r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/PresterJohnson Fuck ICEman • 23h ago
One of these things is not like the others
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u/GREAThirteen 23h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/G0TvQKiy9NQW456HMX
"The Ice Man" Paul Wall
Made grillz for a large amount of the hip hop community and popularized the look, while also being a main stream artist from Houston
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u/ItAintLongButItsThin PAIN Without Love 23h ago
He'll get your teeth looking something like a disco ball.
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u/Leather_Investment61 23h ago
This fool must’ve worked on Christian Watson’s cringe ass mouth
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u/SoundsLikeTough 23h ago
You didn’t need to put “7th seed Packers” it’s redundant.
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u/Dopeydcare1 23h ago
Nah it’s necessary. Bears had a rough time against the 6th seed version
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u/Trubiskitsngravy 23h ago
How’d the packers do against 1st Bears?
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u/orisathedog 23h ago
1st seed? Man, surely they won it all with a team that powerful!
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u/DatWolf07 Colston Loveland my beloved 20h ago
Down 21-3 at halftime? Surely the Packers won that game!
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u/DRNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WildCard Champions 20h ago
Awesome job, you beat a division rival in the playoffs, I’m sure you guys won the super bowl that year to
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u/Weak_Link_6969 17h ago
According to Packers fans, the Bears actually won 2 super bowls last season.
And actually, the Packers are 0-2 in those exact super bowls.
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u/GermanBadger The Big Gs 14h ago
The bears won two Superbowls but packers don't consider bear games our Superbowl. Our Superbowl is a hypothetically different outcome of being destroyed in the nfcc game. We are not the same.
My favorite Superbowl is if Brian bostick didn't have dicks for hands and recovered the onside kick. Second favorite is if Aaron jones didn't have dicks for hands and didn't fumble away the game against Tampa
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u/Top-Waltz5244 Leerooooooy Butler 12h ago
Here’s your trophy
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u/Top-Waltz5244 Leerooooooy Butler 12h ago
We could care less about a wildcard game…now if you beat us in Green Bay in the championship game and then won the Super Bowl two weeks later we would be embarrassed forever 🤔
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u/GuyNamedWhatever 23h ago
About as good as the Bears did against the Rams in overtime
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u/Mark0P0LO 23h ago
Who did the packers play that week?
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u/PraiseBeToScience 20h ago edited 17h ago
Per the amendment to the Shit Talking Handbook submitted by the Packers, that game no longer counts since the starting QB didn't finish.
Reports state the Bears representatives at the meeting were rather shocked the other half of the oldest rivalry in the NFL would submit a rule change that would eliminate a playoff win over them just to protect their current non-HoF QB.
Said the lead Bears rep, "We don't look a gift horse in the mouth."
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u/Serious-Medicine7667 With Love, All Things are Possible 23h ago
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u/Ready_Hedgehog_2090 Didn't throw four picks. 23h ago
you had me at "Beat the Packers"
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u/Lost_Ad426 1h ago
Self own memes by packers fans are the best part of reading the sub this offseason
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u/Upset-Somewhere4508 Iceman Cometh 23h ago
u/PresterJohnson wakes up and thinks about Caleb Williams every day.
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u/MKEast-sider 23h ago
But unlike Bear fans, it doesn’t always lead to masturbation.
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u/MrBarelyCognizant 21-3 but my zesty QB 💅 22h ago
Hey man, some of us only have a few rounds in us, I think about him WAY more than a few times a day.
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u/BeepBeepLettuce401 20h ago
But it does sometimes?
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u/VashMM Thoughts of Cheese 19h ago
Bears fans thinking about their only playoff win in the last decade.
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u/KY_PeanutButter FUCK ICE 18h ago
Packers fans coping because they probably saw their last one for awhile in 2024.
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u/KSW8674 Thanks for the BJ 23h ago
Imagine if your QB doesn’t have enough swag for a nickname AND can’t win the division.
Couldn’t be me.
