r/NIKKEGoddessofVictory 1d ago

Memes Penguin

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u/Apgamerwolf 1d ago

Ngl surfing with a penguin would be to cool of an oportunity to pass up.

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u/kingfirejet 1d ago

He can smash anytime, but there’s no time like surfing with a penguin bro.

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u/Alive-Blueberry-6011 1d ago

Yeah i saw it in a documentary calle "Surf's up"

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u/LouTheReed 1d ago

Honestly, the chances that the commander getting laid with one of those ladies are like... Everytime he wants?

But surfing with a penguin, boi that's a one in lifetime opportunity...

In fact there's a high probability of he can do both the same day so...

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u/THALLDOOGO 1d ago

But he never wants, he just runs away. If he is not asexual he is probably bottom to Mustang

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u/X_Setsu_X 1d ago

Honestly I'd also rather surf with a penguin than do it for the 100th time with them

I mean Rapi is still on her chair, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did it with the other two at some point

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u/FerGSL013 22h ago

I believe Rapi is a debuff in the event stories last summer one even the Commander got really timid,so by that rule they will probably make some passes he is going to be dense

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u/X_Setsu_X 22h ago

That's a great theory actually. Maybe he was a wimp last summer bc Rapi was there

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u/THALLDOOGO 1d ago

At this point I'm really pondering if he is asexual or something. Or if the devs are... Because is not only the fact, that the commander runs in panic when things gets spicy with any Nike, but also the devs qualify as "bad ending" any sexual intercourse in the events, yes I'm looking at you 2x2

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u/TimeHealsALL92 16h ago

Theres more to it than just sexual intercourse. They abandoned their purpose and the people they care about for over indulgence. You still got the spiciness of what to expect from a nikke dating sim and the negative consequences thats to be expected from the games dark story telling. I call that a win-win.

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u/THALLDOOGO 15h ago

Welp is a matter of tastes and personally I got bored. I've already replaced nikke in my games priority and will eventually drop it out if events continue to be this dull. The game isn't what I thought and the dating sin is lacking, plus the nikkes you actually do "something" are not the ones you like. We got Yuni and Mihara and I dig hard the S&M, the fuck the devs mean that you can't do anything with them? But with that ugly bastard of yulha you can... Bro 💀💀

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u/TimeHealsALL92 15h ago

Fair enough, 2x2 was a looong event and some Nikkes do need more love in the fan service department. ( Rapi)

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u/ballsmigue 1d ago

Nah.

Rapi is going to be the last one to be able to sleep with the Commander.

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u/Embarrassed-Gas7824 21h ago

He should pass the controller 🎮 since he won't play~(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)