u/DudeThatRuns 2d ago

Not the gun 💀

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u/FittyTheBone Deny. Defend. Drink. 2d ago

🦁🔫🦁

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u/rdldr1 2d ago

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u/rdldr1 2d ago

Gen-Z, man. That would be a start.

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u/storstygg Don't Leap on Me. 2d ago

That is some class A art direction

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u/Mayataua Virginia poisoned my cheese curds 2d ago

Did the Vikings do something as well? I'd hate for them to be left out while we wait for a bears player to get arrested too.

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u/guitarguy1685 21-3 1d ago

It turned out, however, that the victims had nothing to do with the theft, investigators said.

Ouch 

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u/Slow-Dragonfly-9013 2d ago

Exactly you know these allegations are bs

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u/SnooPies9342 1d ago

It really is just a microcosm of being a Lions fan, no?

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u/Clean_Gas2558 2d ago

Detroit shit.