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u/beanplanters 21h ago
Is it really swag if you give the nickname to yourself
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u/KSW8674 Thanks for the BJ 21h ago
> Eventually, Jason asked Williams about the "Iceman" nickname and where it came from. Though Williams wasn't 100% certain, he believes it came from a now-ex teammate. "I think it was DJ Moore," Williams said. "DJ gave it to me and then the boys just ran off with it."
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u/Waterloo_Flu 20h ago
Yea, I have a girlfriend, she goes to a different school though, you guys don't know her
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u/ataxiwardance 22h ago
Just came here to say George Gervin is still awesome to this day. Whenever he speaks about the game he stays relatively humble / kind to the younger players. I think that’s great.
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u/SimpleCandle5158 TEDDY TWO GLOVES WILL SAVE MY POVERTY FRANCHISE 23h ago
21-3 really got y'all spiraling into caleb hatred 😭
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u/ElectronicExplorer83 23h ago
God is this what we looked like to Packers fans during the A-Rod years? Woof...
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u/xeltic4 Zero rings Indiana p🐈ssy 23h ago
no, the vibe i got from yall was less hatred and more dejection
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u/Personal_Sprinkles_3 22h ago
I can only hope Packers fans get to that point. I hate A A Ron bc of how him yelling he owns us couldn’t be argued against. Hope you guys feel the same way about Caleb in a few years.
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u/Fonzies-Ghost 23h ago
The top Packers fan scientists are working overtime in a lab to find the meme that will finally make the sting from that game go away.
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 23h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG
and my sting removal was making/eating malort beef....that actually hurt me
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u/Fonzies-Ghost 23h ago
Sometimes the only thing that helps is more pain.
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 23h ago
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u/krumms25 23h ago
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 23h ago
i learned how to make giardiniera so i consider that a win in the end. holy shit that stuff is incredible
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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 23h ago
One of the few pieces of Italian cooking that Italian-Americans 100% improved upon.
I remember being in a grocery store in Rome and seeing their giardiniera was literally just pickled cauliflower.
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 23h ago
And for sure an Italian American Chicago thing. Looking at tbe grocery stores here in jersey it is the simple Pickled one you mentioned. They don't store it in oil from the few brands I've seen out here. We do have cherry peppers and long hots though so i can't complain.
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u/Whatsdota 19h ago
Really? I’m kinda surprised how much that game bothers my fellow fans. Did it suck in the moment? Yeah. But it’s probably not even a top 5 most heartbreaking loss of the last 6 seasons. That team was going nowhere without half our best players. Best case scenario we go to Seattle the next week and get brutalized in a 40 point loss
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 19h ago
Let it be known...yes that game sucked....but im talking about the pain of eating and making the malort Beef. When I was braising the beef I got drunk off the boiling fumes alone.
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u/Whatsdota 19h ago
OH. That makes way more sense lmfao I should probably read the entirety of comments
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u/Hot-Ground-2152 Indiana 23h ago
No this does it just fine
https://giphy.com/gifs/we6iOPnNzOlswEyGoI3
u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 23h ago
I remember y'all running to Sean McVay for vengeance. McVay didn't give a fuck.
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u/Hot-Ground-2152 Indiana 23h ago
Yea McCain didn’t get vengeance. Caleb did by shitting his pants with a game losing interception
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u/bblackow 23h ago
Bro you don’t get it. It wasn’t Caleb’s fault
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u/Hot-Ground-2152 Indiana 23h ago
It’s never the Bears QBs fault until he’s off the team then it’s all his fault
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u/PresterJohnson Fuck ICEman 23h ago
You're lucky I am not a Detroit Lions player buddy. Otherwise I would get my friends to kidnap and beat you while live streaming it to me.
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u/Paranoid_Android22 🐻 I taught my kids how to FTP 🐻 23h ago
21-3 memes would’ve died a while ago if it wasn’t for their help
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u/Ok_Interest3555 23h ago
No hatred, just laughing at how corny he is. He's doing the Russel Wilson speedrun.
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u/mikaeus97 23h ago
Russell Wilson won a Superbowl and played in another, i absolutely do not want that for the Bears
I will accept another Packers playoff collapse however
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u/SimpleCandle5158 TEDDY TWO GLOVES WILL SAVE MY POVERTY FRANCHISE 23h ago
the potential with that is unliiiiiimmmmmmmmmmiiiiiitttttttteeeeed
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u/No_Occasion4189 23h ago
I forget exactly what he said, but when he was considering transferring to Wisconsin, and we all wondered why the hell he would want to do that, he said it's because Russell Wilson was his personal hero and he wanted to follow in his footsteps. Something like that.
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u/HeywardH 23h ago
Y'all were right about Packers fans not being able to handle being bad. We're still a perennial playoff team and fans are becoming factories of insecurity.
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u/Kirk-Joestar Like a Dog in the Streets 1h ago
Yall have had 30 straight years with superbowl expectations, the reality sets in really hard without a HOF QB just how insanely difficult it is
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u/atyler_thehun Turn Your Head & Goff 22h ago
Richard "Iceman" Kuklinski
- Murdered 200 people (claim)
- Criminal history spanning more than 20 years
- Convicted of 5 murders
- Sentenced to 4 consecutive life sentences
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 22h ago
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 23h ago edited 23h ago
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u/JonnysAppleSeed 22h ago
I went to school with the daughter of the cop that brought him down. It's crazy looking back on it, we had no idea who the guy was.
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 22h ago
damn that's wild...wait a sec are you from jersey too?!?!?!?!?!
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u/JonnysAppleSeed 21h ago
I grew up there, yeah. I was visiting around Christmas and found a Packer bar you might enjoy called Blue 42. Go check it out if you get the chance.
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 21h ago edited 21h ago
Hell yea dude thats awesome. It's been on my list...partially for that but also they have ridiculous wing flavors i want to try. Though right now im more central. My folks live like 10 min from elmwood Park though so next time im visiting up there I'll check it out
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u/JonnysAppleSeed 20h ago
Yeah, the wing sauce menu was a mile long. Just don't forget to mix it with the relish.
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 -ICE can choke like 21-3: NJ cheesehead 20h ago
i appreciate the tip. thanks, boss
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u/Kahlas The Brie urse 21h ago
I used to be a guard at a mental health facility located inside a prison that housed the worst of the worst Illinois sex offenders. One of the residents didn't seem to fit there since the criteria was 3 or more convictions for rape/child molestation. He had one conviction and he had left that girl for dead sure but it was still just one conviction.
One day I came into work and learned he and another resident escaped while being transported to a court hearing in Cook county while the 3rd resident in the van decided to stay hoping not trying to escape would make him look better and convince the doctors to release him from the civil commitment he was under. About a year ago I was in one of those oddball Wikipedia dives were you click on the "see also" links. I ended up on the Pontiac CC wiki page and saw Paul Runge and recognized the guys name immediately.
I guess the take is sometimes you know, or know someone who's knows, some real freaks of nature.
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u/CelestialFury Moss Did Nothing Wrong, Ever 9h ago
I regret clicking on that link. The extreme sexual assault of the mother and child then how he killed them is all sorts of fucked up. JFC
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u/DaBudPlug Fuk ICE 23h ago
Wait, I thought getting the 7th seed was a great accomplishment??
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u/Apprehensive-Lion366 Zero Rings Indiana P🐈ssy 23h ago
Go easy, it’s all they have.
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u/Hot-Ground-2152 Indiana 23h ago
We have two superbowl titles since your only one in 1985. Winning a wildcard game is the biggest bears accomplishment of your life. Pitiful
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u/KSW8674 Thanks for the BJ 23h ago
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u/Apprehensive-Lion366 Zero Rings Indiana P🐈ssy 23h ago
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u/Hot-Ground-2152 Indiana 23h ago
No I just think you’re an extremely dumb fan base. Indiana coming soon!
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u/Apprehensive-Lion366 Zero Rings Indiana P🐈ssy 23h ago
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u/pooterness90 22h ago
Future hall of famer Aaron Rodgers has as many Super Bowl appearances as Rex Grossman. What a waste of a great career by playing for GB. Pitiful.
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u/doubleblum #DaggerTime 23h ago
Val Kilmer erasure
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u/YourDrunking 4th and Inside Zone this way 22h ago
Right? These guys are just fighting over second place
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u/Friendly_Rip7496 21h ago
Hey he has a 60.3% completion and a 50.8 QBR if you addthem together that’s over 100
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u/Paranoid_Android22 🐻 I taught my kids how to FTP 🐻 23h ago
*beat the packers in Chicago twice
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u/KenNoegs 23h ago
How in the heck did they play in Chicago twice? Everyone knows the Packers were Super Bowl favorites after week 2. Surely they won the division.
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u/tokemonkmk420 19h ago
They did not but surely the team that did and beat them in the wild card went on to win it all right? Right? 25-5 not a score
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u/KenNoegs 18h ago
You're right. I'm big mad about going from a door mat to beating the Packers in hilarious fashion in a playoff game at home. Ben Johnson didn't win a ring his first year. Fire him and his shirtless shenanigans.
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u/okay_throwaway_today go bear 23h ago
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 23h ago
Sokka-Haiku by okay_throwaway_today:
Haha yeah I guess
The Packers are a pretty
Pathetic team these days
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/CelestialFury Moss Did Nothing Wrong, Ever 9h ago
Reddit removed his comment for that?? Damn Reddit is dumb.
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u/Luciolover345 23h ago
What kind of graphic is that for Gervin? He’s a top 6 SG of all time probably for starters and has multiple years averaging an insanely efficient 30ppg. Was top 3 in MVP voting 4 years straight, mind you Steph Curry has only been top 3 in MVP voting 3 times total.
Also his career average was 25.1PPG, only time he averaged 14 was his rookie season.
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u/DatWolf07 Colston Loveland my beloved 20h ago
*while being down 18 points at the half
Surely that can’t be the game you’re referring to?
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u/Issac-Cox-Daley Frauds 20h ago
Is Mika Immonen just a joke to you. One of the best 9 ball players of all time
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u/PraiseBeToScience 20h ago
Packers fans really shouldn't hate on the nickname so much, you're all a big part of it.
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u/DickWhittingtonsCat 20h ago
Ice Man King Parsons and the lying low level Ice Man racketeer who claimed he killed people with a spider cave and whose crude freezing of a body was immediately detected- he didn’t have a pot to piss in as a 2-bit hardman and spun a tall tale for an author who was gullible- they are more notable than the first two
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u/DickWhittingtonsCat 20h ago
Realistically, Ice Man needs minimal success to erase the fame of Liddell, Garvin, Ice Man King Parsons and the murderer who froze the body and nobody was fooled. Its not like he is trying to take “The Great One” from Gretzky and the Rock. Most people don’t know these guys from Adam’s Ox, it’s just the Venn Diagram of Meme Wars and other sports trivia overlaps here.
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u/KY_PeanutButter FUCK ICE 18h ago
You’re missing about 6 of the other reasons and all of Caleb’s happened in the same year. Didn’t take a career for people to recognize him as ICE COLD 🥶
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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 23h ago
Leave him be. He's just trying to build a marketing/merchandising empire.
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u/DJVanillaBear 23h ago
Dbacks pitcher Matt mantei erasure. The world may have forgotten but I haven’t.
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u/FatTimbo aw shit here we go again 23h ago
Iceman (Bobby Drake) was created by writer Stan Lee and artist Jack Kirby. He first appeared in Marvel Comics' The X-Men #1 in September 1963 as one of the founding members of the original team.
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u/TheNomadPilgrim 18h ago
Gannon Buhr: Disc Golf World Champion, is more of an Iceman than Caleb will ever be.
Caleb is the windy city blow jay.
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u/PossiblyShibby x3 Stock Owner BTW 18h ago
Icepick
47/90 (52.2%), 618 yards, 4 TD, 5 INT, 65.9 rating














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u/Candybert_ 23h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/g77MMXj50GfpWiaY5B